What's so special about tomorrow's eclipse?
What's so special about tomorrow's eclipse?
Logan Peterson
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Dylan Richardson
Actually acessable
Nathan Cox
Grayson Ramirez
Russia or niggers. I'm not sure which yet. All I know at this point is it's not the Jews.
Brody Sanders
Nothing.
Samuel Bell
That it's above the US for the fist time in awhile.
Jaxon Barnes
>not the Jews
It's always the Jews. I almost fully guarantee that if anyone finds God's missing stone tablet it will read "Thou shalt always suspect the Jew".
Owen Watson
The mothership is going to come down and a green bitch with four godamn titties is going to blow me. Shits gonna be money!
Dylan Myers
Blake Rogers
Because its pretty and rare.
Robert Scott
Eclipses aren't that rare, but since the US is a relatively small area of the Earth's surface, most of them end up occurring over the ocean or in Asia or Africa, which the media doesn't bother reporting on.
Dominic Harris
And not happening in hueland :D
Juan Wright
~12%-20% of world will get super powers. As has been predictive programmed to us for the past few decades.
See your power here:
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Jackson Peterson
I come from the future lads. While everyone was distracted by the eclipse, this strange man was spotted making his getaway.
Ethan Ramirez
Weirdly enough on August 21st 1914 there was a total solar eclipse over Europe just weeks after WW1 started.
Jackson Thompson
Aug 21st 1933 aswell.
Joshua Young
>powerlisting.wikia.com
oh fuck I'll become a nigger
Asher Gomez
I'm pretty excited desu, never seen one before.
Why would i let media saturation keep me from beholding it?
Connor Myers
I rise.
Michael Garcia
>Cryokinetic Polearm Construction
based
Ayden Fisher
Yeah we all do stupid, it's called waking up
Jaxson Morris
Sometimes I don't sleep though.
Isaac Perez
God is coming to earth to kill all non whites
Hudson Barnes
Blue beam.
Liam Moore
...
So awake?
Colton Harris
...
Mason Cox
Nothing. Half of Sup Forums has undiagnosed schizophrenia.
Ethan Allen
It's not.
Just a good day for Jews to make money selling paper glasses at 100,000% markup.
Charles Flores
...
Jacob Ortiz
First time in 99 years since a full eclipse has manifested before the United States. Nothing interesting will happen otherwise.
Matthew Fisher
Most likely nothing. Sup Forums is being mental again and reading their desert god guidebooks upside down in an attempt to connect it with this. I'm hoping for some neat solar flares.
Elijah Watson
>138429042
Zombie Physiology
So I guess I turn into a zombie.
Grayson Ramirez
>Planar Entity Physiology
I am become Death.
Jaxon Cooper
OH SHIT
Jack Bell
the sun will be literally BLACKED
marking the end of white supremacy
Brayden Wilson
...
Connor Powell
The eclipse is the start of Tribulation, or basically the beginning of the end. Repent.
Easton Cook
>tentacle extension
The power to generate tentacles tentacle-like appendages.
James Robinson
Now asks yourselves:
Why would there be a group of people dancing and singing praises to the sun right now.....doing drugs, having sex, and all manner of immorality?
Does this remind you of what happened back in Ancient times during Babylon?
Oliver Richardson
Also, assume nothing happens tomorrow.....
Which I believe nothing will....however, strange things are going to happen soon.
Prepare lads.
Ryder Wood
It's happening directly over the CONUS.
If you're directly in its path you can look directly at the 'sun' without any glasses or filters for 2 minutes, which is unique.
Other than that nothing.
Australia is going to get like 3 total eclipses in the next 20 years.
Hudson Wilson
Nothing.
Go to bed.
Michael Young
>powerlisting.wikia.com
FUCK YEAH!
HOLY NOVA
FROST NOVA
FIRE NOVA
I AM SO FUCKING STOKED!!!!!
Angel Clark
trump assasinated
Jackson Reyes
Kill yourself, larper. Idiots like you ruin this board. I'd see degenerate leftist shit all day than another faggot like yourself post ever again.
Blake Thomas
...
Caleb Powell
Why is Australia always the best at everything?
Tyler Wilson
I want to look at it but I don't have those stupid glasses. What do?
Mason Nguyen
I don't know, not too worried. More worried about having to put my sick dog down tomorrow.
Adrian Morales
I had a dream this afternoon about the eclipse.
There were tons of ufos flying around.
My money is on Ayylmao.
Maybe that's what Trump's address is REALLY about.
Cameron Murphy
The God of darkness has returned today to mark eh beginning of Trumps presidency, and will return in 2024 after Trumps 8 years are up
It can only mean one thing, that there is going to be a world war or major civil war here soon, or Trump will turn America from a Republic into and Empire, where Trump is Americas Julius Ceaser when Rome went from Republic to Empire
Ayden Taylor
Life Genesis. Signing up for super villain. Come fight my ballsack manifestations
Andrew Price
Its gonna set off Yellowstone, the gravitational pull from both the Sun and the Moon combined will pull the volcanic pressure towards the surface.
