PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EXPENSIVE ECLIPSE GLASSES ARE A JEWISH TRICK EDITION /ptg/

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Isn't an eclipse the logo of Islam?

awoooo

Apologize, eclipse!

> It has been dubbed the Great American Eclipse, and along most of its path, there live almost no black people. Oregon, where this begins, is almost entirely white. The 10 percent or so of state residents who do not identify as white are predominantly Latino, American Indian, Alaskan, or Asian. There are very few black Oregonians, and this is not an accident. The land that is now Oregon was not, of course, always inhabited by white people, but as a U.S. territory and then a state, Oregon sought to get and stay white.

>From Oregon, the Great American Eclipse will travel through Idaho and Wyoming. (It will catch a tiny unpopulated piece of Montana, too.) Percentage-wise, Idaho and Wyoming are even whiter than Oregon. And as in Oregon, but even more so, the few non-white residents of Idaho and Wyoming are not black—they are mostly Latino, American Indian, and Alaskan.

>After Wyoming, the eclipse will go through Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri. This is America’s heartland, and also, literally, the land of compromise. When Missouri sought statehood in 1819, the United States consisted of 22 states, equally divided between those that permitted slavery and those that did not.

>The total eclipse will be visible from Lincoln, Nebraska, the state’s capital, which reports a black population of 3.8 percent. The city of Omaha has a greater black population, about 14 percent. It is home to many of the refugees from Africa and elsewhere that Nebraska has welcomed in recent years, many of whom now work in slaughterhouses and meatpacking plants. But Omaha is about 50 miles northeast of the path of totality

Is the eclipse /oureclipse/?

"Why The Solar Eclipse Must Be Bad For The Jews — Or So Says The Talmud"
>forward.com/culture/380569/why-the-solar-eclipse-must-be-bad-for-the-jews-or-so-says-the-talmud/

>TWO SCOOPS

They're all distracted by the big yellow ball in the sky!
Begin the takeover now!!

The eclipse is racist and it is Trumps fault.

no? a crescent moon with a star at the moon's points.

Yeah it might be it.

Err no, it is the moon in one of its phases

> FROM THE SAME CREATORS OF THE HOMEMADE CRYSTAL GROWING KIT
> How to look safely at an eclipse
People, influenced by the Jews, the illuminati under the guidance of the mole people and the Xeno scum are always trying to convince people to buy those very expensive eclipse glasses, whose profits go straight to their mind control and world domination endeavors.

BUT NO MORE!

Here is a homemade kit for your eclipse viewing

1) take an old set of binoculars
2) douse the lens in salt water to remove the infeterence

That's it. With this inexpensive kit you'll have the best view of the eclipse, you won't want to see anything else after that.

> disclaimer: The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

30 fries until the Official White House eclipse viewing party

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>ball earthers think the eclipse proves the earth isn't flat

That's a crescent moon, the light of the sun is blocked by the Earth.

Two terms
Two genders
Two scoops
Two eclipses

I observed the great American Eclipse.

... Trump will pay for my eye treatments, right?

This is a sign


Dark days ahead for the drumpf administration and the morons who voted for him

AWOO~

It's two hours south of East STL you stupid nigger. It's closer to Carbondale.

>bannon out
>gorka out
>miller soon out
>no wall
>no immigration reform
>no tax reform
>no healthcare
>no infrastructure
>more wars
>approval in 30s
>no friends in congress
>impeachment looming

sorry, fucked up link

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Thanks, TugaBro

>he even lost support of the sun

youtube.com/watch?v=3apkDKvR0RU

The eye saw you today

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he would but there's none

>ugly loli

>138488561
Someone post that recent pic about Israel being 46% Jewish by 2035.

Just a reminder that the US owns the moon

Reparations when?

>KAC pirate and weirdo satanist Aussie both notably absent from eclipse happening

Top kek

...

>Why do Trump voters get an eclipse and we don't?! REEEE

>Stupid Drumpfies, the eclipse is a bad thing!

>President Pence
I'm totally okay with this.

:DDDDDD

A MOOOOON

Eclipse going on now, wheres your welding mask?

Trumpgen has the best fucking lore my sides are honestly in orbit right now

You shut your whore mouth.

youtube.com/watch?v=h3L2ePWO-q0

>Jewish math

overhyped nonsense, just to sell those shades at $4 a pop. It was the Jews again, wasn't it guys..

