PLEASE IF YOU LIVE 100 MILES NEAR THE RED DOTS GET OUT NOW

PLEASE IF YOU LIVE 100 MILES NEAR THE RED DOTS GET OUT NOW

SCREEN CAP THIS

DO NOT LOOK AT THE SUN TOMORROW

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Nobody should look at the sun, ever.

CRYPTIC BULLSHIT THAT MEANS NOTHING

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i get a 75-80% eclipse here in central FL. Will watch with my dog

its pretty boring if you don't get into the path of totality. A partial eclipse is still very bright outside and pretty much a non-event.

thats no sun eclipse path, its Kim's rocket trajectory you foolish people

RIP Kansas

Somebody post that creepy warning webm. It's pretty fun.

everyone at work will be at a company party for this shit - i'm going to masturbate and go home early.

LOOK HARDER AT THE IMAGE

A PROPHET WILL APPEAR

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Here we go!
youtu.be/mw_HKzo9Ync

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erm, keep doggo inside because animals can inadvertently look up into the eclipse and burn out their retinas

LOOK HARDER

Only time living in this shithole of a state will pat off apparently

Dude, what

He will go blind and it will be your fault, numb nuts.

>when whites replace children with animals and still fuck up

nothing is going to happened

>looks like we got rick rolled XD

i could swear that is terminator

look closer at the image

Nice grammar.

>Portland
>Vegas
>Yellowstone
>???
>That looks like where the guide stones are

Interesting point desu

how can you look at the sun if its being blocked by the moon???

also why would the suns rays be more damaging to your eyes when being blocked by a large celestial body???

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Is that you German Schizo?

If so you have to get to Budapest. You are being ordered to stop the party from taking over in the wake of WW3. Tuesday on the Pier.

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Arnold? Prophet? wtf

Is that fucking arnold in the north east? kek

OP is a cb205edee16b24366c871cf55e781346

Wondered that also

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are you saying the US is getting nuked?

MY POWERS WILL FUCKING ACTIVATE

SEPTEMBER

SEPTEMBER

SEPTEMBER

THE SCHMITA IS COMING

>Be nigger.
>Smarter nigger than the average nigger.
>Live in eclipse zone.
>Wait until eclipse comes
>All dumb whitey looking up
>Me's got thirteen wallets
>Why be whitey so dumb?

I welcome death

MASS ARREST OF CONGRESS UNDER COVER OF ECLIPSE.

The eclipse will trigger Yellowstone, pic related, the sun and moon will both be pulling the pressure underneath in the same direction, towards the surface.

Are you gay? The earth is flat you cunt

OOOOOoooOOO spooky cryptic warning on Sup Forums

Bullshit. Everyone knows you don't look at the sun.

Here's an interesting bearenstain for you:
>Why does the date of the eclipse keep changing?
It has already "happened" like 5 times.

Then why is the moon and sun round?

It's actually good to gaze at the sunset or sunrise for a few seconds each day. Enjoy this pro-tip and don't look at the sun mid-day.

This made me kekle

Things can be both round AND flat.

That's not how anything works.

Then why does the earth cast a round shadow on the moon?

Except they aren't. You don't really believe in flat earth. You are literally only memeing. No body actually believes in that. And if you say you do, you aren't even being honest with yourself.

I'm okay right?

I'm in portland, I'm staying

STOP

LARP

THREADS

You can do the same damage to your eyes staring at the naked sun, but you look away because it becomes unbearable. During an eclipse, lots of the light that would ordinarily make it uncomfortable isn't there, but your eyes will still receive damaging doses of solar radiation. The difference is you won't realize it's happening.

>All animals that have witnessed a solar eclipse are blind

That'd be fuckin' hilarious 'cos that'd be most animals...

Wow your so smart i bet you are so much fun to listen to

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dude god is proving our faith lmao

either that or it's a disinfo campaign by the US government to discredit legitimate criticism on the lockdown on Antarctic exploration.

>admits I'm right
get raped flat earth nigger.

Wtf was that always there???

Shit son I didn't notice it

>earth cast a shadow on moon
Can't, because of the firmament.

Kek

Solar eclipses can cause permanent blindness if you look at them unobstructed
It literally fries your retinas

What will happen?
Nuke
False Flag
Alien?

Or just Oonga Boongas looting?

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>disinfo campaign by the US government to discredit legitimate criticism on the lockdown on Antarctic exploration
Now you're thinking. Ever wonder why Antarctica is closed to tourists?

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Blows your mind that something 93,000 miles away can still make you blind if you stare at it

What the fuck is there to loot in Yellowstone?

How is it any different than looking at the sun on any other day?

Picnic baskets.

Not the flat earther retard

Who is it? Don't recognize him.

underrated

Why?

kek

I live right in the middle of its path.
I'll will watch it without (((special))) glasses, because I am not about to listen to a Europoor.

Ashes
They mistake it for gunpowder

This?

my face when nothing will happen
as always

Because it's blighted inhospitable and there's nothing actually to do there
At least space has the attraction of zero-g

>tfw to intelligent to live in these shitty states

THERE IS NO ECLIPSE. AMERICA IS TESTING ITS NEW WEAPON CALLED "NIGHT ETERNAL"

IT WILL BE ABLE TO TURN AN ENTIRE CONTINENT DARK PERMANENTLY WHEN IT BECOMES FULLY OPERATIONAL.

fake and gay

Fuck. I live in Kansas? Can i come to Mexico?

That wall was just a joke man...

Fuck back off to reddit

>115miles from Portland
Is that far enough OP?!?!

I've got direct sun observation rated optics
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Ma Niggas an i gonna seel dat sulfur shieeet to them white peopo cus thei liikem dat shieeet.

Dum Krakaas.

Smacks lips

>Ever wonder why Antarctica is closed to tourists?
The worst thing is misinformed fags will come with the bullshit that this isn't true because they will allow you to visit a few very limited designated areas while the rest of the continent (a continent with the size of fukken Australia) is totally closed.

Nobody can fly over neither 78ºN or inland Antarctica, and nobody except a very few people in the military and heads of government know why and what's over there.

If that is so, why do the government spends hundreds of millions of the military bugdet in locking down an entire continent? Why every time there is going to be an expedition to inland Antarctica the leader of such expedition ends up dead the week before?

>t.brainwashed manlet

Now this is.....something..autistic

H A B B E N I N G
I B E L I E V E

IT'S GOING UP HAPPEN.

is optics really the new meme?

So this is...?

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A WOMB IN THE SKY, FORBIDDEN TO MY KIND

To be fair this is more of a joke than a larp

*To happen

They're 70 dollar binoculars. They're memes that work, but I wouldn't recommend staring at the sun for too long and they're only good for 3 years. It's spooky shit watching the surface of the sun oh so slightly move.

speaking of this: do watch your animals and look for any signs that they are acting abnormal/differently