At 9:45PM EST The United States of America will launch tomahawk missiles at North Korean nuclear silos as well as other...

At 9:45PM EST The United States of America will launch tomahawk missiles at North Korean nuclear silos as well as other strategic locations, in collaboration China will begin to move ground troops southwards into North Korea.

No we won't

At 9:00AM EST, OP is a fag.

this statement is only true if sequential numbers

As an MI5 bong, I can confirm.

I am from the Mossad, can confirm.

retard larpers. if only you wouldn't set the time and date of an attack to happily 12 hours after you've posted said Larp. then maybe we'd have a shred of belief. Turn off your proxy, go to /x/ and tame yourself ape.

This is all true

According to my friends in Mossad, this is true.

Kek has not blessed this thread.

I am from SSG/SÄPO (2nd bat. covert) can confirm.

This thread again? This happens all the time

I am American and can confirm this

Why LARP?

Spic intellectual here, what this virile and intelligent young man said is the truth

EMERGENCY NOTICE

TOMAHAWK MISSILE LAUNCH HAS BEEN CANCELED AND WILL BE REPLACE BY OP SUCKING COCK AT EXACTLY 8:29 AM EST

IT IS BELIEVED THAT OPERATION "OP IS A STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT" WILL LAST A MINIMUM OF 24 HOURS

Heterosexual and true

>Needing proxies with fake flags

...

>Communist flag

Never trust the Jew

LARP

As a member of the radiators and central heating support group, I can confirm.

as Kim Jung Un i thank you for the warning

I am ISIS, can confirm

Considering the damages that the tomahawks did to the air bases in Syria (planes taking off in the same day), it's a no-happening.

Sorry forgot my flag

Come get some baby

wanker

>everyday this thread

Plz stahp

Those fuckers better not, I swear to God.

> every hour this thread

Am North Korean, can confirm

I am Saddam Hussein, i can confirm happening

Just spoke with Soros. It's a go.

ROMEO FOXTROT SHALL WE DANCE?

>spic
>intellectual
No such thing

i can confirm if you make this thread every day for the rest of the year it may or may not be more or less true one day.

Osama Bin Laden here. I unhooked myself from my dialysis machine just to confirm this is true. (BTW the Paramas NJ Hilton is excellent this time of year.)

your threads are always counterfeit and homosexual

>Tomahawks
>Used against hardened nuclear missile silos
>Not JDAM, not bunker-busters
>Tomahawks

Mods please ban this fucking leaf !
Sage

9:48. Nothing's happened faggot.