LULA IS SKYROCKETING IN POLLS

PLS PLSSSSSSSSSSS SAVE US AMERICA THE COMMIES ARE GETTING TOO STRONG HERE WE ARE GOING TO BECOME VENEZUELA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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serves you right

sick of hearing about uma superpower

PLS SAVE ME COMMIES ARE TOO STRONG WE CANT HANDLE IT I NEED FREEEEDOOOMM

Was he not indicted for corruption last month

source ?

We can't even save ourselves

YES BUT THAT ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER

ahahahahaha, oh my god, this monkey brazilians confusing socialdemocrats parties with communist ones.

so funny.

Reminder that Bolsonaro is /ourguy/

The indictment only made him look like a martyr.

He has but technically they can just give a stupid reason and stop the whole thing
Hopefully that fucker will have his other 9 finger cut off as punishment

Although Bolsonaro which is a pro gun conservative has quite a bit of support

But obviously the unproductive poor scum of the north and northeast will vote labour

Again.

And just when I thought I liked Brazil

solo estoy bromeando con ustedes amigo uruguasho

Fuck off. Fight for your own damned country for once.

Remember that Bolsonaro is now a greenie (PSC will not launch him).

BUT PLZ SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM WHITE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE USSSSSS WE NEED FREEDOM YOU CAN TAKE EVERYTHING FROM BRAZIL!!

wait, is the crazy fucker bolsonario actually the second contender?

OP Is retarded
Thought this attention whoring was over.

Whatever party that does launch him wont change his mind
Although I can only hope he'll manage to change someting

yeap, the globalist right-wing party (PSDB) is dead after their party president was recorded asking for bribes

Where I live more people support him than labour
The poor blacks in the north give labour all the votes

You should know that one guy without the party support can't do shit right ?

Yeah that's why "I can only hope" lmfao

alright

you fuckers better not fuck this up.

i still have my brazilian passport stashed somewhere, ill go to the embassy yo give you some help. When are the elections?

buy bitcoin
you know they're gonna fuck your currency
these are little tests they do with the money... they obviously know how to do a great depression, to worsen one, how to hyperinflate, how to lose control
it's your best bet. or one of the crypto currencies

wake up user.
Electoral process in Brazil does not exist. Population has little to none effect in the choice of who runs the country.
Eletronic voting machines are a meme.

>be brazil
>go on NA servers and ruin games for every NA user
>HUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUE
>NA nerds reee.jpeg
>be brazil with communism ramping up now
>REEEEEE.JPEG
>Save us USA

No, you deserve it. Brazil ruined to many games up here.

October 7th and 28th(second turn) 2018

yes that's why US has been split 48/52 or closer the last five elections lol

shieet then there's still so much time. What's going on with the current guy, is he going to serve till the end of his term?

lula won't win, calm the fuck down. PT has a hardcore fanbase of brainwashed sebastianistas and degenerates, but most of the country (at least most of the part that matters) despise him. What's actually happening is a polarization between right and left, with Bolsonaro growing steadily.

Plus Lula will be in jail soon, so there's that

>implying I'm american

>HUGE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION FROM SOUTH AMERICA
>MEXICO BECOMES 3RD WORLD AMERICA

As far as I know he's supposed to stay till the next elections. But idk anything can happen lmfao

>Plus Lula will be in jail soon, so there's that
Even if this happens, it will only support the whole "persecution" plot Lula has been scheming since ever, specially since Temer and Aécio are free as hell. PT will grow stronger than ever

>Le Bernie Sanders "democratic socialism isn't socialism" meme
You know Latin America is doomed when SocDems are the right wing option and even Sup Forums defends it.

That's what PMDB gets for making a coup under shaky grounds though. DESU hopefully they lose a whole bunch of seats in congress.

Your country is already shit, how much worse can it really get?

Gib monei plox

[oy vey intensifies]

Venezuela level

Israel > Commies you are a nigger if you disagree

DELICIA'D

Good Goyim.

what if I don't want either candidates

Why are South Americans so fucking stupid.

btw im visiting my relatives in brazil this christmas. We are mostly staying in santa catarina but, I have my gf who would like to see other parts. What do you guys recommend?

she wants to visit rio but Im thinking it has become too dangerous lately, also it's probably packed in the end of the year?

What's your point you fucking mong

Sit at home and don't make a difference like you always do.

>rio
dont fall for this meme

>32% Lula
>4% Ciro

rio is a must see disregard Sup Forums meme opinions. Also floripa is nice, and the northeast is also really cool and unique. São Paulo and its beach cities are god tier too. If you want some historical architecture and god tier food you could go to Minas gerais. There are plenty of videos on youtube to guide you, so don't worry

If you consider jews and communists two separate things then you are the monkey.

he is playing the diplomacy game user, its multi dimensional chess

Probably disgustingly hot I'd guess. I might be dragged in to hitting rio at some point but i don't particularly want to go there for more than a day or two to see the usual tourist stuff.

I don't know where else you should go really, but I had a great time in the less developed parts where peeps were really friendly and you could see some nature and just kind of chill around with that 3rd world vibe. Depends on if your gf is in to the 3rd world vibe I guess.

Where in Minas Gerais would you suggest to eat? I wasn't particularly impressed by the food except for the home-cooked stuff.

>heh, Jews are involved in everything but they only hold one political position collectively
Wow what an intellectual position, Sup Forums memes surely are true and impressive, have a golden star.

