Brit/pol/ - Self Defense Weapon Edition

>Conservatives were just 533 votes from Commons majority
unvis.it/ft.com/content/07e75438-836d-11e7-a4ce-15b2513cb3ff


>UK General Election 2017: 1.8 million Scots votes 'wasted'
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40991615

>Quantitative easing is like heroin, says former Treasury official
unvis.it/theguardian.com/business/2017/aug/21/quantitative-easing-heroin-treasury-lord-macpherson-qe-financial-crash

>‘Scandal’ as £3.6bn handed to three firms
unvis.it/yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/scandal-as-3-6bn-handed-to-three-firms-1-8714156

>“It was like a religious ceremony”: What happened at Big Ben’s final bong?
unvis.it/newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/08/it-was-religious-ceremony-what-happened-big-ben-s-final-bong

>UK Supermarket ‘Sold Sausages and Ham Infected With Hepatitis’
unvis.it/novinite.com/articles/182502/UK Supermarket ‘Sold Sausages and Ham Infected With Hepatitis’

>Brexit: UK publishes more EU negotiation plans
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40997985

>Prince Charles's popularity slumps to new low ahead of anniversary of Diana's death
unvis.it/uk.news.yahoo.com/prince-charless-popularity-slumps-new-low-ahead-anniversary-dianas-death-103834088.html

>Tony Blair should be prosecuted over Iraq war, high court hears
unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/05/tony-blair-should-be-prosecuted-over-iraq-war-high-court-hears

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gb3F_5sPtuo
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/right-wing-nerds-flee-glasgow-11023129
youtube.com/watch?v=xv7vChBeqOM
mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/morning-viewers-tears-former-producer-11025580
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Where do you anons live? With your parents?

How do you survive if you're NEET and don't live with your parents/have no kids/no money/on bennies, etc? Literally HOW?!?

youtube.com/watch?v=Gb3F_5sPtuo

First for Ruth

Im a deadbeat with no purpose in life I just want it all to end lads

Ive nothing going in life and no one will miss when im gone

Real new thread

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based books

nah this one

Talk to Rightly he will sort you out with the helplines

this one was first nig

how about no?

idris elba as tommy mair, no way

Reminder that we will never have a PM this based

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Context?

trump is a cognitively challenged cuck with a personality disorder.

we have moggy

>“Two of their main organisers and what seemed to be their security made a sharp exit when one of our activists decided to say hello and take pictures of his new friends. The activists then discussed with what was left of the group and the rights and wrongs of this new organisation."

>“For some reason, a well-known Polish neo-Nazi hard nut started screaming that he was going to phone the police and was asking for people to leave. After forcing the fascists to leave the pub, a frank and blunt discussion was undertaken by one of the left-wing activists and our neo-Nazi Polish friend. This effectively ended any discourse and their meeting.”

Why are ScotCucks so woke on Nazis?

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/right-wing-nerds-flee-glasgow-11023129

He was watching the eclipse here in yankland today

I want reviewbrah to interview moggy

The eclipse you fucking tard

Reposting

I just sent my gf interracial porn by accident

How do I recover in the most British way possible?

Why shouldn't he look?
Why the fuck should I know about an eclipse about America you colossal fucking moron?

Mogg is a fucking scab banker cunt
I hope he dies of cancer, you bootlicking cunt

Say it was one of your mates, that picked up your unlocked phone?

lad no one cares, go ask facejook

The "You need special glasses to look at the sun" is a fucking Jewish scheme to make a quick buck from retards buying those shades

When I was younger I stared at the sun for at least 2 minutes straight until my fucking eyes burned and everything turned white, and I've got 2020 vision still

A load of horse shit

what is the news

>Why shouldn't he look

>based
Good. Stop using that fucking word.

topkek, good meme

>Calls someone else a moron
>doesn't know why you shouldn't look at the sun

Fucking hell thats pathetic. Antifa are making us look like fools left right and centre.

Can you imagine asking this publicly on facebook, I'm not THAT retarded

trump looked at the sun during the eclipse without eye protection.


