Hello Sir, I am here for the job interview

Hello Sir, I am here for the job interview.

What's your gender, race and sexual orientation? This will be critical in assessing your suitability for this position.

You are so beautiful user. Much more attractive than white employees. I see your qualifications are "soldier in the Omanitron Marauders". That will bring much more diversity than a degree. Also, I see that your species do not believe in clothing and repeatedly have intercourse with yourself throughout the day.... just.. just so much more beautiful than whites. You are hired.

ayyy lmao

Not today, Hell spawn.

Are the demons coming tonight or tomorrow?

Affirmative action for Xenos NOW

you threw the spear at the wrong dragon dingus

In 5 and a half hours

I just interviewed that girl last week. Pretty sweet, actually. Still doing a background check on her, so not sure if we'll offer her the position yet.

...

>yfw he could apply at a Christian bookstore and sue the fuck out of them for discrimination

hype

See that tall Space Marine for your papers.

congratulations you got the job

quality

fuck off back to germany #notwelcome

Haven't seen this pic of Jack Nicholson before.

Sorry but we hired the space marine. you can apply for the target practice though, as the target

Have a seat

Fuck illegal demons!

The human race is the master race!

>tfw the world is in such a state that I thought this was an actual body modder

Whatcha doing rabbi?

>shitpost
>not even political

we'll call you

>is non-binary, gender-fluid, hermaphodrite lizard-kin
>is cold-blooded
>is coffee shop master
>has horns
>is blue
HIRED! name your salary.