Car plows into eclipse watchers
Fatalities reported
Possible Kentucky Happening
Cooper Reyes
Alexander Roberts
thts what they get for worshipping a false isol desusenpai
Ryder Green
The driver was probably watching the eclipse too
Austin Richardson
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Noah Green
yes, it serves them right
Eli Sanchez
And people mocked him.
Jackson Gutierrez
Gotta admit, a bunch of people staring at the sun is probably a perfect distraction for a vehicle of peace maneuver.
Adam Williams
Please tell me it was a Challenger.
PLEASE.
Jacob Cook
It was an accident the lady was speeding.
t. Kentucky Bro
Jose Perez
"BAN ASSAULT CARS! DESTROY ALL PLANETARIUMS!" - The Left
Grayson Myers
Those Nazi cunts.
Isaiah Martin
Oh shit its the bowling green massacre all over again
Jaxson Allen
GRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMFF
Jackson Cox
...
Camden Moore
must be a commie
Hudson Smith
Read the article some lady lost control and hit two people wasn't an attack
Cameron Ward
find him
Nicholas Reyes
It's 'wrapped up like a douche', fag.
Joseph Martin
>Unaware of the word, parody.
Lucas Wilson
>It's 'wrapped up like a douche', fag.
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tight
She's gonna make it through the night
Luke Lewis
And here I though it was "dropped loose like a deuce"
William Allen
Underrated
Samuel Cook
the fuck is this kid looking at?
Grayson Campbell
bowling green?
Blake Jenkins
>it's over here, son
Andrew Myers
Probably just a woman.
Nathan Cox
I have tried to hear anything else but douche, the dude is definitely saying douche it makes no sense.
Jonathan Reyes
A deuce is a type of car
Hunter Davis
t. spewer of misheard lyrics
>being so young that you don't know what a "deuce" in car terms might be.
This is why the world is going to hell. Fucking idiot millennials.
Robert Baker
leave barron alone
Jeremiah Kelly
They've never even seen a carburetor.
Adrian Myers
To be fair most of the lyrics are utter bullocks
Madman drummers bummers
Indians in the summer
With a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder
Feelin' kinda older
I tripped the merry-go-round
Jeremiah Morris
...
Jason James
another boner in the night
Xavier Jackson
HOLY SHIT BOWLING GREEN IS HAPPENING IT'S TIME WE NEED-
Hunh? What's that? Another Sup Forums happening thread that isn't happening? SHOCKER
Juan Bennett
I blame it on the atheists
Anthony Wilson
Springsteen version is best version :^)
Daniel Harris
Its actually 'your mother's cunt smells like oranges'.
Colton Brooks
think i found the person who ran them over killing one huting a other
not too far away from her home could of went there for the eclipse(eclipse joke)
Christopher Hughes
Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a douche you know the aroma in the night.
Ian Ortiz
The Kentucky car crash
Cameron Parker
also only Alyssa Noble i could fine that live in that state
Jace Bell
Damn it, how many people have to die before people ban challengers? Fucking car nuts.
Adam Walker
youtube.com
Running in the night with you!
Joshua Cox
And go kart Mozart was checking out the weather chart
Juan Campbell
too soon bro
James Clark
That's a little deuce coup
Lucas Roberts
It's not safe outside?
Gavin Johnson
the teacher did.
Jose Cook
Blinded Bby the light
Revved up like a Jew
In the middle o' Crystal Night
Asher Gonzalez
Jayden Morris
wrapped up like a goose, if anyone wanted the real answer.
Hunter Ramirez
the crew of the Challenger were alive all the way until they hit the ground.. probably the teacher
Oliver Gonzalez
>vehicle of peace maneuver
kek