For everything Balkan related(mainly ex-Yu and Albania). Try to keep the shitposting to the minimum, if foreigners want to ask something, feel free. Also for news discussion.
we get skopje and kumanovo, bulgars get the rest. fuck it's the croat with the eu flag again.
Jackson Gutierrez
has anybody here had their family property confiscated by the commies post '45 and is now waiting for restitution shekels?
Cooper Morgan
fuck you nigger i live in skopje no gypsy hands will lay hands on my clay
Aaron Ramirez
>gibs we're a net fucking payer into the common budget, we've not only lost our economy, sovereignty and currency to kiked-out krauts but apparently remain unable to make use of all EUSSR funds that are available to us incompetence is a sign of a communist and we're chock full of those and their spawn
Luke Garcia
pic related owning macedonian clay is not allowed ethnic relocation is the only answer
Samuel Cook
Kumanovo is ours nobody will annex us. We'll annex everyone. LOOK FORWARD TO IT!!! KUMANOVO OWNS BALKANS BY 2030!!!
Jose Allen
not really, you're a lucky faggot. it's better than bulgarian, keep that in mind.
Jayden Moore
Wait, I could get shekels for confiscated land?
Bentley Ross
desu i like euro. Tolars were a big flying holy shit currency.
Austin Davis
i beg to differ i'll get eu shekels if i'm a bulgar
kumanovo empire confirmed but you'll also be a bulgar. it's a double-edge sword
Dylan James
I'd like Tolars, would feel better being paid quarter of a mil
Adrian Gonzalez
You could either get the land back, or in my case if the gubmint built on it you can get money. But it's going to take forever. Lawyer up. It turns out I come from a family of (((merchants))) and they took everything after the war. Looking forward to becoming nobility again desu.
Jordan Walker
eu gibs > being a macedonian bulgar let's be honest lad
Dominic Cruz
choki
Landon White
you must be a babby then I used to collect my pay check in glorious Tolar and my purchasing power was DOUBLE of what it is now, with little change nominally
back in the 90s when I was a teen I used to go out on weekends and have 1000-1500 SIT in my pocket that was enough for half a pizza (400 SIT), pack of cigs (220 SIT) and a couple of beers (170 SIT), sometimes even for a couple of liters of petrol (180 SIT/l)
Jackson Gutierrez
>not wanting to take part in god emperor aleksandar's grand empire the loss is on you desu
Tyler Rogers
Ah, oh well, they already gave us the land back.
Christopher Collins
OK NOW IT'S CONFIRMED i've earlier noticed that whenever i write "desu" it comes out as "desu", but i always thought i must be wrong, now i intentionally wrote "desu" and it says "desu". what the fuck is this?
Chase Perez
>wanting a humanoid fish to be your pm
Jonathan Perry
whenever i write t b h god fucking damn it what's wrong with this shit
Austin Roberts
how new are you nigger
James Scott
been here for 2 years and i regularly used t b h until a few months ago.
Nathan Anderson
lel
Aaron Robinson
I WAS ABOUT TO GO RUNNING AND IT RAINS????
Jose Turner
this late? you looney
Henry Brown
where do you live nigger?
Jonathan Anderson
>RUNNING from what or who? you can't escape yourself, user
John Davis
This thread is boring and you have shit taste in news
Dominic Harris
Accept it serb, being a bulgar is a much greater honor. BEND THE KNEE
Ryder Cook
I know a dude who runs past midnight.
David Ross
>ustasa
Kayden Cook
The only rain I see is the sweat dripping from my eyebrows
Nicholas Parker
Tbh desu desu
Mason Morris
cheater
Ayden Hill
>being a burglar
Jackson Campbell
back to the steppe you go
Nolan Thompson
>being a delusional beach serb
Andrew Price
Oy Vey don't break the system
Wyatt Roberts
>actually wanting to be bulgarian wew lad
Alexander Allen
ok give up the steppes, Blyadimir Mongoloidnii
Jace Parker
Yep Still boring
Charles Smith
>balkpol >posts only about serbia and croatia ebi se
Ryan Walker
Nah.
Mason Roberts
it's just a comfy thread you faggit leave if you find it boring
Cooper Anderson
You stay out of Dobruja
Robert Hall
list the different types of Serbe: >Djenocide Serbe >Jihad Serbe >Lazy Serbe >Gorenje Serbe >Sqhip Serbe >Landlocked Serbe
Gabriel Ross
Is Slovenia the cucks of the Balklands?
Caleb Robinson
tell that to the damn romanians
Isaac Smith
Well shit I don't even live in the steppes. It's 6:32 in there now, you can settle those steppes as much as you want (you can loot Moscow too).
