Be the president

>be the president
>be cautioned that looking at the sun during an eclipse can permanently damage your eyes
>look directly at sun during an eclipse

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Trump confirmed superhero

I did it in 2012. Nothing happened.

because he's the baus.

what fucking pussy wears those gay glasses anyways?

there is no precedent for this

the absolute fucking madman

Barron looks like a blond Martin Shkreli in that pic

Trump knows about the pineal cleanse

>implying Trump still has mortal eyes

>no blood running down the side of his face from his eyes
why is the sun so weak

If anything that just proves how much of a total dumbass he is. Every day when I wake up I am sad that he is our president. There is no surer sign that America is in decline than this idiot..aka "king of the white trash"

To be fair, DC got a partial eclipse so it was never dark enough for the pupils to dilate.

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lel

>kim, i see your future
>it's bright

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

The sun isn't some magical ball that makes you instantly blind.

The nuclear codes are in Braille now!

The future of America is so bright he doesn't need eyes to see it.

>But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
If you've seen his frequent misspelling of simple, single-syllable words on Twitter, you'd know that Trump would never be able to enter any launch codes correctly.

Safety squints