HAPPENING: Earthquake hits Yellowstown

EARTHQUAKE JUST HIT YELLOWSTONE

>express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

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>3.2
your mom farted

It's been nice knowing /you guys/.

Sleep.

I'm almost sorry for all of the hateful things I've posted here. Good knowing you Sup Forums

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>America will be destroyed in your lifetime

Yea, well, if anything happens, just let me know right away. Give me a few minutes to go down to the store before the panic hits.

except it took an act of god

not just a ton of fucking niggers overrunning your non country

A non-country will remain as such for all eternity

>3.2
Literally nothing.

It's just the begining

Prelude to September 23. Expect much more activity than normal.

It's not literally nothing, because something did happen. The word you are looking for is *practically*. It's "practically nothing".

This lesson is free.

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Why do you say that

>lesson from brit
literally nothing

Can you make it the 14th? I'd really appreciate it if the world would end on my birthday. It would really make up for the decade terrorists ruined that week in general

Tfw I'm driving to yellow stone at this moment

quiet son

History has shown that with new eras come great calamities and signs in the heavens. Yellowstone has been very active this year due to the celestial alignments.

>screencaps of screencaps

practically quiet

3.2 wake me up when its 6.66 or higher thanks

A bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

What was it Sup Forums

You mean like the other 40 bolts you retards drummed up

>express.co.uk
Do you have a none fake news site source user?

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>MILK AND BREAD

A star just gorged itself on clay.
I'm just wondering what the previous one was.
Next is idols will move about. This is gonna be some commie,nazi power struggle in the US I reckon.

Just restoring balance to the universe for all the hateful things said about us bro

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Robotics? Judgment day?

>Tfw we all skipped over to the timeline where Yellowstone didn't erupt
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THIS TIMELINE

>star will gorge itself on clay

You do know eclipses arent random events right? You can predict them decades in advance. Just cuz a few months ago one guy said there would be one dont mean hes some kinda prophet.

Earthquakes are good for Yellowstone dummies. It releases pressure from the volcano, when seismic activity stops then you should be worried

BURNED

Well there sure have been a lot of statues moving/being removed.

WOW
ITS
FUCKING
NOTHING

im ready

Imagine dying and then having to explain every single one of your posts to God.

This. There may still be hope for this world.

>not using an arc welding helmet to view eclipse
gay

My posts on here would be the least of his concerns desu

not so fast

Several smaller earthquakes have just happened nearly at once at Yellowstone within the past 50 minutes. ECLIPSE TRIGGERED.

This is the beginning of the end.

OH FUCK YES PLS
PLSSSSS
THE WORLD RACE WAR WILL START WITH IT DO IT MOON PLS

link faggot, link

Are you autistic enough to create a prophecy in June last year and look up the dates of future eclipses.

>3.2

that shit happens like every day

Oh fugg good point.

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Edit settings to fine tune magnitude.
You'll see a big quake on this site before you hear about it in the news.

Make it fucking happen already

Ooh boy, hope god got a few days...

Black flag over dome next

Wow a earthquake in a active volcanic area

Its almost as if there isnt 100s of such earthquakes all over the world daily

>believing the jew media lies on retina damage
>using the tinted-jew to obstruct cosmic energy
>not uniting your psyche with the energy of the cosmos to attain greater powers

WTF

ALLAHU AKBAR WE TOOK THE DOME OF THE ROCK
(or the capitol)

I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red.
>revelation 6:12

Please Yellowstone-chan explode, please explode.

>3.2 earthquake
In case you faggots didn't go to school, the Richter Scale is logarithmic. That means each point is 10 times stronger than the last. You'd need an earthquake literally 1000 times stronger than this to even pull a 6.0, which is the point at which maybe a couple rocks shuffle around

Nah hasnt happend yet user. When it does I suspect it will be a big happening. Either Isis or antifa will be behind it

Figured it out it was north Korea's bm test that splashed in japs waters.

Just one?
Why so far below average? The world must be ending.

logarithm is satanic

>sixth seal
>yellowstone eruption can lower global temparatures by 25C
>famines from said temperatures and toxins
>Cue 7th seal being broken
>Cassini ignites Saturn and makes it into a 2nd sun.
>Earth is warmed up again but alot of people die before that happens and everything goes back to how it was, sorta.
So they really did plan out everything. And here I was the pessimistic sort. Hope neo-humanity is worth it all that shit NASA/Area51 had to go through.
>Inb4 it was all for nothing and neo-humanity is just as retarded as us.

Idiots, there's constantly seismic activity at yellowstone

>Implying what i post on a bhutanese duck prodtitution forum is what im ashamed of explaining to the Lord.

>Divinity aligns eruption of yellowstone with total solar eclipse
>Eruption takes out west coast
>America is made great again overnight
>Illuminati caught off guard by this cosmic shift retreat to their bunkers to assess the significance, leaving humanity to its own devices for a generation
>Trump correctly declares the eclipse as a sign of heaven
>Agents of the illuminati, without the support and arcane protection of their masters, are rooted out from the general population
>A new golden age of peace, prosperity, and rope begins

I don't have to explain shit, traps are gay. God knows what's up.

implying god doesn't shitpost here too

You do realize a Yellowstone Eruption is an Extinction Level event yes?

Fucking pussies

i'm dying to die

there is nothing significant about the 23rd of september and im looking forward to my hearty chuckle and all the hubbub for nothing

prophecies are nothing but fanatics and people who are too bored with the mundaneness of reality to realize it's all a ploy to distract and detract from geopolitics and is a very effective means of escapism

>i'm dying to die
Shoot yourself or jump of a tall building.
Can't do it? Then you don't really want to die.

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nibiru

It will happen.

We all just died in another timeline which is why we're all now here in this timeline bitching about how nothing happened.

You have no idea how far from the Truth™ you are.

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Why is it so bad if it erupts? If you're far away aren't you fine?

Not if you cancel it out with another extinction event.

Yea but humanity will survive.

>A space probe lighting an entire planet on fire

holy shit here's a (You) for the chuckle.

It's a gas giant, all it has to do is resist the temperature long enough to reach the core and then BOOM

>when you die and redpill god

>If you're far away aren't you fine?
no

>here's a (You) for the chuckle.
Thank you kind sir.

Time to start throwing people into the Volcano to placate the Gods.

I want it to go off.

Yellowstone has 1,000 to 3,000 earthquakes a year, you fucking millennial spastic. KYS post haste

Quality over quantity.
Timing is important.
Quantity already solved that.
Now's the quality part.

After seeing people triangulate some random ass flag's location by analyzing flight patterns and stars, yes, I'd think someone would be autistic enough to look up when the next eclipse is.

> a 3.2 magnitude earthquake will "take out" the west coast
> I learned science

If yellowstone blows, it will probably also split the north American plate in two after fracturing and triggering the Blake River caldera.

the beast has awoken

>canada is forever separated
I see nothing wrong with this.