>Blyadimir Mongoloidnii That sounds ukraninian if you fix the ending suffix.
Sure I do.
Gabriel Harris
Hmmmmm... Beach serb ..... serbian bitch.... bitch... kurwa.... kurwat... horvat.... hrvat... Thank you for unveiling this ancient secret aleksandar!
Grayson Wood
i said mainly ex-yu and albania. i don't speak shiptar and ex-yu countries except for serbia and croatia are irrelevant.
Jayden Ortiz
o-ok
Tyler James
>inb4 >Maritsa Probably the most hilarious fall of an empire.
Easton Adams
but ex-yu, exlcuding Croatia and Slovakia, is literally the most irrelevant part of the balkans
Ryder Phillips
isn't genocide serb the same thing as landlocked serb?
Charles Gonzalez
Fucking Cerar
Jaxson Bell
Didnt last very long tho.
Josiah Perry
yes
Zachary Ward
tfw no Teo for eurobasket
Eli Scott
that's Croats
Ian Foster
then name it ex-yu
Landon Hill
Serbians
>Slovenians Merchant Serbs. >Croatians Gay Serbs. >Bosnians Muslim Serbs. >Albanians Inbred Serbs >Macedonians South Serbs >Bulgarians Turkish Serbs >Greeks Roman Serbs >Romanians Gypsy Serbs
Charles Sullivan
Just goes to show how monarchies are so prone to failing. Didn't matter that his father was one of the greatest Serbs that ever lived, Uroš was a little shit.
Julian Nelson
he didn't even sire that mutt, did he?
Tyler Johnson
i'm no serb faggot
Robert James
i just found out i'm a linguist noice
Jordan Diaz
well, if bulgaria is so relevant, make a /bulgeneral/ and i'm sure it will be flooded. :(( i think we'll get a bronze/silver, but if we had everyone it'd be a easy gold. that's not catchy and when someone says balkans they don't think of bulgaria
Kevin Lee
Serbitch, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!
Josiah Ramirez
...
Cameron Ortiz
No cuck would.
Kevin Stewart
why are mountain serbs the most cucked
Joseph Diaz
Pokaži tisti incident v Avstriji kjer je neka slovenka dobila celice psa v pizdo ker je "umetnina"
Logan Perry
And he only had to defeat the Greeks once at Klokotnitsa and capture their leader, in what was a relatively small battle, after that it was mostly diplomacy and marriages.
Kayden Anderson
>when someone says balkans they don't think of bulgaria
Everyone in the balkans things about bulgaria when they mention balkans.
Dylan Murphy
I wonder how good things were before the rise of nationalism when everything was decided on the basis of religion.
Brody Cook
balkans are literally in bulgaria and your republic is not failing?
Christopher Rivera
literally no one knows your country you mongoloid ask a amerinigger what the balkans are and they'll tell you kosovo is best country there
Joseph Bennett
They only think about you because you're our neighbour. NO. 1 question on the balkans is how to split macedonia and that's where you come in.
Hunter Gomez
?!The empire fell way before Maritsa kek.
Adam Mitchell
sorry sweetie but number 1 question is kosovo je srbija
Jordan Cox
this is why croatian humour is a meme in serbia. jesus christ... literally noone does. perhaps, but it still doesn't mean that when you say balk you think of bulgaria. also if i named it ex-yu general i'd get a bunch of Sup Forums faggots here and i don't want that.
Grayson Flores
Probably shit, having to force the tsar to extort extra gold to pay the pope.
Alexander Nelson
dark area goes to albania, rest to bulgaria
Jayden Nelson
Wut?
Leo Brown
Kosovo je makedonija. When we clean them up from there we'll start with macedonisation of the region.
Hudson Cruz
yeah no lad that land is eternally cursed only a nuclear wasteland will cleanse it
Carson White
...aah, even that. Just that article screencap it was marked as serbian empire, so I assumed after that fuckup the turks destroyed what little empire there was until kosovo. can't even remember the dates - never took care to learn balkan history thoroughly.
nevertheless, maritsa is funny shit. on par with karansebesh probably.
John Lewis
Ameriniggers dont know where mexico is, let alone a country in the balkans. Your point is void, just like your entire city state.
Obviously, that dosnt mean they dont think about us when they mention balkans now does it? "Literally" everyone in the balkans does.
Camden Bailey
I recall that was a major reason for the eastern states turning to """orthodoxy""", no?
Adrian Barnes
Why include Albania in this? They literally have nothing to do with ex-Yu and are not slavs. Besides that I only wish to add that I love all of my slav brothers and sisters.
