when will jesus will return?
September?
next year?
2020?
When will jesus will return?
never
>a-any day now!
t. Christcucks for 2000 years now
that's not what the ayy lmaos are telling me.
why would he even want to? this place is fucked
He was already here. He himself said that he will be within one generation of his death. He came in, took those among first christians he liked and fucked off.
Matthew 24:34
Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
at the epoch of the solar eclipse
the world is going to burn and crash before 2020.
all the degenerates are going to die.
even normalfag political analisis now claims the system will collapse before 2020.
Who here has already accepted that hes not taking you with him
Can't you fucking read user?
He died on a cross millennia ago op, sorry
Jesus can return anytime into your heart. or never.
Can you?
>Matthew 24:36
""However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows."
good one
Don't worry, be preterist.
Nein I mean what?
He doesn't want to come back to this dump. If I were him I'd be procrastinating for eternity and keep making up excuses like he is surely doing.
kek
>be me
>one of the syphilitic writers of the Bible
>stumped on how to make this religion convincing with no loopholes
Just make the one biggest guy know everything, and he is the only one who knows the things he knows and doesn't know for sure
>religion
fuck off shill
On my birthday becos that's what I'm gonna wish for when mommy let's me blow out the candles :)
>He didn't read 3 Nephi
he never left.
he's been here the whole time.
he's already here.
That's a big tip.
No one knows of the day or hour. This is made perfectly clear in the Bible. Try reading it sometime.