THE GROUND IS SHAKING AND HTERES RED CLOUDS TO THE EAST
IS IT BEGINNING?>???? FUCKKKKKK
HOLY SHIT GUYS
Julian Young
Cooper Martin
THE SKY IS DARK, I HEAR SCREAMING AND HTE POWER IS OUT, POSTING FROM PHONE
Nathan Morales
is Christ returning???????? watch stream scared
Kayden Brooks
BREAKING: Reports of multiple explosions across Europe
Andrew Campbell
TURN ON CNN
UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT IN SALEM
Kevin Robinson
Quit teasing guys. Everyone told me it would be a nothing burger. But I dont beleive them.
Aiden Ortiz
HOLY FUCK I JUST SAW THE EARTH BLOW UP ON CNN NOW!!! CHECK THE NEWS!
William Perez
Literally a normal day
William Butler
the demons are leaving hell. i can hear them.
Jacob Sullivan
It was anticlimactic as fuck tbqh. I got blue balls now.
Cooper Hughes
that's the moon
Jace King
WTF THE SUN AND MOON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Logan Rivera
Yeah it begin faggots like you start to feel their balls
Isaac Baker
uh oh guys
Lucas Harris
I just saw a zombie walking his zombie dog out on the sidewalk, both staring at the eclipse. Fucking based they are.
Ethan Jenkins
THE MOON WAS BUILT BY NASA
Carson Bailey
WTF IS GOING ON THE FUCKING SKY IS TURNING RED?!?!
Thomas Flores
MASTER ASIA
Blake Roberts
GUYS multiple ac130's shooting at the moon!!! what do they know?
Charles Cox
Nothing out of the ordinary. Carry on, everyone.
Ryan Sanchez
It's raining frogs.
Matthew Long
SHIT THE FIRMAMENT HAS BEEN BREACHED
Aiden King
San Francisco here! People dropping dead on the streets! Suspect it's the homosexuals! Wtf is going on??? Why isn't the news covering this?!?
Isaac Bell
Good, nothing heralds the end of the world better then the sound of 100 billion REEEEEEEEEEE's.
Caleb Green
Hillary just surrendered to federal marshals and confessed everything.
Chase Bell
HOLY FUCK IT'S LITERALLY GETTING DARK OUTSIDE
Juan Morales
Yeah it begin faggots like you start to feel their balls
Lol fag fag fag fag
Jose Lopez
Only dumb Americans understand your Bible references, the civilized world haven't read the Bible.
Jayden Cruz
HOLY FUCK LOOK OUTSIDE
Leo Gray
that's no moon, it's a space station
Jaxon Young
G..g..guys... It's unironically happeding...
Jackson Bell
That's cause europoors will forever be illiterate.
Jacob Lewis
...
Owen Flores
I'M CURRENTLY POSTING THIS FROM AN ALIEN SPACESHIP, SEND HELP!!! WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO PUT THIS THING UP MY ANUS??? I THOUGHT BLUMPF BANNED ILLEGAL ALIENS.
Xavier Bailey
BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports of ongoing gunfire along the Chinese - Indian border
Jose Martinez
PRAISE
Eli Perry
i don't see anything you niggas
Lucas Sanchez
Cellphone went crazy when I unlocked it, went from webpage to radio repeatedly before opening itself the calculator and once more going crazy pressing the "=" sign before that appeared on screen, what do.
Isaac Williams
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, (((EUROPEAN)))
Michael White
the bong
Wyatt Sullivan
Lol, this is what you shits get for hating so much.
Enjoy your 2 scoops faggit.
Kevin Ortiz
Fucking kek
Chase Flores
spoopy
Jayden Perez
We need to kill ourselves before the rapture, hurry up!
Carter Brooks
ITS HAPPENING. EARTHQUAKE HITS YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO
express.co.uk
>express.co.uk
Jeremiah Johnson
Soak it in cold water for 20 minutes minimum.
Luke Price
HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING!!!
ANONYMOUS PICTURE OF AN UNIDENTIFIED AIRCRAFT CURRENTLY FLYING OVER RHODE ISLAND CARRYING SOMETHING BELIEVED TO BE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEING
Liam Morales
Cellphone went crazy when I unlocked it, went from webpage to radio repeatedly before opening itself the calculator and once more going crazy pressing the "=" sign before that appeared on screen, what do.looôôô99oooooiiiiioôoooool
Benjamin Russell
LARPing
Isaac White
Did you buy my glasses, goyim?
Jackson Morgan
You're lying. Jack shit is going to happen.
Michael Phillips
Digits confirm truth
Noah Wright
So which one are you, a proper tinfoil who believed something would happen or an edgy kid who is having a blast epic larping?
Jace Sanchez
It's too small for a space station
Nicholas Garcia
Breaking.
Multiple eclipse viewing areas under fire by Islamic terrorists casualties in the thousands.
Police responce time hindered due to heavy traffic.
Kevin Peterson
This is the equivalent to an online circle jerk.
Caleb Sanchez
>I saw the moon turn red with blood.
Hudson Perry
>galaxy s2
Mine used to do that, it would freak out. Your phone is dying son
Gavin Davis
I read parts but it is boring as fuck for the most part. The Quran (lmao dude let's kill some Jews) and Bhagavad-Gita (basically a fantasy novel starring magical poo in the loos) are much better reads.
Owen Cruz
MY HOUSE JUST GOT NUKED
Kayden King
F
Ian Morales
Holy shit it really is happening.
latlmes.com
Gavin Reed
REPORTS FROM DC TRUMP HAS ASCENDED INTO THE HEAVENS PRAISE KEK SHADILAY
Landon Moore
Part & parcel i'm afraid
Bentley Perry
happening just flew over my house. get in the bunker lads.
Easton Smith
THE SKY IS FILLING UP WITH GREEN SHIT
Angel Davis
HOLY FUCK
GORILLAS AND LIONS ARE FIGHTING
Jayden Gutierrez
...
Samuel King
THEY KILLED STEVE
Brandon Evans
Reporting from Ohio guys.
Kasich is being raptured up while stuffing his face with a hot dog.
Camden Fisher
...
Nathaniel Young
oh it's just a mussie again, carry on everythings fine
James Carter
This.
Lincoln Moore
GUYS
no word of a lie
bigfoot is here with me watching the eclipse
ama
Adam Sullivan
ok, and?
Christopher Thomas
Came to post this