Previously on probation for explosive related charges. Parents are Art Consultants.
The Texas Confederate Statue bomber - Andrew Schneck
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Grayson Lewis
GOOD LORD! A LIVING MEME!
Isaiah Diaz
M'statue
Christopher Bailey
No way. That picture is too perfect. OP, you're fucking with us right?
Ethan Davis
This can't be real. A neckbeard this perfect cannot survive in the wild.
Anthony Cooper
>look up neckbeard in dictionary, see this
Christopher Lopez
>This can't be real.
Came to post these exact words
Henry Martin
This is too easy.
Seriously.
Blake Foster
>parents are art consultants
>goes out of his way to destroy art
Was this an act of youthful rebellion?
Brandon Richardson
...
Joseph Nguyen
Using explosives to affect political change? I hope Sessions hits him with terrorism charges.
Bentley James
No step on schneck
Cameron Lopez
It might not be him but that's all I can find for now. There should be mugshots soon to confirm in this new case. Previous case was in 2013. The kid's family are filthy rich art consultants. Trying to blow up a statue while on probation...
Ian Myers
What happened?
Austin Bell
Yet, he probably holds the Samurai era as "High Culture" even though the Samurai lost the Japanese Civil War.
James Butler
this guy looks like the type that falls for the FBI pranks
Eli Hernandez
Absolutely enlightened
Joshua Barnes
Pure Cohencidence
Daniel Cook
10 bucks says neckbeard lives in his parents basement.
Jaxson Gray
Looks like an Amish hipster (+ a faggot)
Hunter Richardson
...
Josiah Reed
top kek
Easton Morales
justice.gov
>HOUSTON – A 25-year-old man has been taken into custody for attempting to maliciously damage or destroy property receiving federal financial assistance, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Abe Martinez.
I think for terrorism you have to attempt to injure people.
Connor Kelly
He will have fun in jail
Grayson Hall
Pubis Chinnus
Xavier Ward
What size fedora does he wear?
Charles Rodriguez
The Jewish Parasite will destroy their American Host.
Christian Anderson
That's his mom.
Lincoln Foster
Honestly, I'm pretty impressed by this guy. I think he's making a powerful and timely statement. I hope that he gets the praise and support that he really deserves.
Dylan James
Inshallah
Lucas Sanders
I think this is Fake and gay. This guy is identified as Raz Fyfe, I think he's being intervewed here.
Logan Brown
My Gods, how can you go around and look like that
Christopher Moore
Some guy planted explosives on the statue of Richard W. Dowling located in Houston.
Carson Gray
We can't all look like Siri Tollerod.
Kevin Foster
What a fucking moron. This guy was already on probation for improperly stockpiling explosive materials. He's probably looking at a five to ten year prison sentence at this rate.
Parker Ortiz
Lord Schneckbeard
Hunter Barnes
Art Consultants lol
James Barnes
>At one point, Schneck “took a clear plastic bottle appearing to be full of a clear liquid from one of the boxes,” FBI Special Agent Patrick Hutchinson wrote. Schneck “then proceeded to drink from the bottle, then immediately spit the liquid on the ground next him. then proceeded to pour the contents of the bottle on the ground next to him.”
>The Houston police bomb squad eventually determined that the clear liquid was nitroglycerin, an explosive. They also said the box contained HMTD, or hexamethylene triperoxide diamine, another explosive.
They aren't sending their best folks.
Samuel Fisher
Dang yer right. Oh the suspense to see what Schneck looks like.
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Charles Barnes
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William Ramirez
Join your comrade user.
Sebastian Lopez
>If convicted, Schneck faces a minimum of five and up to 40 years in federal prison and a possible $250,000 maximum fine.
can't wear fedoras in federal rape me in the ass prison (besides that's a trilby). a better question is what size buttplug will he need?
Nathaniel White
literally who?
David Ramirez
Hey kid want to explode a monument.
Dominic Torres
>perfect gentleman
>name is Schneck, easy neckbeard pun
>also Jewish and literally means lazy or stupid
M E M E M A G I C
Jackson Gomez
Did he confuse his nitroglycerin bottle with his water bottle? Why even keep the two in the same place?
Jordan Perry
>not using your expertly honed katana to effortlessly slice the statue off at the base like paper mache.
Carter Ross
don't worry, he was just fighting nazis, he'll get off with community service at the local jewish community center.
Jose Murphy
how did this faggy manlet even get his hands on this stuff?
Parker Torres
>tfw "Schnek" is a word the Arab gangstas wanabees in France use for "pussy" or "cunt". That gentlesir really could use more fresh air.
Jose White
>besides that's a trilby
No it isn't.
