This guy stand before you

>this guy stand before you
What do?

Turn 360 degrees and run away

Run while this guy figures out what 360 means

Absolute newfaggotry.

welcome to Sup Forums

Draw and fire, hoping for the best.

What else can you do?

Ask him how his jog was with the weighted training vest, but also warn him about joint damage and remind him to take some vitamins for recovery.

>the absolute state of serbian newfaggotry

Try and flatter him with my quirky sense of humor XD

>this guy stand before you
>What do?

Damn, Maddox... what happened?

Allahu Akbar say what?!

Look at those fucking eyes. This is such an empty vessel it's saddening.

if armed, shoot head

if unarmed, run to find cover - then call authorities

if he explodes, find head and make drinking cup out of his scull

Everything went downhill after Dick left him

Seriously though, you have some gun rights there, right? Do you have concealed carry rights?

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

>find head and make drinking cup out of his scull
I wish this was an option, but at least here, that would be gov't property. A trophy to show the grandkids would be nice, though.

Quickly disarm him and then disable his body by hitting his pressure points.

You thought you were being smart, didn't you?

hehe, yeah, right. Disarm a strapped bomb belt. . .

Do you have a moment to speak about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ

*teleports behind u*

"Malalachi, Allahu Akbar!"

Stab him with my deadly assault bottle opener
Hello newfriend

Point him at an Antifa bloc and tell him it's a gay pride rally.

give him a hug, while nodding my head (no running is going to save me from an explosion from that)

Ah, using the truth. Nice.

you would be surprised at what people think they can do
i have a friend who thinks 100% he will win with a 9' pike vs a gun
>stab and pin to ground
fucking retard

Put a round in his head and hope he doesn't have a dead man's switch I guess.

>Everything went downhill after Dick left him

I think everything started going downhill for maddox when he was bribed to speak positively about being a cuckold.

You can't run away if you turn 360 degrees dumb ass.

>tfw this guy is probably trolling
Someone does this every time anyone uses this meme

BISMILLAHI ARRAHMANI ARRAHEEM
ALHAMDU LILLAHI RABBI AL `ALAMEEN

I know his people are dumb, but would it be worthwhile to go through the trouble of making all of that and then JUST taking out me. If I draw a gun before him, It's either a 1 for 1 trade, opposed to his designed 1 for 15 or plus trade.

Give him directions to the White House or Trump's golf course

Bite major arteries in his neck while trying my best to disable his probably shitty suicide vest.

There's honestly a good chance of succeeding(these are people who think toggle and drop switches are anywhere near optimal for this), but even if it did go off it'd just blow up a sparsely populated Danish commieblock at worst.

How do you even have a long fixed blade in that situaton?! He isn't attacking you like that on a hiking trail. Most areas of the US a fixed blade beyond a certain length is illegal concealed, and in many public areas is illegal in the open.

Regardless, the biggest, baddest blade is only going to work against a gun or bomb if you have surprise on your factor. Not happening. And I'm a big blade fan (for bushwacking/bushcraft, not self-defense)

Shh. . . it's a distraction technique to let the rest of us get away while he confuses the bomber. Be grateful for the unselfish sacrifice, you bastard!

...

If you're armed, you better take that fucker out, or at least die trying.

good thinking user, the exit is behind him..so you actually have to run towards him to escape

Yeah, let the Secret Service get him. Nice call, powerless coward.

Start singing a song about peace and ending terrorism.

>Vsauce, Muhammad here.
>What makes people explode?

Interesting how all the non-Americans all opt for the coward's response.

Does any nation allow concealed carry besides the US?

Depends on your definition of "allow".
Even Germany has concealed carry licenses.
They're just very hard to get for civilians.

Smile and shrug.

kys faggot

Top kek

Tell him that the bombing was planned for tomorrow you imbecile

Throw pig shit

Start to suck off Michael from Vsauce

>MFW you realize that the door is behind him, meaning he would be retarded for wasting time turning 360 degrees, but he would also be running the right way.

>Mashallah brother
>I thought it was going to be later
>I'll cover the streets you blow up the building
>See you in heaven, takbir !
And run off

pretend to pray in pretend-Arabic, mixing in some phrases or bits I've heard in memes, try to rhyme it as best as I can and look really devoted and inspired, maybe raise a finger pointing to the sky and roll my eyes to the back of my head, so he thinks I'm legit fanatic and lets me go
>Alulah abduleelah, wallah heelah hee wallah! Takbeer al balbeer, al kufar al golimar! Kebab al arab! Hallawallawalalaaa!

kekkkk

Inshallah brother