How about yes?

POV

what?

This is not America. Go away

Not until you give me some high grade vodka and a pretty Russian girl.

grey goose and ukraine girl, ok?

Don't you fucking cheat me, I want the good shit.

>albania still existing

nice try

>good shit
yes we have

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Looks good.
Where do I put the signature?
Glory to finno-mongolian reich.

I do not want to live with the chinese in one country (((

It smell nice?

like ukraine

They will be genocided.

Yes

>how to start a civil war in every european country

>south tyrol in italy

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нeт

>Independent Austria

Wallonia is France.
Corsica is italian. Okey?

>joined with spain
Never. Their reaction (or lack thereof) to the latest terrorist attack is just another reason why.

Independent Portugal is a British joke, like the occupation of Gibraltar

Either Corsica is independent or it's ours

You left out Finland and the GOAT Baltic nations.

Divide the poolish meme country and we have a deal.

>The eternal """rusian""" breaking up Romania
>For the 4th time in history
I will never understand how you guys LARP about muh eastern european brothers, muh slavic roots, muh ORTHODOXY, yet you are the first to come kill us all.
It has to be the mixed blood you have from turkics, tatars, mongols, iranids and chinks.

Fuck off

Come try your luck and learn why, pidorashka.

Scotlands sea border makes me wet.
Independence is coming soon,

>not even able to conquer finland
embarrassing