OFFICIAL NASA ECLIPSE LIVESTREAM THREAD TWO - WE'RE ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE EDITION

NASA TV Public-Education
youtube.com/watch?v=wwMDvPCGeE0

The New York Times
Watch the Solar Eclipse Live Across the US | Solar Eclipse 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=B-DB5vlYQtg

nasa.gov/eclipselive
nasa.gov/eclipse2017

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youtu.be/4CvjdbQ29qU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/21/solar-eclipse-2017-watch-live-us-goes-dark-latest-news-images/
youtube.com/watch?v=1psr_moLEsI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

This guy sounds like Dr. N.Gin.

nasa's shit is starting to go down. fucking plebs

Can I get the stream without these asperger faggots talking?

ITT: WE SUMMON MOON MAN

i hope something happens

WOOOW, MOON IS MOVING JUST LIKE SCIENTISTS PREDICTED WITH SIMPLE MATHS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS SO IMPRESSING

its not Sup Forums you fucking retards, eclipse would be interesting in 5th century where people dont even had a fucking clue. stop Larping as we are at 5th century or some shit...

discovered a zit on my back
its happening, they are coming for us

STICKY

Bump for when the world ends.

REEEEEEEEEEE STOP HAVING FUN

Will we get ayys pol

MOON TAKING A BITE OUT OF THE SUN

OH MY GOD THE SUNMANITY

Don't look at the eclipse, you'll get damp.

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I think most people are more excited about the fact that it hasn't happened like this in the U.S. in 100 years

25 minutes until it begins here in Ohio. I should be asleep but I said fuck it. I work nights but today is a day to say fuck sleep and enjoy the show.

maybe its the conjunction of spheres from the witcher

Wait how is the moon just passing us if the other side of the world is supposed to be night and have the moon on their side of the earth...

EVERYTHING IS FAT IN AMERICA - EVEN THE CRESCENT MOON!

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fuck off, you cuck. pol is not a place for nihilist faggots like you.

S O O N
youtu.be/4CvjdbQ29qU

WELL WELL WELL

> Dis nigga getting triggered by da moon

It really has informed me that the people that need to be thrown out of the right side are the crazies. The schizos. The people that believe in witches and satan and demons and think they will be able to see demons during a solar eclipse.

>have no choice but to listen to faggots who wont shut the fuck up on streams

TOTALITY SOON

OUR MOON WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!

>He doesn't know about the two moons

I swear I'm seeing lights flickering around the moon on the telegraph stream at first I thought it was solar flares but then they were actually shooting across the face of the moon and disappearing.
Heres the stream I mean telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/21/solar-eclipse-2017-watch-live-us-goes-dark-latest-news-images/

Is anyone else experiencing strange physiological symptoms. I feel like my body on some level is being warped a little.

why the fuck is NASA in SC, it's almost 100% cloud cover today

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OH MY GOD THE MOON IS FUCKING ORANGE
FUCKING BANOLG MUMPF

If the Eclipse is so dangerous to look at... what about all the wild animals that will no doubt look up at the sun during the eclipse?

Check mate NASA fags

You need to stop staring at the Sun lad, it'll do your eyes in.

Because it's a new moon, so there's no moon on the night side?

>these fucking questions

Does this pass for "knowledge" in America?

I feel like I'm getting a panic attack.

My balls are getting sucked up into my body right now

Your powers are manifesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=1psr_moLEsI

You can try this stream, although people are talking too, but they're not so loud, you can also play some dark ambient in the background ;)

WONGY WUMPF FANGLE FRLUJMPG GLUEMPFL GGUEMPF[ SDU T[RE UDFMFD[OTU D][PNASOPD TO DPTYUEM,P

All nasa's photos are photoshopped and CGI. They are liars and I wouldn't trust them with my sandals.

Moonman is actually akin to the great old ones. This might indeed be the ideal moment to call upon the crescent klansman to deliver us from the horrors of modern day multicultural society.

user this is your retard card the moon can be seen In daylight every single day.

This stream has just given me AIDS

mute it?

what a coincidence that the moon is exactly the right size to block the sun perfectly at the distance it is from earth and sun

>elementary school-tier questions
>wow, these highschoolers are hella smart :^)
wew

breathe user

is he the legendary super saiyan?

Going to a NASA facility that's next door to my office to watch, they're providing (((glasses))) as well. Yellowstone may have blown by then though.

should i go blind by looking at it its seems like a good idea

Flat earthers btfo

what's the animals do ?

I thought NASA was supposed to be professional this is like some cable TV bullshit.

who here going blind?

I heard blind people have super hearing

It's about 1/3rd covered in Seattle right now. Everything is growing dim. This is pretty cool.

You're turning into a DEMON
lucky you ;_;

Oy vey! Oy gevalt! The Chutzpah of these Goyim! This is anudda shoah! By the Protocols! Alert the Elders! Get Mossad! The Goyim Know! Shut it Down!

surprising if you're still a ball-earther in
>2017

Are we evolving?? Do I need to go outside? I have atleast another hour until totality in my area.

End the simulation already. I'm done with this shit.

quick someone! he's under the effects of the eclipse!

Atheists literally BTFO for evers

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>holding coke can
>thinnest one

what did they mean by this

the fuck are you talking about? It only perfectly blocks it for a fucking narrow band across a fraction of the planet

Reminder that Time magazine knows

HOLY SHIT
YOU CAN USE A FUCKING RITZ CRACKER

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I don't see shit here in NW Indiana

ALL SHALL WORSHIP

Hey mods, there would be less solar eclipse threads if you made a sticky, just sayin

that faggot is triggering me so hard

>lucky you ;_;

no

ANY MONTANA BROS DID YOU JUST FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE AS WELL FUCK FUCK FUCK

stickies are hella laggy, fuck that

Gravitational awareness.
And I ain't even joking

Is enjoying something a violation of the NAP you insufferable ancap?

rip in piece

Mute it

The NASA stream chat is hilarious

Oh boy, you sure are smart

R.I.P. in peace

DID NO ONE ELSE SEE THEIR SPACE CAM FLIP THE FUCK OUT?!?!?

top kuk

>Sky news:
>"The Sun has been almost conpletely Obliterated"
Christ, choose your words more carefully you stupid cow

I FELT IT

>not looking at this miracle

Only a goy would believe this jewish trick to scam you out of an amazing view

OH FUCK I FELT IT TOO

THAT GRAND CANYON THIGH GAP ON LEFT

HNNNNGGGGH

SHAKING

The Yellowstone Supervolcano will blow today.

Right? it's fucking lovely.

I don't wanna be a demon!

Easy shekels

The sun is literally a sunny moon now

im fucking serious I hope the Yellowstone meme is not real

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