Jonathan Rodriguez
C'est de l'alsacien fr.m.wiktionary.org
Jeremiah Turner
>eventually determined that the clear liquid was nitroglycerin
HOW did he transport it without blowing himself up? That shit is unstable and even worse in temps above 80 F.
Hudson Miller
>Fat
>Neckbeard
>Fedora
>Graphic tee
>Suit jacket
very nice
Nathaniel Campbell
>actually synthed HMTD and nitro
Pretty impressive. Not hard to do, but I'm impressed he put in the effort to look it up.
Aiden Anderson
I didn't knew those people really existed I thought it was a joke.
Colton Hall
>Raz Fyfe
That's just some neighbor of him.
Zachary Cruz
Wait, don't we keep hearing that this is what all Trump supporters look like?
Andrew Ross
...
Josiah Nelson
>tips fedora
>i fucking hate those evangelicals, they don't believe in evolution
>white?
>there is only on race; the human race.
Cooper Cruz
Oh shit, look at his Facebook.
Genuine.
Bentley Collins
are we talking about OP's pic?
Christian Moore
Yes it is
Fedoras only turn up on the sides, if at all
Trilbys (trilbies?) Turn up in the back
Ethan Howard
Why would you know this?
Jeremiah Wilson
gimme name u dick
Xavier Smith
typical Sup Forumsack
Levi Ward
Just ONE of his parents homes...
Nolan Green
E N L I G H T E N E D
Anthony Martin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
William Moore
That's why I posted the mountain fedora.
Easton Long
>When confronted, he tried to drink some of the liquid
lmao wtf
Aiden Carter
kek this is a joke right
Joseph Perry
Nitro will drop your blood pressure to nothing if you ingest too much. He's lucky he didn't die.
Jordan Cook
We've now established the picture is of some other fuck tard I was right the fuck out of er I guess. We eagerly await Mugshots for Andrew Schneck.
Nathaniel Adams
>a literal neckbeard fedora
Lucas Cooper
This thing lives in texas, why is it so pale ?
Jordan Foster
Very carefully, I'd assume.
Liam Rodriguez
>One friend who knew Schneck from their years together at Memorial High School in Spring Branch ISD described him as an awkward loner who never had a girlfriend and seemed to struggle with social interactions.
>"I can't even think of a single friend he had, to be perfectly honest," he said.
>He was nicknamed Ace from his initials.
>"None of this is surprising," the former classmate added. "He seems a bit disconnected from reality."
>During their senior year of high school, according to Schneck's classmate, the awkward teen wrote a "manifesto" dedicated to some of the school's popular girls, decrying how their boyfriends treated them and saying he could have done better.
>After high school graduation in 2010, the two lost touch and Schneck's classmate didn't hear news of him again until news outlets started reaching out for comment in the aftermath of the 2014 case.
And they call us the baddies.
Christian Gonzalez
What the fuck is an art consultant?
Isaiah Jackson
>>During their senior year of high school, according to Schneck's classmate, the awkward teen wrote a "manifesto" dedicated to some of the school's popular girls, decrying how their boyfriends treated them and saying he could have done better.
supremely gentlemanly.
Easton Moore
He's a NEET. I bet you can count on one hand how many hours a month he's outside.
Easton Watson
Michael Miller
You help rich people buy art to retain as an investment. It's essentially legal money laundering.
Kevin Clark
They are all fedoras. A common misconception. Fedora is actually a blanket term for ALL of these rimmed hats.
Jason Bennett
>be a rich spoiled cunt
>fight capitalism
I hate these people so much.
Elijah Johnson
mfw
Luke Richardson
This is the perfect example of every male CTR faggot that spends all day talking about how enlightened they are on Sup Forums.
Jose Myers
No Pole could understand a job that creates no value.
That's why we export college graduates and laugh at them.
Carter Harris
>He was nicknamed Ace from his initials.
HOLY SHIT I THINK I KNOW THIS FUCKING KID. I used to sell him weed and charge him double.
Cooper Adams
Must be his dad...
Xavier Sanchez
Damn, fucking checked and kek'd
John Williams
>these guys want erase your history
Jason Cooper
Can you get a highschool yearbook screen cap?
Austin Rodriguez
Didn't go to the same school, only knew him as a friend of a friend. My apologies, I have nothing to deliver other than the amusing anecdote.
Oliver Cox
Je me coucherai moins bête ce soir
Kayden White
She's Larkin love, Sven
Jose Cook
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ayden Jones
Need to have that Blade music playing along with this
Hunter Ward
He is every insult ever thrown at this board personified. The memes are getting to powerful.