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Russian here AMA

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Fake russia here, do not ama

How much cost 1 bottle of vodka in russia?

Are you living in a commieblock? Is it comfy?
Are you Euro or Asian?

What city are you from? How is life there? Would you like to move somewhere else?

How much kopeiki is vodka and cigarettes? Why did you hacked the American election?

нe пизди
$3.5-4 - 0.5 liter
yeah 5-storey, 3th floor without elevator
EU
Petersburg,
>life
nice, our GDP actually bigger, government just lowering it (in your eyes)
>move
nope, its comfy as fuck, average-soft winter, cool summers
$1.5 cigarettes,
we didn't this is meme

:(

is it true?

>Petersburg
>comfy

Is it true that every single one of you wear tracksuits and squat all the time even with seating available?

THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER

its a legend

That's a long dead meme, only poorfags in 90s did that, because Chinese Adidas was cheap af.

What's your opinion on the Chinese? Friend, foe, or neutral?

>tfw guy is not shouting "BLYYYYYAD!" when he emerged

Slavs still do it in Vienna and Slovakia.

a bit
>yмepeнный климaт
nope, it was as spreading behavior in 90s, not now
they will fuck all of us(whole world) in 10 years

also Saint-P youtube.com/watch?v=4EoUz39nPMM , join

do you guys remove homosex?

Lets get antifa labeled as terrorists, official white house petition here:
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0

For those who don't know what antifa is, it is a far-left domestic terrorist group (only considered so in 1 state, for now) that is part of the alt-left and promotes killing cops, destruction of private property, anti-white racism, open borders, islamic terrorism and the implementation of communism thru means of violent revolution.

Read more here: farleftwatch.com/2017/07/26/far-left-militia-training-for-guerrilla-warfare/

Please share to all burgers! Share it everywhere!

no, all you see about this remains from soviet era and also from jail-related subculture

That's "meanwhile in Belarus" though

What is your opinion of Jewish people and/or Israel? Some of the most physically attractive and Alpha Jews I've met have been from Russia.

Jews must to return to Israel, Christianity must be dismantled
>Alpha Jews from Russia
guess they were from Odessa lol

>AMA
>me Russian, me unique
>in Sup Forums

Really?

Have you ever eaten Salo? Is it any good?

>Christianity must be dismantled

Are you a neo-Pagan or an atheist?

>return to Israel
if they so scared of Iran nuclears - let them build bunkers
anyway 99% of world on his side (to the end of this millenia, so nothing to fear from)

I love it, you just need to know how to prepare it rightfully, generally it salted for few weeks and must always be cold(semi-freezed)

Theravadian

Tilt-shift pictures always look neat.

Do you recommend rural Russia for a trip? Is it hard to get into the country? Do Russians bully north americans? How many people there speak English? What does the Russian population think of Putin? What does the Russian population think of America/Europe?

That's a qt, would rescue from Russia and provide her with food like REAL coffee and European cheese.

Will Russia intervene in the next American civil war?

Rare three-striped Ukraine. Take it from three striped Poland.

What do Russian think of Stalin?

RARE
A
R
E

R. A. R. E.
>considering you chopped each other to bits with gardening tools.

Tutsi poster liar
Do not believe Tutsi liar
Go home Tutsi devil

Are you from one of the Asiatic minorities so Buddhism is your national religion?

does Buinov make the girls quiver?

R A R E
A
R
E

>Do Russians bully north americans? How many people there speak English?

Why do slavs squat?

youtube.com/user/Moscowprepper/videos

enjoy some Danish man in Russia videos while you wait for the answer.

>rural Russia for a trip
eu part, check en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Ring trips
> bully north americans
exactly us-citizens maybe
>English
10-15%
>Putin
he doesn't matter
>America/Europe
you don't know what you want

>Stalin
killer, tyran
nope
I'm 1488 russkey, also there is mahayana basically
jail-culture

$1.5 for cigs! I'm packing my bags and going to Magadan tomorrow then. Given the stereotype for Russian women, and the emerging stereotype for Western women... which group is now the worst in terms of shitty female stereotypes in your opinion and why?

youtube.com/watch?v=TrmkYJfv0Ww

This Lithuanian pretending to be Russian has the answers you seek BOLSHOE

>jail-culture

I've wondered about this myself, even seen it in Poland once or twice. I know about the Russian jail-culture aversion to sitting on the ground but why though?

Are there no chairs in jail?

I've been squatting more and it is actually awesome, harness your slav it is great for mechanical work and other labor

Are Russian pretty?

Lithuanian living in Estonia pretending to be Russian and liking Polish kolbasz.

Estonian, my apologies.

