Guys what the fuck

Read the image and then watch this video

( youtube.com/watch?v=KEadNrsNPCg )

About lizardmen appearing in South Carolina all of a sudden right in time for the solar eclipse. no way this can't be connected.

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aayyyyy

>SC lizardmen
>somehow connected to satanic rituals in Wyoming

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Does .303 work on demons?

It's time

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw

No

I always wanted to fight in a war where I could kill Germans and Turks but that's not that bad either.
Sure, I'm down for some demon killing. Bring it!

But just so you know, this doesn't change anything.
Once we're done making the demons of hell into our little bitches, we're back to killing each other.
Just like the good old days.

>implying demons walking the earth is worse than living with somalis and swedish communists

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I've dealt with demons many times. If they come it is my duty to drive them back.

How about I just wait for the eclipse, laugh when nothing happens and tell you to go fuck yourself in the meantime?

>Living in Lund
>Apartment right across from Småland nation
>It's the communist hub for students

Just fuck my shit up.

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next week i'm on vacation in athens. bringing some more moneys to you. but you'll have to worl for it.

Communists are possessed by demons anyways

At least you see white people, only time i see another white man is when the cops roll by.

Are you saying Doom lied to me

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this is pretty gay larping (and i know a thing or two about larping)

Both major news networks are talking about the solar eclipse. They're really hyping this thing up.

The demons have probably already drained your spiritual power

>33

>tfw 2 years ago i had the only severe panic attack of my life on august 21st
>tfw closer I get to the eclipse the more I wonder why i was so upset about that date
>tfw never been supersitious but genuinely spooked
jesus fuck i am not having a fun night.

Where the hell you do live?
It pisses me off to no end that there's so many darkies here. It's as bad as my 50% negro town back in the U.S., but at least those were former slaves. Y'all intentionally import those savages.

It's already the night of the 21st here, you'll be fi

>top kek

Eclipse = black sun, see

>move to Sweden
Your retarded

lizardman here AMA

I wonder if they'll start saying outdated movie references all of a sudden.

Bergsjön, Göteborg, Kinda. Wont disclose more but its pretty dark here.

AUSTRALIA STOP IT NOW YOU DONT UNDE

How do you fight them?

I want a succubus also.

>Australia

>NEETs stay at home hiding from roaming demons so satan sends them succubus

Qi works on them

im sorry kiwis

I guess with boiling water with kosher salt, don't really know how to combat demons it's impossible. Swords and other weaponry besides guns might work.

i wouldnt worry about it

Fuck off, I wanted WWIII, not Doom irl.

now you get both, m8

It's gonna be SMT not Doom

>not wanting doom IRL
do you even rip and tear faggot?

Don't give in to fear but don't reason with the unreasonable. Don't try to talk to something that is pure evil, there is no benefit to it. Calm yourself and pray to YWHW, JHVH, the Creator of all things, pray in the name of Jesus Christ. And don't give up faith no matter how bad it gets or how long it takes.

Ring ring! Hello? Hello early 20th century here,we want our enfield back!!


Seriously though, it's a good rifle.

I for one welcome the End Times, where God-Emperor Trump will fight alongside jesus christ to save the planet from satan

>tfw bought doom shareware on floppy disk
>mom made me return it cuz it was too violent
>tfw i didnt uninstall

babbys first pirate

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why you be disregarding your own advice in your third sentence pirate

How did I disregard my advice?

t. merkabah

You think a book written hundreds of years after jesus died is any way accurate? A book rewritten many times,with books removed from it ,is the word of god?


Ridiculous!

I really don't know why you fags are so worried...

Nothing is going to happen during the eclipse.

See you guys in September
youtu.be/iu-7DXBiVsA

I think it's close enough.

implying demons make any effort to hide themselves now. that ritual already happened. What comes next is the beginning of currency collapse to create a global currency

You said not to talk to beings of pure evil, then you say pray to YWHW/JHVH.

its the word of who we are as humans based on our nature, and its fairly accurate, just take the fantasy imagery out of it and the emotional context suddenly becomes clear as day

>Warn everyone you know
>End up in the nuthouse at the very next day
Yeah, no thanks.

RIPANDTEARANDRIPANDTEARANDRIPANDTEAR
LET ME SEE YOUR INSIDES!

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Judgement can only be delayed, the dark cannot stop the piercing light.

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Use your Hun power to kill em Paprika!

>Lives in Baltimore
I'm more worried about niggers than demons at this point

Nice try Betatron

I only have a mosin with no ammo. I'm fucked.

IT ABOUT FUCKING TIME AT LAST!

youtube.com/watch?v=oqfATimP4C8

What if .. WE are the Demons?

Who christened and safe from demon rape here?

pls fk off the /x/ fagot

>drumpf is president

>"crazy things are going to happen!"

LOL YOU WISH,DRUMPFKINS

IMPEACH!!

Kaz.... I'm already a demon...

youtu.be/R0mx43R0KBE

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If I have sex with a lizard man will I go to hell? Srs answers only pls. I've always had the hots for argonians.

The rite of baptism used to involve an exorcism, where they would put a little bit of consecrated salt into the infant's mouth and tell the devil to depart. They leave that out for the most part, nowadays.

Chill nigga.
It's actually really beautiful here. People are shy and cold, but awesome when you get to know them. My state is being erased as much as Sweden right now anyways, so it ain't much lost.

Condolences.

lel you'd be surprised
why no lusty argonian maid? where are your standards?

Argonian girls probably have gross smelly cloacas. It's pretty canon they lay eggs.

www.anintroductiontogod.com

yahowah is the one true God, holmes

i tolerate your life choices

Can confirm that I have banged several argonians with large bosoms. The best part about sex with them is when the skin on your penis grates off like cheese on their scaly vadge skins

That post number just turned me christian.

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>satan
>having power over god

This kind of LARP is fucking heresey. Kys.

so do we get to kill demon jew lizards now?

Yos

the artist depiction is ridiculously similar to what the guy who shot that priest in the head a couple of times said he saw, priest lived too

Can I get a link to this thread?

Ummm...it honestly doesn't look at all like that picture.

literally nothing will happen you autists. Check this post number.

is this the lizardman you're looking for?

the guy who shot that priest in the head??

>mfw had first nightmare in years today
*scared*

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!

I Wish i had a fucking gun man..

Illidan?

Let's try something!

If this comment will have a 7 at the end, then something big will happen in America on August 21st!

Paise Kek 7

Just get shaiyzien armor and bp and go ill them.
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