Almighty Kek....God of chaos, memes, happenings, and digits.
If thou provide us with THREE doubles, out of the first 20 posts...thou will bless us with Happenings and Indictments this week.
Hear us now, our Lord, and show us the power.
Amen
***ROLLING FIRST***
USMS user is a LARP.
Nigger
7 more years
Rolling to gas some jews instead
Nothing will happen, Sessions is too giddy with marijuana smokers.
Let me show you how it's done.
PRAISE KEK!! BRING US DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!! KEK WILLS IT!
She's gonna fry
Shitposting thread?
Rolling
(((They))) will be exposed
Kek needs a nap. Aren't you feeling sleepy user?
We need a blood sacrifice.
pls kek maek habbenings
Is Kek in Afghanistan? Is that why Trump wants more soldiers to go in, to safeguard the Society of Thule on the archaeology dig?
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You just have to praise kek, man
Nuclear hellfire will rain down upon the earth, we are in the final stage of the Kali Yuga.
youtube.com
Alex Jones calls out niggers for killing and robbing.
Podest has already been arrest, DWS and Hillary are next, followed by Obama.
It will be the greatest happening of all happenings. America will rise from its ashes like a great Phoenix.
Digits confirm what you know in your heart to be true.
Praise!
Rolling for uneventful week.
KEK is not with us.
He has spoken.
Wait.....^^^^^^ what did he mean by THIS?????
KEK my Lord please take my power
Threadly reminder that this is also a real thing that exists and you should feel blessed if you live far away from that geographical area and have never contracted any Egyptian curses
Checked.
kek is coming back in september, we all know this
I rolled double zeros, the only doubles, on the 21st POST??
Checked
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19th post confirms that you're a faggot
Well shit.
railing for harem of indian/paki qtpies
This is false.
Podesta, Clinton and king Jew Soros going to jail
whatcha think of my altar
KEK told me I was in error, by giving 00s
Kek isn't real, stop with this gay shit.
Utterly incorrect.
KEK is pleased
Phew, for a second I thought.
Literally the ONLY dubbs in this thread, was KEK giving me ZEROS.
I want mah frog boi to succeed. I even got my cats a frog fountain.
Free speech is taken away
Maybe Kek is resting.
Just incase, WILDCARD HAPPENING BUT SOON
No he's mad because we haven't been worshiping him as frequently as we used to and have taken for granite the meme magic he has offered us. May KEK forgive us all.
TURN BACK NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
WORSHIPING IDOLS IS SATANIC
>"The sun shall be turned to darkness,
and the moon to blood,
before the coming of the great and splendid day of the Lord,"
- Acts 2:20 NABRE (New American Bible Revised Edition)
I think that's true, Kek really was a unifying energy
>Hear us now, our Lord, and show us the power.
What's up?
youtube.com
>Rolling to gas some jews instead
Shhhhhh.... you'll clue them into the afterlife and spoil the surprises Kek has in store for the Jews...
Kek will it
S Y N C H R O N I C I T Y
PRAISE HIM, FAGGOTS
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Kek is dead.
Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell is Sup Forumss new God.
it's true
no one checks digits anymore
we have lost the way
Must I do everything??
Praise kek, faggots!
Kelli award will be endorsed by Trump
N-no need for digits anyway.
I love this.
Posting for a civil war, pure chaos.
Kek, please LOL.
Number of Azrael, 972, and Number of the End 723 + 200 = 923 has spoken.
Your false Anexecite god is dead
nk nuke...
accident
>yfw /nu-pol/
ABSOLUTO COSMICO, REGOLARE REALTA
RESPIRO DI UN'IMMAGINE
SINTONIA DI CIVILTA
nothing will happen
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Mods, do your fucking job, this shit is obviously a get thread
#
Get the fuck in here.
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cranked
PRAISE THE DANK LORD KEK
CHECKED
check'd
nice try, alphabet.
PEPE left us because WE gave him to NORMIES.
WE FAILED OUR GOD.
He abandoned /pol.
Pepe is eternal
He will never leave
WHY AREN'T YOU PRAISING HIM NIGGERS DO YOU NOT WANT TO BRING HIS HIGH DANKNESS KEK BACK?
ALL PRAISE KEK THE KING IN GREEN
PRAISE KEK
Fuck off you glow in the dark alphabet nigger this is a place of digits and KEK worship.
praise kek
........or what ever
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if singles Trump dies of a stroke before the first term is through
check'd
KEK will show us the way!
You can't just wipe the queen out this early
Bannon still has to work the culture war and convert the neutrals over to our side
Unless you like getting swarmed by pawns and failing
Oh KEK I roll for trips.
Those that come across this thread fight in Racial Holy War in their lives?
HAIL
True peace awaits
Kek is strange and in-comprehensible. Praise Kek
This is a very nice Pepe
We need a new common goal to unite around. We've been resting on our laurels ever since /ourguy/ got in the whitehouse and it's made us lazy and weak. Our peak was back during the final months of the election, and I haven't really seen Sup Forums do anything impressive since it stole the HWNDU flag from Shia.
what does kek mean by this?
We need another goal?
Maybe you could try doing something about the culture war you're getting smashed by plutocrat scum in
Kek said no culture war?
Does kek demands... violent?
That isn't LARPing the ghost of a dead manlet who got his entire movement annihilated to gas the completely wrong people
>dont go to boston tomorrow
nothing happened
>enjoy it while it lasts bros, the eclipse is on us
nothing happened
>GUIZE NIGGERS IN CHARLOTTESVILLE TALKING TO MAYOR DEFINITE HAPPENING
nothing happened
>Hurr September
nothing will happen
>Soros Trump Spencer Southern shill Liev Schreiber pedo pizzagate podesta
nothing happens
>haha lel guize praise kek! meme magic!
nothing
fucking retards
If doubles or higher, Kek is a faggot?
Kek faggot confirm!!!
Kek is a faggot confirmed!
got em
Turn back to Jesus Christ, our God.
let's worship a luciferian meme some more, surely this will bail us out of the mess we live in