I used to work on the reception of an a+e unit.

i think it was 2014 we had a partial eclipse or something.. 2 hours later the a+e was full of spastics who burnt their eyes looking at the sun. these weren't bright people. most of them were on benefits.

>woke

I just sent my gf a cheesy love message and she sent back heart-eye emojis

Yeah but it's all gonna go south when you accidentally the stock market and the true name of God so you get stalked by CIA and a bunch of Rabbis then drill the smart out of your brain.

@138507999
>our resident yank baiter is now larping as a brit on a holiday

Sorry everyone says it here in yankland..it's sort of growing on me

BASED
BASED
BASED

Suicides a permanent solution to a temporary problem mate. I tried it once when I was fucked up years ago. Those problems seem so trivial now...

That's not healthy, she should reply with eye rolls

why not and you are retarded.

>temporary problem
Yeah, depression just goes away.

Whether or not I know not to look at the sun should be obvious by the fact that I have the basic skills required to operate a computer, but why does the president of the united states need one of his aides to shout up at him to tell him that and why is the BBC reporting it?

I happen to know it did happen just from Sup Forums threads documenting it, but it didn't come to mind first thing, because surprisingly I don't fucking care. I've seen lots of eclipses.

Careful, you'll be saying "y'all" next, and they won't let you back into britain

pi is a decent movie

Nah I'm actually going shooting with the "resident yank baiter" user tomorrow.

I'll see if I can get some decent pics tomorrow of me shooting

scottish antifa don't fuck around. they're not like the english/american effeminate student variety.

half of them used to be hibs, celtic, dundee and aberdeen casuals wanting to fuck up rangers supporters (the right in scotland tends to be huns)

please don't do a Rightly

>Victoria & Abdul

kill me now

It actually does pal. You've got to identify your problem and completely remove it from your life.
I used to have mega depression when I was in college. I didn't even really realise it at the time.
Anyway, the day I got my a-levels (even though I had failed miserably) it was literally like I watched the depression disappear over the following week.

I remember him offering to take you shooting. You took the cunt up on his offer?

Great film, might give it a watch again some time since I haven't done so in a while.

I've looked at an eclipse before

The Chase's Mark 'The Beast' Labbett awkwardly dodges question about marrying his cousin on Loose Women
>The Chaser wasn't impressed with Andrea McLean's question

You seen your quack?

Need a cigarette but got none
How to quit?

Nah he seems like a nice guy.

If not I guess that's a risk I'm willing to take in order to fire a rooty tooty point and shooty here in the states

>Eclipse

Alice and Jasper are so cuuute

Reminds me of A Scanner Darkly, similar feel to it.
It's a depressing movie though

e-cigs

>the day I got my a-levels (even though I had failed miserably) it was literally like I watched the depression disappear over the following week.
>I used to have mega depression
No you didn't.

There are no 'Martin Sellners' in Britain. That type is uniquely continental european.

Get some pills down your throat.

e cigs are for queers and don't work for me
i bought an expensive one and tried using it to quit but i just ended up going back to regular cigs since it was garbage

You don't. Just buy more fags

Done it all, most of it was a complete waste of time. I'm fine though, in the sense I'm managing it and not going to kill myself, but it doesn't go away.

PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.

Kill yourself then you stupid self-pitying weakling.
You're one of those pathetic betas that wants people to coddle you to make you feel better then reject them.
Well go fuck yourself. Just end it, because you're completely fucking pathetic.
You're a self-important faggot with nothing to live for. We get it, you need attention, now off yourself.

>If not I guess that's a risk I'm willing to take in order to fire a rooty tooty point and shooty here in the states
You realise you could just go to a range, right?

>implying you've left your mothers house and aren't using a VPN.

nigger

Yup..he was really nice about it too.

I stayed in NYC the last couple of days and saw a few things (lmao @ 9/11 memorial it's shit don't ever go to it) but now I'm on my way to his place with tonight. Won't make it there until way early tomorrow so I'm staying in chiraq tonight.

Yeah in a way with how it portrays the dude's headaches they're similar to the weird ways in A Scanner Darkly it'll get disjointed to show what it's like being some junkie strung out all the time.

Try reading the book A Scanner Darkly, the ending is so much more fucked up than in the film.

