/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO DON'T LOOK MR PRESIDENT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Weekly Update #4 (Lara) 8/18/17
youtu.be/Yk_nDnQZ_KM
>This week @State 8/18/17
youtu.be/bueZmZq717w
>SoS T-Rex Remarks To Student Programs and Fellowships 8/18/17
youtu.be/ZdE64W5C9gc
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/18/17
youtu.be/pVRNFVUfIdo
>WH Video - VP in Chile 8/18/17
youtu.be/ByfJJ85zIzo
>VP Pence @Cocoli Locks Panama City, Panama 8/17/17
youtu.be/rsJwRDtZAqY
>Ramzpaul - The Alt Right - What Went Wrong?
youtu.be/n8VYmY89_KU
>SoS T-Rex/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @US-JAP Security Consultative Committee 8/17/17
youtu.be/0wZ8uSL_lrM
>WH Video - Meet the Cabinet #4 SBA Admin McMahon 8/17/17
youtu.be/qSzDkgOF5xg
>WH Video - VP in Argentina 8/17/17
youtu.be/z59gQ-3T6tE
>US Trade Rep Lighthizer opening stmt @NAFTA renegotiation 8/16/17
youtu.be/55lEe9vNBgU
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

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TRUMP BTFO BY CEO OF GOLDMAN SACHS

FUCK CATS AWOO GODDAMNIT

>I still haven't watched shino no tabi. Trump timeline provides all the entertainment I need lately.
Its Kino No Tabi, go hope you get the chance to watch it. Very MAGA kino.

wtf I love pubeheaded sandniggers now

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That's me
I'm also sipper
poster user and
a hildawg poster


Also bravo to trump for making the fucking eclipse all about him ayy lmao

The Tucker lost an argument poster

>be banker, almost destroy the entire planet's economy
>claim Trump is a shadow over the country

>tfw been here longer than all these memes
>no impact
rip

reposting in case anyone wants it

>wish the moon wasn't the only thing casting a shadow across the country
so...he's saying he wants something else to cast a shadow across the country?
if he wanted to bash trump, shouldn't he have said "wish the moon WAS the only thing casting a shadow across the country"?

UPDATED /ptg/ ANIME LORE:

TrumpOP, Awoo posters, the bot that everybody hated, Joe, the Bongs, Awoobaker, Pajeet/Designated, cross user/Mississippi user who hates gerogia, crusaderkun going Judas, shirtfapper, NarutoOP, Chile, drawfag, PA anons, LA times, Ivan/Roosya, Patch user, Florida anons constantly talking shit, Portubro, evapolack, Norway, Brazil, T&T, occultist KAC pirate, weirdo satanist Gadsen Aussie, the aussies, sleepyposters, high energy Minnesota, Washington State For Trump, Carson shill, /sg/ shit, Ironic hilldawg posting, Finnshill and minion poster, TNN, NEWSWIRE, VA reminder user, maldraw, depressed primary model wojak poster, "next poster is Marco Rubio" copypasta fag, Norbot, Hikikomori, Heather poster

Who/what else should we add?

But are you the balltickler?

Trump doesn't want Barron to look at Kasich eating but directly at the sun is fine.

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>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump will never win all 4 special elections
>Trump will never have the Muslim ban upheld by the SC
>Trump will never reform education
>Trump will never control the economy with Twitter
>Trump will never look directly at a solar eclipse
~~You are here~~
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet
>Trump's healthcare bill will never become law
(SE)

so just complete cancer

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i love kellyanne + kanna / stiff for tiff / i love timpf etc

SHUT IT DOWN!!!11

Pretty fucking much

I SURVIVED the patriarchial Solar Eclipse - rain me with (you's) now or else the Patriarchy wins!!!!

>Rome
>not concept art for Germania

I have to agree with the catgirl poster. They are way cuter.

