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/ptg/ President Trump General - Sharing The Piece Of The Action Edition
MAGA
I love DWS
WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES
Reminder that midterms and the primaries that proceed them is how the Senate will bend the knee.
Also to people saying this is impossible to win:
>Virginia gubernatorial election, 2013
>Terry McAuliffe: (D) 1,069,789, 47.8%
>Ken Cuccinelli (R) 1,013,354 , 45.2%
>Robert Sarvis (lolbertarian vote splitter) 146,084 6.5%
It's closer than you think.
Deadline to update your address or register to vote: October 16, 2017
Virginians, we have a general election on November 7th; Mark that day down and remember to remind your family to vote
Here is what the Democrats want for our old Dominion:
>Northam supports the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare.[28] He also supports a federal Medicaid expansion in Virginia.[29][30]
>Northam is pro-choice. He opposes banning late-term abortions after 20 weeks.[30] He believes the Democratic Party should not endorse candidates who are pro-life.[30] Northam's 2017 gubernatorial bid has been endorsed by NARAL.[31]
>Northam has pledged to "stand up against" Immigration and Customs Enforcement.[30]
>Northam has remained neutral on the building of the Atlantic Coast Pipeline.[32] He has also avoided taking a firm stance on other pipelines such as the Mountain Valley Pipeline.[33]
>Northam voted against a constitutional amendment to make Virginia a right to work state.[34]
>Northam criticized the repeal of the car tax under former Governor Jim Gilmore, saying Virginia still hasn't "recovered" from its repeal.[29]
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I say we use this election to tell them to fuck off
^ Use this to make sure you are registered and ready to vote
Trump's Afghan s will be like this:
>McMaster didn't get what he fully wanted
>Mattis gets what he needs to turn things around and win
>There will be a slight troop increase, but total troop levels will still be historically low compared to most years
>PMCs like Blackwater will play a much bigger role
>both US troops and private security firms will double Afghan training and support with the later taking more of combat roll than the former
>Blackwater and other groups will take more of the long-term presence in Afghanistan than US regular military which will be reduced down once it's won
>it's a "poland bakes way too early" episode
AWOOOOOO
POST RARE KUSHNERS
How can 3d even compete?
Lies. If you really loved DWS, you would have stolen back her laptop from the evil Capitol Police.
Makes sense. Hope that's how things turn out
just a couple hours before the black sun shines
all you kouhais ready?
>be /ptg/
>elect populist
>turns out to be neo-con
>braise gek
need MOABs
When do we make our move?
Me, too. Trump won't forget his promise but wants to win wars like he's said, too. For me, something like this makes the most sense; it's balances the two and satisfies the neocons like McMaster at the same time
She had an alright rack. That's the best I can do for her.
Anime was a mistake
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Will Brits ever learn?
>[WHOA-HOOOOOAAAAAAAA] intensifies
Asian women > white women
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>Be british
>Become an irrelevant 3rd world muslim country
5 months later theres nothing new on londonstan?
wtf is wrong with her navel?
NO
>Literally unaware that Asian celebrities get facial surgery to look more white.
>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump will never win all 4 special elections
>Trump will never have the Muslim ban upheld by the SC
>Trump will never reform education
>Trump will never control the economy with Twitter
~~You are here~~
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet
>Trump will never put to rest the Russian Hoax
>Trump's healthcare bill will never become law
You guys need some self-esteem.
You can't expect a neo-con to help you.
>When your king gets beheaded by a Jeiwsh puppet, you create the first private central bank, get China addicted to oppium, enslave and kill millions for tea, opress your colony, start a war with your former colony because you're a good banker slave, betray Christ by siding with the Ottomans over the Russians, start two world wars because you're scared of Germany, prop up the Saudis, create Israel, become a police state where a 13 year old girl killed herself because your police is terrible and won't go after Muslims but it's okay because rule Britannia and God save the Queen.
>t. Every British person ever
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Reptilians don't have umbilical cords, so it's artificial.
>being this invested in neo-conservatism
add
>Trump will never expose the Jewish corruption of CNN with a shitty gif
or something like that
>Kid Rock will never poll ahead his adversary
> Kid Rock will never actually run
> Kid Rock will never be endorsed by GOP Super PACs
~~~you are here~~~
> Kid Rock will never hold a rally
> Kid Rock will never outraise his adversary
> Kid Rock will never be invited to the Michigan GOP debate
> Kid Rock will never beat his primary contenders in the debate
> Kid Rock will never poll ahead his primary contenders after the debate
> Kid Rock will never win the GOP primaries
> Kid Rock will break the 30% ceiling at the polls
> Kid Rock will never break the 35% ceiling at the polls
> Kid Rock will never be invited to the debate
> Kod Rock will never beat Stabenow at the debate
> Kid Rock will never poll higher than Stabenow
> Kid Rock will never be elected Senator
> Kid Rock will never perform at his own election celebration
> Kid Rock will never actually be confirmed as a senator
> Kid Rock will never vote legislation
> Kid Rock will never speak at the senate
> Kid Rock will never propose legislation
> Kid Rock will never cast the deciding vote at an important legislation
> Kid Rock will never accidentally infect the computers at the senate floor with malware
> Kid Rock will never beat the charges at the ethic commitee brought over him due to his porn browsing habits
> Kid Rock will never inadvertently expose the porn watching habits of half the Senate, prompting many resignations on both GOP (including Graham) and the DNC
> Kid Rock will never survive the first scandal
> Kid Rock will never run for reelection
> Kid Rock will never never poll ahead his adversary ...