Jack Sullivan
...
Brandon Harris
Yeah that's totally how eclipses work
Angel Johnson
Arent library's giving them out for free?
Bentley Harris
...
Connor Lewis
>Larping
Benjamin Wilson
Humans are fascinated by rare events.
But the thing is, we're surrounded by rare events. Once in a lifetime events. Once in an eternity events.
If you step on an ant on the sidewalk, the exact circumstances of that event will never be replicated, ever. The angle of your foot, the position of the ant, the shoes you were wearing. It's all unique.
I'm not too excited for this eclipse. It's neat I guess. But celestial objects occult other celestial objects all the time. That's one of the primary ways we learn about planets in other solar systems.
In the span of a human lifetime an eclipse is somewhat rare, but in galactic terms, it's extremely common.
Jaxon Howard
Fuck off nigger I want to larp too. But seriously a lot of serious scientists are wondering how much of an effect the moon's gravitational pull has on volcano eruptions, like the tide changing with the moon. I've read a few articles on this, with at least one scientist pointing out that St.Helena erupted while a full moon was over it.
Tyler Sullivan
>powerlisting.wikia.com
Causality Manipulation..Literally God Tier...worship me you maggots.
Oliver Campbell
Science channel is going to be broadcasting it live.
Ian Phillips
Pic related, see for yourself.
Christian Gomez
Why would librarys do that when they require photo IDs to borrow a book these days?
Nolan Miller
Either google is screwin around or whatever i gotta go to bed soon i guess
Adrian Phillips
Absolutely nothing besides the happening (((they))) have planned for us.
Juan King
wtf picrelated
moar plzz
Evan Morris
im more inclinded to believe the point of 'X' where the two eclipses meet will destroy the country
(the point where the two meet from tomorrow to the next one in 7 years will mark an 'X' over the highest point of fracking in the country)
Sebastian Cook
I dunno. I havent used one for books in forever but they handed them out here atleast
Evan Thompson
I'm part of Wyoming DHS so it's a special sort of nightmare for me. Get out od my state weirdos and foreigners. REEEEEEEE
Caleb Harris
Why? Are you being flooded with illegals or something?
DHS is the biggest fucking waste of money.
Bentley Wood
>tfw have that power now
Lincoln Johnson
Tourists are traveling en masse to areas in the totality zone, brainlet.
Hunter Hill
Everyone is out of them.
Joshua Perry
So what? What is DHS doing about it other than glorified penis inspection day?
How about we airdrop the entire DHS in to the middle of Iraq and see if they do anything useful there?
Joshua Butler
Rip
them off of someone elses face and run
Elijah Roberts
Absorbtive regeneration...sweet
Andrew Cruz
>tfw live directly in the path in oregon
My town is going to get crowded
Cooper Brooks
superstitious fags are a fucking cancer
kys yourselves.
Juan Ramirez
Americans will stare at it without eye ware.
Luke Nelson
can i look at it WITHOUT glasses?
Jace Harris
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What did they mean by this?
Cooper Walker
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Alexander Ross
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Fuccin wrong c-p
Logan White
powerlisting.wikia.com
>immune to any imprisonment abilities
>you can still be destroyed
Why would anyone want this power?
Elijah Edwards
No longer than you normally would look at the sun. So like a small glimpse.
Dominic Harris
>Elemental Channeling
Im gonna out LARP all the faggots.
Gavin Watson
>Selective Elimination
This would be fucking hilarious, I'm pleased. Clicked again and got "Bee Physiology", some real shitty ones.
Austin Powell
>small glimpse.
>tfw you are like a little baby
Austin Perez
dunno
Carson Diaz
Your other response nailed it. Rumors of koreans coming bere en masse to fornicate under the eclipse. Japs comitting seppeku under the eclipse. Over a hundred different countries to a state with shitty infrastructure. GET OUT!
Michael Flores
Shit gun get serious
Isaac Morris
The nigger moon steal the sun
Kayden Adams
How about we have to posture for dipshit sand faggots and cults, ya dingus.
Michael Adams
any fag here actually watched the last eclipse a few years ago?
it was very cool experience imo
is there a link to a stream for the eclipse?
Dylan Evans
Good catch!
Jack Ward
>go to a psychic a couple weeks ago
>get palm readinv
>she tells me I have healing powers among other things but that was one of the standouts
>my random power is antibody manipulation
I don't mean to be a schizo here but am I gonna be my party's white mage when the demons invade?
Josiah Mitchell
>It's real
WTF???
David Torres
No you don't. You don't even have to harass the rest of us and ruin the tourism industry while acting like smug cunts. The world would be a better place if all you worthless welfare leeches with no understanding of security would be dismissed tomorrow.
Kayden Bell
>Gravitational Upforce
Apparently I could reduce gravity.
Kinda sounds fun