Minas is a big place mate

Better Israel than communists in power

Minas is the land of the home-cooked stuff my friend

The problem is not Israeli jews the leftists ones are majority in west and hate Israel

No shit. Brazil is yuge. But strolling around and picking some corner shop or other was sub-par.

I can't find myself to recommend it as a food location if you're not in with some locals to feed you, and even then it's not always all that.

WE ARE A VENEULA BUT WITHOUT PEOPLES ATK AND WE HAVE A VAMPIRE NOT A BOLIVARIANO

BTFO
HOW CAN CAPPIES EVEN COMPETE

>trusting polls

Didn't we learn anything from these past 3 years?!

...

Sorry pal we wouldnt want to be screeched at by leftist harpies all over the west

Brazilian food can't compete with the amazing American cuisine, there's a reason you are all fat and we are skeletons.

IF YOU R AMERICAN OR A EUROGUY JUST DONT COME TO RIO WE HAVE A WAR LIKE SIRYAN BUT DONT HAVE ANY MIDIA TO SHOW IT

I fucking miss Kaiser willy right now.

Fuck Minas Gerais, come to São Paulo and eat some good italian food. Just pay attention to brown and black people down here, they seem to be even more violent than usual lately (and bestgore.com is the proof).

It's fake news, dummy.

Would he have accepted to abdicate knowing what we became?

>comes to brazil
>can't understand shit
OMG THIS PLACE IS SO SHIT OMG

Pedro II is rolling in his grave seeing what fucking shit you became

Reminder that they're the only 2 candidates campaigning right now. And that poll doesn't even have Doria.

PLACES TO VISIT IN BRAZIL: GRAMADO, FERNANDO DE NORONHA, SÃO PAULO, RECIFE, FLORIANOPOLIS AND MINAS GERAIS

Dória is an attention-whore faggot, no one takes him seriously.

>whining for mart sharter "help"

Hey john, watcha doin?

>Jews push communist revolutions in Europe
really makes a goy think

...

lol hardly you guys are a bunch of fatasses by and large.

I liked the food overall, but a lot of it seemed to have been taken over by the mass-produced meme. Some of it was amazing, and it was nice to see people growing their own little gardens. Weird mix of good stuff and not so good stuff.

In Recife youre can eat Tapioca, Cuscuz and Macaxeira.

Brazil is already fucked, commies will finish it off until a civil war breaks out. RIP

This is why you can't have a diverse nation stupid cunts, it leaves you extremely fucking vulnerable to marxist subversion.

>>I liked the food overall, but a lot of it seemed to have been taken over by the mass-produced meme.
LOL you never came to brazil have you?

Don't come to Rio right now, the state is broke and crime is at ridiculously high levels.

I'm more worried about Dória splitting the right actually.

It's not shit. I'm just saying even some of the places Brazilians told me to try weren't very good. At least they were kindly about my very limited ability with Portuguese.

Enjoy no food.

BRAZIL HAVE ONE MORE PRAGUE THAN COMMIES NOW HAVE A NEW WAVE OF ANCAPS

There is literally nothing wrong with communism.

#LulaUmaDelicia

>see pic
>abdicate
Wrong emperor

Yeah I did. Sao Paulo stinks like raw sewage when you're driving by that river. I just went as a casual and most of the food wasn't that good compared to other places I've been.

The good food was amazing. The westernization was obvious, and brought typical westernized food quality with it. A lot of the fruit was kind of a nice mix between not too sweet and BAM flavor you get closer to the jungle. The alcohol was just weird.

Yeah no shit, retard.

>Hey guys look at this right wing candidate
>"He is controlled by le jews"
>Yes, but it's better than commies
>"Commies are also controlled by le jews"

What an engaging conversation with a Sup Forums retard, really pulled the veil on that one.

no he isnt

>soup of monkey
why don´t expand this beautiful meme to Africa?,i think they eat animals,rats,we too.
NORDESTINO FILHA DA PUTA FORAM VCS QUE LACRARAM O 13 EM 2014,NÃO SE LEMBRAM?,ESSA MERDA DE BOLSA FAMILIA E ILUSAO PORRA,ALIAS É MAIS FACIL O LULA GANHAR OU O PSDB QUE O BOLSO,CAPAZ DE CONDENAREM O CARA E MANDAREM PRA JAULA
>maquina de votos confiavel
não caiam nesse meme,por favor.

>tfw less brazlians in my video game lobbies because they're too busy queuing up for several days at a time to get their weekly bread and fried tranny scrotum

I don't see a problem.

>lacraram
I think you have AIDS, sir.
Also, MERDESTINO is a better term for that bunch of microcephalic mongrels.

São Paulo is literally the financial capital of brazil, it is the city that is most subjected to globalization especially american culture, even the state flag is a copy of the US and SP is often called Tupiniquim New York, hence why you get this much american stuff, it is one of the cultural aspects of the city. The rest of the country is not even close to São Paulo, especially since the cities aren't as rich as SP and got their own local culture. São Paulo is so modeled after the US that we even got an Empire State copy building and car mobility and indidualist model over collective transportation is everywhere, also the city and the state has always elected PSDB politicians which are notoriously the most globalists and pro-US parties of Brazil

Let it collapse until China steps in and swipes your nation, then you can uma delicia and try to find a chinese master to bow to.

USA is too busy fighting proxy wars and civil unrest.

>implying China wants us down
they want us strong against the US, see the video which is the Chinese army training ours
youtube.com/watch?v=4yRxEzY2f00