My gf and I are just sexually incompatible.
Me: Foreplay is passion based, with a mutual give and take leading to penetration. Total failure, for years, at getting her off. She also has a clit as tiny as a sunflower seed, eating her out takes 2 hours till she cums! She's never cum from fucking and she gave me her virginity. Never had any issues with satisfying my past lovers.
Her: Foreplay and sex is personality based...awful shit to endure. She likes playfulness, giggling, humor, appreciation...and control. Everytime I eat her it has to be precise, with absolutely no changes. A simple swallow motion, or shift in my cramped up position and she gets frustrated and it starts over. It's just torture to go down on her desu. And Everytime she acts perky and Goofy and silly...she just becomes a hole to me and I'm ready to nut and ignore her needs.
Trust me, I used to be a great lover.
Now.. and ugh.
Make sure your gf and you are a match in bed it this will happen to you.
My gf and I are just sexually incompatible
sex is pointless. stop licking her putrid gash, cuck.
you sound like such a pussy
who fucking cares
Premarital sex is a sin user.
Dump her, you beta faggot.
piss off you degenerate cuckold, if you are not married you should be having sex, get pegged cuck!
Grab her by the pussy
Or just do what I do and fuck the girl before you commit to a relationship dumbass.
Get a small vibrator. That will do the trick.
Faggot
Woah user, that'd be way way way too fucking alpha.
Just wait until she gets tired of your useless micro penis then marries you and divorces you for half of your mom's basement like a good beta cuck
Finger banging while dirty stories whispered into ear faggot....get into it.
DO small vibrators attached to your penis REALLY make a big difference? What's your testament to them user, I really need to know.
She needs a bbc to cum
Bring in a black bull to please her
Just dumped a tinder roastie I was seeing because she refused to suck dick, absolutely unacceptable.
Dump the bitch.
Ask her to lineup days with the claim you're gonna take a day trip
Night before the supposed trip, make sure to call your folks and establish an alibi
Just pin and tie her down
AND RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR DAYS UNTIL YOU MINDBREAK HER
Like Clockwork
I-Is this legal?
You even try fucking her in the ass?
HAHAHA
THAS RITE WHIT BOI
There is no try with that just do.
I would stick my chip in her dip, if you know what I mean
2 fingers into puss.
Hook them toward you slightly.
Pull her vagina upward toward to back of her clit, then relax back down.
Repeat, intensify, await gushing shuddering orgasm.
Dump her.
Can you explain to me, my black friend, what it is black men do in bed aside from their dicks that pleases women so?
>eating pussy
Soy-brained faggot
I dont give a shit about any of dat shit mang.
you go and pump dat bitch then skeet up all into her puss and leave.
Lmao another one falls for the gspot meme
kek
Going down on girls
Dicklet
>eating pussy or ass in first place
youre such a raging faggot
try spinning, that's a good trick
I bet she doesn't even suck your dick
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Jesus christ that sounds like hell
You'd have to be an aboluste virgin cuck to want to spend the rest of your life with a nuance like that
I'd ditch her even if it happened once to me that hte sex is not perfect, let alone stick at it
That guy knows what he's talking about, shit works. Make your hand like a heavy metal sign and put the two middle fingers in palm up and rub the soft spot on the top of the inside of her vagina and let your palm and wrist rub on her clit. It's literally that simple, making girls orgasm is not rocket science..
i know that feel, bro
t.virgin
Virgin wizard detected
She wants you to stop cucking and get fucking
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>t. touchless virgins
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Women don't care about orgasms as much as you think. And only caring about her orgasm makes you a beta.
Women like to be used like a sex toy.
Yes. Now go and procreate.
Wish I had known about this when I was younger but some women just have "dead pussy" and you will go crazy trying to get them off. Normal women are not like this.
Think about your situation--if your girl never dresses feminine and has no idea how to "act sexy" these are warning signs.
If your girl has dead pussy you need to just dump her no matter what.
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I don't get it what is wrong with stuffing your face in a girls ass and pussy, it's fucking fun and gets me hard, whats the big deal.
Rather than blog it out here why not try talking to her about it? A relationship is a two way street.
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