Missy Elliott statue to replace Confederate monument

>Coflin told the Washington Post he's a history buff and a major Elliott fan.
"I wanna show we can honor the positivity that's happening today in Portsmouth and I think no one better suits that than Missy Elliott," he told the publication.

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literally who

missy elliot is a senior airman?

>wearing air force stripes with marine patches
fucking REEEEEEEEE

literally WTF

Pussy don't fail me now
I gotta turn this nigga out
So he don't want nobody else
But me and only me
Pussy don't fail me now
I gotta turn this nigga out
So he don't want nobody else
But me and only me

That is hilarious. Virginia is such a garbage state.

Theres nothing to do but watch the west fall under itself. We need a plague. Or a solar event that wipes out all satellites and internet.

Yeah but "fat classic" missy, or "new skinny pop" missy?

Inscription reads
>Is it worth it? Let me work it. I'll put my thing down flip it and reverse it"-Missy Elliot

>"Who in the fuck is that?"
>Searches for her on youtube
>First link: youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8

This is why liberals needs to die a painful death, seriously. Who would even consider thinking that she needs a statue of some sort? What the fuck is wrong with them..

America, America, America
throwing up statues of celebrities?
WTF are you doing?? You lot have officially lost the plot.

Portsmouth fag here. I lived in the nigger ghetto for 4 years. Missy Eliot is a rapper which every young niglet girl admires in this shitty town.

She was born in Portsmouth and got her rap career started here. You can usually find crack whore mothers playing her music for their daughters, encouraging them to do drugs and be sluts in order to make money for the family.

Oh and basically everyone here has AIDS. Don't come here. Our hospital, murderview, will also kill you.

youtube.com/watch?v=9Pt0RHz_tno

"Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
If you got a big [dick], let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya
Put the pussy on ya like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone ya
Your girl actin' stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don't ya
See my ass and my lips, don't ya
Lost a few pounds and my whips for ya
This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know ya"
- Missy Elliott, positive role model

That's it. I'm officially done with America. Heading to Europa as soon as possible.

why don't we get them to leave the statue and we will let them rename washington dc to missy elliottville

It would be pretty expensive to replace the statue, we need to ask ourselves is it worth it, let me work it, put my thing down and reverse it.

Please note that I'm not kidding about the crack whore thing. My neighbor was a 90 pound addict with 4 kids and no father. I would see her every day, standing on her porch with a baby in her arms. She would always be shaking so hard the child would start crying. Anytime the little girls were out, the addict mother would play Missy Eliot for her kids to dance along with. This song was a regular on her boombox.

Magnificent. Truly magnificent. 500 years later, people will look upon this statue with these lyrics inscribed on the front and think "yes, the people of the past were wise and benevolent, we should strive to be like them".

My friend went to high school there, he said the black chicks in his school were insanely hot. Think there's any truth to that?

>not even a good rapper
>hasn't released anything relevant in years

I hope hey planned this like 15 years ago and just kept putting it off.

nicki minaj statue when

Dunno man, I moved to Portsmouth after college for a variety of reasons. Only had money to live in the ghetto, so there I was. Only have experience with the trashy white/black girls.

Virginia Beach and Norfolk have some cute girls on both spectrum's of course.

>replacing white man statues with niggers
>will get torn down and defaced by citizens even more than old ones did
Gj you fucking geniuses

...

Oh ffs, this is the song lyrics they are engraving.

Shes a four star senior airman.

Hip Hop being mainstream is literally affirmative action.

White guilt faggot's pretending some boon growling "bix nood" over and over while another nig fucks around in the background with a record player he stole earlier that day.

That shit isn't culture.

How does it feel to be laughing stock of the world America? Everybody thinks you've lost the plot.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Most of us are normal it's the left chimping out and the right triggering them by being alive

she was better when she was darker and fatter. but she still da queen! ya, heard?!

He was British, so he might have just had jungle fever due to the novelty of them

It's meant to be a fuck you to whites. This is kikes and niggers in action.

b-but itz nawt raycism cuz it b whyt peepole
u godda hove power pluse prejewdiss

Sacrilege. What will Whites put up with?

This will cause nothing but get every non black on board the GOP, so let them do it.

Mexicans and Asians would be just as appalled as whites if s statue of that monkey went up.

Very possible.

...

what's your name, cause I'm impressed
Can you treat me good, I won't settle for less
You a hot boy, a rock boy
A fun toy, tote a glock boy
Where you live, is it by yourself
Can I move wit? you, do you need some help
I cook boy, I?ll give you more
I?mma fly girl, and I like those

>mfw Missy Elliott is redpilled

All this because of 1 death at a white nationalist rally.

1 death.

Imagine if some neo nazi falseflagged by the CIA goes and kills 30 university students with an AR-15

>user goes to Europe
>realizes its as cucked as America

Theres no escape bud.

This. Is it some sort of rapper?

You know who else came from Shitsmouth? Patton Oswalt.

Europe is actually worse. Consider heading to the Southern Cone to live among the Brainlets.

Rumour has it the inscription on the monument will read:
>I'm a bad mamajama goddammit motherfucker you ain't gotta like me

If the statue is naked then go for the skinny pop

So you're saying now is the perfect time to start my random black celebrity statue making business?

>Justin's face when Burgers are catching up in cucking.

We have antifa mayors in nearly all the big cities, good luck with that, senpai.

how long will in stand?

When the left trolls back.
This is great, frogs raise your flags this statue is made out of kek

1000 years

>Not just keeping the confederate monuments intact while placing a plaque detailing their crimes against the United States and/or humanity

How come no one is being smart about this

Just come to Asia, senpai. Pick your country (just not China)

most can't understand false flags, their small brains can't handle the truth

I hope someone tears it tf down. Or spray paints nigger on it at the very least.

sudoku now lol

America, you have a (((problem))).