How would one call the opposite f sanctuary cities? Either way, illegal aliens BTFO, ICE is basically deputizing local sheriffs
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Archived that
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Why are we shit talking Britain right now? Did something happen I'm not aware of or is this some divide and conquer shill tactic?
>only good looking asians are the ones who are half white
Seems legit , all the pure gooks look like subhuman mongol shit.
Yes, all 2billion of them
Well, are you gonna jump or what?"
Jeb Bush spins around, surprised to hear someone else's voice on what he thought was a secluded rooftop. Jeb feels a pang of anxiety wash over him as he realizes it is Donald Trump standing on the roof watching him.
"I've been watching for ten minutes now, waiting for you to jump. I thought you were a 'tough guy', Jeb. Apparently not."
Jeb steps down from the ledge, smirking. "You know what Donald? You're a jerk. And I know you want nothing more then to watch me jump. So you know what, Donald? I'm not going to jump. I bet you feel stupid now, coming all the way out here."
"It's garlic," Trump states flatly.
"W-what?" Jeb is visibly confused.
"You're 'secret' guac recipe. It's avocados, cilantro, jalapeno, onions... and 'not too much' garlic."
"Bu- Th- M-mu-" Jeb Bush begins to stutter. His face turns red and becomes sweaty. His one secret in life, the one thing he had above everyone else was his secret guac recipe- and now Donald Trump knows it. "M-my secret recipe! H-how did you-"
"You're wife told me," Trump responds before Jeb can finish his sentence, "while she was cleaning my mansion."
With that, Jeb Bush stepped back up onto the ledge and leaped. Little did he know, Trump had placed a massive bowl of guacamole in the street. The enormous vat of guacamole was enough to cushion Jeb's fall and keep him from committing suicide. As he falls, Jeb realizes that it is all pointless. Not only does Trump have his secret guac recipe, he also has control of Jeb's life. Jeb lands face-first in the bowl of guac, and even while submerged in the bowl of guac he can hear onlookers laughing. He also hears the ringtone of his cell phone go off. Pulling the phone out o his pocket, he answers it and places the phone to his ear. He hears Donald Trump's voice through the speaker:
"Your guac tastes like shit by the way."
"Diversity" = White Genocide
Trump abandoned his base and went turbocuck.
Awoo posters have no self-esteem and can't see this.
>like subhuman mongol shit
nope
I think the donald might be better than /ptg/ now.
why does /ptg/ attract the most retarded faggot shills in all the land?
its supposed to be trumo news aggregator and animey meme repository.
not this fucking shit that like 3-4 total fucking lunatics keep pushing for 16 hours a day in their miserable lives.
Poortugal on suicide watch
because britpol is shitposting again, he wants to be put in his place like the 1400 children that were raped and groomed, under the watchful eyes of the police
>plastic
@138471395
you're right, trying to overthrow the government to help muslim terrorists and antifa IS treason
Eclipse starts in 1 hour.
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>Why are we shit talking Britain right now?
Abdul, the brit flag poster is awake.
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>German posting how much he wants to race mix
Captcha: Langley
i posted all those last year
Ah yeah..That takes me back!
Not even tired of winning
Yeah this place is full of shills we need to go back to t_d
Do we need a reason?
if you say so.
enjoy your white """women"""
Because general threads are for shilling pol into subgroups and pitting the subgroups against each other, duh... holy shit ppl
You're not going to insult your way to the presidency, Donald.
A lot of gets and we got news of partial privatization so maybe more Chaos will happen. Meme magic better not let us down.
>garlic
i fucking love garlic
i eat 4 bulbs of garlic a day
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Trump will announce that we are withdrawing from Afghanistan tonight.
try that shit in the donald fagt.
Despite her being a disgusting libcucks she's still hotter than 99.99% of zipperheads
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Well lets see Jeb! I'm at 46 and you are at 3.
Which one of you was this?
Start the fucking wall then. He's clearly buying time for jewish pozzing.
More troops = withdrawal?
and she'd rather fuck an analphabetic subsaharan nigger than you
Where is it?
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You shall be spared the rake, fellow garlic-pill.
They are voluntarily vacationing there
You need
>Trump will never create ancapistan
They can't!
hahahahahaha that is classic.
Dun't matter.
Britain is cucked but not nearly as cucked as amerishartistan
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I heard the ground commander is going to have more freedom to call the shots so yes, there will be more boom boom.
I'm still totally confused about this dragon girl's story but she's pretty cute desu
post her phat booty
>analpabetic
>i can clearly read and write
Kek , raice traitors are so retarded. Also i'd rather be a nigger than a numale who jerks off to chink subhumans .
That ap tweet was fake
These numbers will make it happen
You tell me, CIA nigger.
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Looks like you can't read considering I didn't call you analphabetic, but said she'd rather fuck some analphabetic nigger instead of you.
That image is wrong. Islamophobia is GREAT and I don't have insurance for example.
>Germanistan
>having an opinion on anything