Sup Forums, would you rather be stuck in a room full of Islamists or Communists?

Sup Forums, would you rather be stuck in a room full of Islamists or Communists?

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commies will share their stuff with you if you accept their ideology
islamists will take your foreskins if you accept their ideology
sounds like a clear choice, user

>both radical, evil dogmas
>both probably smell about the same
>both probably want to cut off my benis
>both covered head to toe in black
>both want me to convert to islam or die
>both speak intelligible gibberish

commies can be cucked easier, however if you're wearing an imam outfit....

wahh differing opinions and cultures

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Definitely, definitely islamists.

First I would ask myself how the fuck did I ended up in that situation.

the commies will have vodka

Commie. At least I know we can sign a non aggression pact.

not the current year ones, they will have gluten free avacado toast

>both want me to convert to islam or die
hahahahah afgahnistan 1979-1988 omg

benis

Communists
>The 2-minute hate is a lot shorter and more convenient than all those prayer sessions

>shill for soros

Them: "Islamaphobia is at an all time high. We need a new boogyman George."

Soros: "Ok ok ok I'll fund some Communist civilian proletariats to riot."

muslims. I am a muslim

With commies at least you can pretend to be sympathetic to their ideology. I'm just a kaffir to muslims.

Alternative option
kill them both

you are mistaking liberals with commies, dude

you are mistaking gommies as liberals, my american educated friend

That's like asking whether you'd like to fight to the death against a room full of trained killers vs juvenile trannies.

Commies cause I would survive.

with commies you will be able to keep a conversation about pretty much anything (except politics if you don't agree) Will be able to shoot some guns, drink some beer and eat bacon.

with islamists your head will be at display

Still better than goat cock, though.

Muslims, they're redpilled as fuck on jews, women, and the Nazis