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>Kid Rock will never poll ahead his adversary
> Kid Rock will never actually run
> Kid Rock will never be endorsed by GOP Super PACs
~~~you are here~~~
> Kid Rock will never hold a rally
> Kid Rock will never outraise his adversary
> Kid Rock will never be invited to the Michigan GOP debate
> Kid Rock will never beat his primary contenders in the debate
> Kid Rock will never poll ahead his primary contenders after the debate
> Kid Rock will never win the GOP primaries
> Kid Rock will break the 30% ceiling at the polls
> Kid Rock will never break the 35% ceiling at the polls
> Kid Rock will never be invited to the debate
> Kod Rock will never beat Stabenow at the debate
> Kid Rock will never poll higher than Stabenow
> Kid Rock will never be elected Senator
> Kid Rock will never perform at his own election celebration
> Kid Rock will never actually be confirmed as a senator
> Kid Rock will never vote legislation
> Kid Rock will never speak at the senate
> Kid Rock will never propose legislation
> Kid Rock will never cast the deciding vote at an important legislation
> Kid Rock will never accidentally infect the computers at the senate floor with malware
> Kid Rock will never beat the charges at the ethic commitee brought over him due to his porn browsing habits
> Kid Rock will never inadvertently expose the porn watching habits of half the Senate, prompting many resignations on both GOP (including Graham) and the DNC
> Kid Rock will never survive the first scandal
> Kid Rock will never run for reelection
> Kid Rock will never never poll ahead his adversary ...

The Maltas. There's apparently three of them here. We never know which is which.

when is his afghanistan speech

I knew it was you! Sarcastic piece of shit!

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thats a demon not a cat

lel. you can tell he's like, "fuck..."

it was one second. his eyes are fine,

>catgirl
>girl

First two are already there and stiff for tiff isn't one poster

But the feminine Moon covered the harsh masculine light of the Sun.

Did the same thing and not blind

Sun: I have information leading to Hillary Clintons arre-

>Sup Forums disavows Jew spectacles
>Sup Forums vows to look at the sun like a man
>Trump stares down sun like a man
>Sun stops eclipsing
Coincidence>?

It's actually just one guy with three phones.

> No king homo
> No gay tomoko poster who died

> WTF, I HATE 2015 TRUMP NOW!

If someone mention the prospective Afghan talk just point them to this thread.

All sounds pretty good desu.

Blacks can have their shitty mumblerap about destroying their lives and spending money they'll never have. I'll take Army of Pharaohs and Wutang.

I-I can't. I can't even compute the misogyny.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that doesn't work with rem very well

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Is there anyone still doubting his /our guy/ness?

I heard that vintage delivery guy was pretty cool.

i love that meme
I love alll my Jewish memes

>> No king homo

?

>> No gay tomoko poster who died

He's there ya dingus

Guy's an idiot.

WE

>when is his afghanistan speech

9PM ET

>le presidente soleil

it has boobs. Therefore its a puffy vulva.
>captcha
>erectilla 2400

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>tfw missed the Eclipse
>tfw wont see another for 7 whole years

should I just kill myself?

When is the announcement

>Norway

>take troops out
>power vacuum
>super terrorists spawn
>now there's even more sand land that needs glassed
why would we leave?

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post "trump they live eclipse meme 2"

> Drink out of coffee mugs with 2 hands while closing their eyes and saying "mmmmmmm"

White master race confirmed! Except we don't drink watered down coffee here (espresso or die) but drinking tea like that in a cold day is godlike

9PM. That article is from 2015, as always Trump told us his agenda forever ago.

YES

thats so fuggen moe

She succumed to horsedicks

Shit posting TruckerKun?

This.
>Hurr durr, it's Nixon's fault we're still in Vietnam, he's such a warmonger

That autistic argentinian that spammed made up charts and "math" about how marco rubio would win the primaries
He later returned to shitpost about faithless electors meme

What is that retard Barron looking at?

Trump looked up because he saw these digits

I believe you are correct. Freudian slip Trump Curse?

Wolfgirls know economics.

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This picture is going to be around for a very long time. We need some dank OC

russian awoomaker
it's a tucker loses the argument but /ptg/ pretends he won episode leaf

Eclipses are boring. Does anyone remember Hale-Bopp comet? That was awesome to see.

>FL anons constantly talking shit

>she

>44

Meh I guess but I rarely see him post anymore

nice.

there is an eclipse every year somewhere in the world, although you may need deep pockets to go see it in Gabon or whatever

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Thats Fake Fake News. The left gave up on political violence

why does it even let me empty post dammit

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checked

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crusaderkun went judas?

>russian awoomaker

He's there

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british katy turdposter

Anyone become blind due to staring at the eclipse?

No Trump accomplishments leaf?