>Those problems seem so trivial now
I've been in some bad places and I agree. Time is an incredible thing. The ultimate equaliser, really.
Things like that seem to become more insignificant with time, even though at the time I was crawling up the wall and felt like the room was spinning around my head, whatever. Been close to suicide a few times in thought only, never actually attempted it properly though, something always stopped me. I've made "dates" of when to do it, "I'll do it tomorrow", it turns out I'm lazy and lacking discipline even in death, lmao.

>this angry that someone disagrees with you
Absolutely fucking pathetic.

Sympathy and being coddled is the last thing I want and that's partly why I went so long without help. I'm not going to let you talk utter shit and get away with it though.

Please fucking shoot him.

He says his house can literally be used as a range since he lives on a farm. Plus he has guns. I've never been to an actual range but I'd imagine it's not so easy to walk up to someone and ask if you can shoot their weapon.

Plus renting weapons is expensive.

The spoon won't be outlawed, it is a vital tool for heroin addicts...hell the gubment will even give you a free needle and a place to shoot up...

Banning spoons = non pc

how easy it for a bong to just turn up and shoot a m16 or something.
Never shot anything beyond 22lr

>I've never been to an actual range but I'd imagine it's not so easy to walk up to someone and ask if you can shoot their weapon.
I imagine it probably is in some ranges in America. I mean in the UK all you need to do is call up and make an arrangement. There's no laws or anything regarding shooting authorised firearms in a specialised area, and I imagine even less stigma attached to it in America.

I'd rather not be locked up in prison here with a bunch of niggers going after my boipucci (even though I'm gay we all know most yankniggers have AIDS) so I'm going to have to pass

Are you going to recreate Deliverance?

Nobody on this fucking basket weaving forum gives a flying fuck about you or your self pity you stupid autist.
I (naively) attempted to massage your pathetic ego by recounting a (true) story and you do what all attention-seeking beta does which is by telling others "they don't understand" like some beta orbiting teenager looking for sympathy.

Go kill yourself, go get help, or stop fucking whining you autistic nigger.

Be honest, lads. Would you?

You'd never be able to tell the difference if she was having an orgasm though

Idk..I never looked into it too much since the yankposter offered me the opportunity.
I've just seen videos of people at indoor ranges in Vegas and stuff and it's really fucking expensive to rent certain types of guns.

Fuck clouds and fuck welsh weather. Couldn't see that partial eclipse. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck me. The eclipse never existed, the moon doesn't exist.

What's the story behind it and who is she?

She didnt deserve to die

Some lass who ate a peanut and got retarded

>half of them used to be hibs, celtic, dundee and aberdeen casuals wanting to fuck up rangers supporters

I love how they're trying to ban nuts on planes because of the fuck up when it was some Hungarian restaurant that did the fuck up. Presumably easier than saying "foreigners are too fucking thick to do health and safety properly" which is the reality. Hell, I'm a chef, I know how it should be done and clearly they didn't do their jobs properly. Actually, come to think of it; listing allergens is an EU requirement - are they admitting that a bunch of poor countries in Europe just don't pay attention to the laws regarding clear labelling of allergens?

That said: kek, take that for being genetically inferior.

youtube.com/watch?v=xv7vChBeqOM

Got a name or anything?

The strawman's you're pulling out of your arse are impressive. Nobody gives a fuck about you either yet you continue to post.
>"they don't understand"
Never said that, I said you don't. Completely different.

>stop fucking whining
I'm not, you seem to be though. I don't know why you're so fucking bent up about being a fucking moron who failed his A-levels.

A spoon is also a vital piece of equipment for making tea. The country would descend into civil war if they banned spoons here.

mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/morning-viewers-tears-former-producer-11025580

>lost both wars

Cheers m8. Sounds like a her-issue if that can happen to her from eating delicious nuts.

Why are you literally posting on Britpol 24/7 when you are on holiday 3000 miles away

Nah..just saw a thread headline on Sup Forums and clicked it because there was someone with a severe peanut allergy on my flight here.

Protip: they didn't serve any nuts on the flight nor was I offered any food whatsoever because we hit turbulence right when they got to my seat. Fucking angry as fuck