This statue replacing is the first step to Communist USA & Tyranny via emergency powers rule.

You are hereby warned. The kikes wont stop until you gas them.

That is all.

YAAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY

#BlackGirlMagic

This has to be satire. They can't honestly be thinking of replacing the mnuments with some fat nigger bitch who does nothing but rap. I'd be against it even if it were a huwite muscian, especially if it were just anoter crapper.

Holy fucking shit, does this stupid site support the crying with laughter emoji? Because I think I need about a million of those right now.

How does it feel, small dicked white boys?

Are you STILL in control?

You have the House, the Senate, the White House, and all those state legislatures you love to brag about whenever someone reminds you Donald Fuckface lost the popular vote in a landslide.

You have them, and you're able to do FUCK ALL about us literally wrecking your culture.

Just accept your new reality.

We still have the most important thing of all: the hearts and minds of the people, and the media that reaches them. Also, the Judiciary to put endless roadblocks in racist bullshit.

You lost.

We won.

We're coming for the real sacred cows of whiteness next: Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Reagan.

Fuck ya'll. By 2020 you'll be seeing statues of Malcolm X, Obama, and fucking Mohammad on every goddamn empty pedestal that used to symbolize white power.

>yfw the welfare system collapses and the gibs run out because white men pay for them

This song is 14 years old.

>Sad frog

your erecting a statue of missy eliott have you gone loony in the head? america save yourself now before it to late.
Thiis shit needs to turn into a European art thread.

I will turn your shrunk head into a landshape

MAKE
IT
STOP

A capitalist mass-media mass-production consumerist degenerate propaganda puppet as symbol for blacks.

pfffftt haha not even nazis could have ruined the image of blacks better than this.

>there are girls younger than that song having sex RIGHT NOW
>and you're still a virgin

she released "Where They From" about 2 years ago. Was pretty good.

have a comfy orthodox contributon

I'm married. Had sex last night in fact ;)

I can post proof.

Though I'll get shit on because my wife is brown.

They could replace it with an angel but no a rapper will do in burgerville

god damn it, fuck this gay earth.

Something must be done. These fucking cuck niggers need to be stopped.

please fucking do this, bring on the bread and circuses, if we are considering this and reporting on it, I'm ready to watch western civilization collapse.

I wish Hitler had won the war

OH HELL NO, I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET

Really? They are building a statue of a woman who wrote a song about giving blowjobs? We are truly lost.

Wow i cannot believe this is really how tasteless the left really is. They could have put up the gayest,africanest, jewest, example up as a statue but they chose a rapper who they will probably have to dress in an adidas suit for anybody to recognize her? I like her songs but I think the Confederate statue is a nobler image atleast. They lost the civil war but thats like a fight with your brother. A GOOD one.

This is the kind of shit they know will upset whites, so, some whites will take to damaging it, now the media can show everyone that whites are just as bad a nig nogs or we are the worst because niggers are supposed to destroy shit.

yeah, that's honestly a pretty valid baiting strategy

Welp.

White Southerner descendant of Confederates pissed as fuck about the statue removal.

But I constantly watch black woman white man porn and "Work It" is one of my favorite masturbating songs. Has Missy Eliot ever had nudes leaked?

Black girls are my fetish... I guess it runs in the family.

>they don't even have an actual respectable nog to build a statue of
kek

might as well build a Rick and Morty statue

So what happens when it goes up only to get vandalized and destroyed three weeks later?

>writing globally distributed news articles about fringe whitehouse.gov joke petitions
I hate the fact that even though I agree with the left and refuse to bow down to ID politics, pol's not memeing when it says CNN sucks and blacks are simpletons. read the onion.

Supports racism and black on black violence

Missy Elliott

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SHE'S A BITCH LYRICS
To the M-I prrrrrrrr, cat like a semi
Nigga stole my car, why'nt you get my
Give yo' ass a black eye
Oh, say bye-bye
I'mma give your body to the sky
Run through your clique
Nigga, you pissed on trip
I'mma have to bust you in your lips
And the whips better have a whole lotta chips
Cuz I ain't for no nigga givin' tips

She's a bitch
When you say my name
Talk mo' junk but won't look my way
She's a bitch
See I got more cheese
So back on up while I roll up my sleeves

She's a bitch
You can't see me, Joe
Get on down while I shoot my flow
She's a bitch
When I do my thing
Got the place on fire, burn it down to flame

Roll up in my car, don't stop, won't stop
I'mma keep in rockin' til the clock don't tock
I'mma keep it hot, light my ass on fire
I'mma grab a philly, go and roll it at the bar
Whatcha talk? Whatcha say? Huh?
Gotta flow, gotta move it slow, huh?
Better you runnin' out the door, huh?
You gon' be a long lost soul, whacha say?

>call before you come, I need to shave my cha-cha

kek or harry potter. good let them. its fucking embarrassing and the radicalized youth of the future will all learn to hate their faggy pop culture because it has become the new status quo

it feels terrible

HaHa yeah the first five Presidents were from there. Let's all just give up and go on welfare and become rappers

your wife shits on you?

Its real........... Words cannot accurately describe how fucking stupid yet hilarious this is. It's like they want to prove Sup Forums right. A confederate war hero is too much and they want to replace it with a rapper who raps badly about being a slut and various other things. Pathetic....

do something faggot

she looks like a shit hamster

I think its that chick who was doing Steve Martin in that one movie.