I'm marrying my Russian boyfriend soon. Is it a good idea renouncing my original citizenship for a Russian one? Am not Asian btw if that matters

>jail-culture
so no seats and dirty floors I assume?
tnxm8
Same. I've had improved balance and leg strength since I started

*enter your jail room in Russia*

What do?

I'm Asian*

Can you imagine how bad it must smell in there? Like onions, cigarettes, and BO.

I think I would actually kill myself.

Hell yeah, I've had bad a bad knee and its helping... Also you can take shits in the woods like a champ

What's your cunt>?

> South Korea

How are the women there? Good?

>Are there no chairs in jail?
luck of chairs, exactly
maybe
maybe maybe
ask where is roofsters sitting hehe

Why don't Russians build nice playgrounds for children. Do your children get damaged mentally from playing on these?

Me too. But the most memetic thing is the "hierarchy" of castes in Russian prisons. If you're a weak and pathetic beta male and you go to jail, you'll be a "rooster" in the hierarchy (the lowest rank). A rooster can be beaten, pissed in his mouth, raped in the ass, humiliated, etc.

Yes, I've heard about that, they are the "untouchables" and they even have their own plates, cups, and utensils if they touch something that belongs to the other prisoners they might be beaten or killed.

Basically, if you go to Russian jail, don't be a pussy.

...

Minimum price is about 4 dollars for a 0.5L bottle.

Yes.
No.
I live in the Eastern part of the county.

Tomsk, currently living in Novosibirsk.
Could be better.
No, I wouldn't.

Yes.

>English
>10-15%

You are wrong, it's more likely 3-5%.

>hierarchy
yes, also have you heard what 57% of "thieves in law" are Georgian ?
this is Georgian bullshit

>REAL coffee
You ain't know shit about coffe you eurodipshit

>exactly us-citizens maybe

99% of people see no difference between unitedstatians and canadians.

дa нe я в тoм cмыcлe, чтo cкaжeт oн - кaнaдeц - a oк, cкaжeт - aмepикaнeц -HAHAХУЙ

Why """based russians""" so afraid of chechens/churkas? All those videos/news about russians get beaten by shitskins ruin your pretending of tough guys.

Дa ли paзyмeтe cpпcки јeзик? Mнoгo peчи нa pycкoм дeли кopeн ca peчимa нa cpпcкoм јeзикy.

>cкaжeт - aмepикaнeц -HAHAХУЙ

nothing wrong with that tbqh famalam

What is intelligentsia in Russia like?

Well, I don't know serbian, but can understand what you're saying. I dont think that many current young people know where Serbia is. For men in mid 40s - they're still remember NATO chimpouts, some of them maybe were volunteers in Serbia, but yet I doubt that they know serbian language.
But slavic languages have many similar things, so there's no problems in understanding each other.

>intelligentsia in Russia

Look at US SJWs and millenials. Same shit here.

What do Russians think of Anglos?

>дa нe я в тoм cмыcлe

So what did you mean by that after all?

>haha, death to america and other anglo faggots
>haha, fuck slant-eyed subhuman chinks, gooks and japs
>haha fuck the yuros, we fucked you in 1945 could repeat again
>haha, eastern yuros ain't even human we must conquer them and russify by force, genocide everyone who resists
>also genocide all niggers, kikes and muslims

And then people like you are screaming "baaaaw, you all are russophobic, why don't you love poor Russia?".

DELET THIS:(

you can learn russian in two months basically
or from russian to srbski

>fuck the yuros, we fucked you in 1945 could repeat again
That's pretty much only about g*rmans

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home for oligarchs (with stolen money)
so are you a Russian ?

IQ 9999999999999

youtube.com/watch?v=3A5lr2Ct8Xo

>home for oligarchs (with stolen money)

What? If anything Russia is owned by corrupt oligarchs.

I think he meant to say that russian oligarchs go to anglo countries.

Ah.

Most people dislike the anglos, to be honest.

>so are you a Russian ?

Why do you ask?

He means, they live in England most of their time only doing business in Russia, buy property there and invest the money they leached off Russia into British and European enterprises.

you don't understand Russian
proxy-fag

Why did you ruin Poland for 50 years?
Why did you kill Polish officers in Katyń?
Why did you kill Polish president in Smoleńsk?
Why are you so butthurt about Poles removing monuments of the Red Army?

I don't get what do you mean, I'm Russian and Russian is my first language.

What's the difference between bydlo and gopnik?

how prevalent is fake vodka? rt.com/uk/218447-deadly-fake-vodka-sale/

Is your country about to invade and occupy Belarus?

Every gopnik is bydlo, but not every bydlo is gopnik.

Can russians really tame a bear?

must feel good being an alpha
long live Russia

Do you like STALKER?