Hey guys, it's the Australian here that has been warning you about Yellowstone for years now. My geologist mates have been warning me about this for YEARS now. A lot of them now live in Australia, and the rest are now leaving America now.
I usually joked about this, but this is the first time my friends have told me that this is the first big one of many to come. Yellowstone is going to blow any geological second now.
Animals have left the park, fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.
Oh no! A magnitude 4.5 earthquake! I've had farts that caused more rumbling than an earthquake this weak.
Jacob Edwards
newfag detected
>June
Jason Miller
Bump for end times.
Bentley Walker
4.5 is nothing
Brayden Lee
Bring on them end times.
Christian Thompson
by this logic no fish should exist in any lake cos they lacked the legs to walk into them. kys
James Hernandez
Jeezus dude.
Nathan Moore
Is this the eclipses purpose To kill us Fuck the moon
Jose Gray
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William Howard
WTF I hate the moon now!
Andrew Ross
LITERALLY NOTHING
COOL PICTURE THO
Ryder Miller
Yolostone isn't real. It's a meme volcano. Have you ever seen the edge? Ya didn't think so
Aaron Ward
maybe detection technology is just getting better and it's been like this for millennia?
Thomas Sanders
>fish have left the lakes Thanks user i needed that
Juan Howard
This is not nothing. KEK has revealed himself. It is time.
Aiden Hughes
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Lincoln Cook
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Christopher Bailey
How do you link threads like that user?
Lincoln Kelly
>2017-06-16
Jose White
Yeah retard that's what happens when there is an earthquake, animals leave Anyways the east coast will be fine, also the idea that it happens every 10000 years is false because it hasn't happened in 600000 years, however the caldera doesn't erupt until 2153 in august on the 2nd Wednesday
Joshua Butler
>any geological second now
weeeeeew laaaaaaad
Robert Reyes
>doesn't know it erupts on a thursday >thinks 2153 is the big day oh you'll remember this post when the ash covers you ten feet deep my lad
Samuel Scott
>M4.5 EARTHQUAKE No one cares such a small one in Japan
Ayden Reyes
Yellowstone has too many ventilation points, not just one. Therefore Yellowstone will NOT be an issue. The next major event on the USA plate is a major EQ in the New Madrid, MO area. However this is prior to what will be seen today during the solar eclipse, which will provide a clue as to why all these earth changes are occurring.
Luke Cruz
>any geological second now
Henry Lewis
>australian >bulgarian flag checks out
Joseph Johnson
>4.5 nigga please
Leo Hall
>it's the Australian here
Charles Rodriguez
hope it happens im in the 15ft ash zone but its okay i have shovels
Brayden Ramirez
>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.
Brody Campbell
>fish >no legs pick one
Easton Moore
More like anywhere between 100 to 1000 years.
Parker Lopez
ummmmm yes it's called EVOLUTION
Joshua Sanders
I swear I've seen this exact post before.
Alexander Reyes
Animals leave every year, it's a part of their routine senpai. YellowStone blows the entire world is fucked, might as well die then and there instead of living in some post apocalyptic shit hole where you have to sell your Asshole for a slice of bread.
Zachary Gutierrez
>new Madrid fault line Epic shit happens when this bastard starts rocking
Jaxson Edwards
>Walking Catfish: It is named for its ability to "walk" across dry land, to find food or suitable environments.