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t minus 12 to totality where i am

>When you're such a good goy an actual kike has to call you out
now you know where all those anti-kushner stories are coming from

All they ever do is wank about history
History shouldn't be such an opinion oriented thing

>taxes paid
this is a joke, right

gross

Only if we lose again, Joe

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Is this the first time in 2&1/2 years that Trump isn't on the news?

>Not taking a candle and a piece of old glass and darkening both sides with the carbon build up and looking at the eclipse that way

I would love to see the data on that because according to Germany, even after 2 years, only 2% of their 2,000,000 refugees have jobs.

For the 2% to subsidize the 98% they'd have to be billionaires. I don't know how the Leftists tolerate that kind of income inequality tbqh senpai

Four scoops! Come on!

So students in America aren't allowed to wear MAGA hats or Trump t-shirts in Universities (and their cafeterias) anymore? The University actually takes the "triggered" students sides over such idiocy - stating that Univesrties are safe-spaces?

I'm almost certain I've seen students in your country wearing Obama and Bernie t-shirts//harts though.

twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/08/20/blonde-women-in-trump-gear-trigger-students-at-howard-university/

Now that you mention it someone better find them to make sure they're not performing witchcraft.
Imagine the entire lore of this general complied.

>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump will never win all 4 special elections
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>Trump will never reform education
>Trump will never control the economy with Twitter
~~You are here~~
>Trump will never finish the wall
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>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
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>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet
>Trump will never put to rest the Russian Hoax
>Trump's healthcare bill will never become law

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This pretty much sums up Joe's lot in life. Either his price was met or he truly has a nasty skeleton in his closet.

Mostly cloudy with a 100% chance of fuck me in the ass I can't see the eclipse.

>$4 each

im seeing photos of people selling them alongside the road for $15-$20

>made up horseshit
Absolutely and utterly false, but MSM is MSM

Now depreciate the future "benefit" with interest rate ,inflation and shit.

Not only are they profiting off those glasses but they introduce all this NASA bullshit to try and explain eclipses to children with "science" in an effort to eliminate religion. Plus, you can't gain powers looking at an eclipse with those glasses.

What?

>look at eclipse through clouds
>go blind anyway
should've bought the goggles goy

I'm having Déjà vu

Yeah, right. For some reason Reality disagrees with that

Shepard is such a cunt

That's impossible considering the birth rate of their Jews (Haredi included) in comparison to the Palestinians. Besides, Gaza isn't part of Israel and the West Bank will not be part of Israel either - the settlements are the only parts that are and they're keeping it segregated. If you're to tackle Shlomo on an issue, make sure to state that the Haredi community is growing rapidly and they're unwilling to serve in the military and are unwilling to work in jobs - that's normally a good jab.

This can't be real

>Want to watch the Eclipse
>It rains
K...

Being a homo will do that.

> microwaving your retina

Can we deport that Nasa Spic? I'm sick and tired of her accent

I look forward to seeing as many of these (((journalists))) as possible led into a cage with the masturbating killbots.

why do they assume some savage is just going to assimilate instantly

these retards probably think they're in actual heaven

He is literally a homosexual.

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

American slavery was the biggest mistake in the history of humanity, or not repatriating them at least.

>the moon is literally racist
But we knew this already.

dank

Ugh so is every inconvenient fact about white supremacy just "not real" to you?

HOLY FUCK SHEP SMITH IS A FUCKING MADMAN TODAY

If I look at the eclipse through a magnifying glass will it be like shooting my eyes with a shotgun of light?

try it with a telescope instead

Are the Haredi the niggers of Israel?

See if you can get some other urban retard to try it !! Top Kek brother !

You will

They base their projections on the results they want. Derived from the models used by the CBO and (((climate scientists))).

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>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
lol the fucking retards on this general are actually proud of this shit

good job guys, now you let China fuck you in the ass and build their own version of the TPP to control the Asia-Pacific

you are all stupid fucking niggers

>black host
>"I see some black thingies"
>"yeah over there on the leahf"
>"what are those?"
>other host
>"those are sunspots"

when did NASA become so retarded?

>Reporters
This makes my blood fucking boil.

>destroy your culture for money, goy

I was watching the Great American Eclipse through high powered binoculars and just like they said, it got darker and darker.


... When does the light come back? It's been half an hour now.

What if they're summoning demons through the black sun or some shit?

Does anybody know the particulars of the CBO grading system?

no that's the crescent moon retard

:DDDD