>Wake up the next morning with splitting hangover. >Apparently I took some chick home last night and we fucked like wild animals. >Asshole hurts as much as my head does. >Reach into mouth and pull out a massive pubic hair; then another. >gagreflex.gif >Chick roles over and it's not a chick; it's my old friend Dave wearing a blonde wig and sporting a five o'clock shadow. >Says he's wanted to fuck me for almost a decade and figured getting me plastered and dressing like the girl was the best way to do it. >mffw. >Don't even know what to fucking think. >I was so drunk I fucked a bro I'd known long before he became a trap. >It's also safe to assume to I slobbed his knob, and the pain in my ass isn't a sudden case of stage 4 hemorrhoids. >Tell him if he does GTFO of my pad in the next minute, they'll need more than dental records to identify the body. >He runs out crying calling me an intolerant bigot. >Burn my bedsheets. >Take hour long shower with boiling hot water >Take some solace in the fact that I was so drunk I can't remember any of it. >Swear off drinking and clubs. >Actually follow through. #ABSOLUTNIGHTS #trapsAREgay
Aaron Taylor
>the Absolut state of Sweden.
Xavier Barnes
I can't still be in reality. Is anyone else here? How do we get back?
Juan Bailey
You'll be drinking by next weekend.
Julian Miller
seems like inter-dimensional cable or something eh?
Brayden Long
Absolut disgusting
Ryan Carter
Drinking alcohol tanks your testosterone like you wouldn't believe, especially beer has stuff in it that behaves like estrogen on top of it.
Matthew Wright
Swedes are the goodest of goyim
Jaxson Ward
Enjoy your AIDS
Thomas Perez
#ABSOLUTHARAM
John Brown
fag
Colton Gutierrez
I dunno what's the deal with fucking absolut. One moment I feel okay, drink some more, I'm still fine. Ten minutes after not drinking any, I'm fucking blackout. Or that's just me?
Lincoln Adams
and probably forever more to drown out this fucking mess
Angel Ward
just drink khortytsa mate
Jonathan Lopez
thats meme science
Carson Wright
>his name is Darla now
Evan Wood
>Then I saw Dave, but it wasn't Dave it was Darla
Bentley Cox
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING UP OLD SHIT LIKE ITS NEW
Jeremiah Richardson
>swedish vodka turns you into a tranny
imagine my shock
Luke Clark
>Absolut
Anthony King
pic related is an ACTUAL Absolute World.
Trump shouldnt build a Wall, he should NUKE Mexico, because this is the Final Solution to the Taco Problem.
Joshua Butler
silly Jude, Meheecabnts dont Drink Vodka, but Tequila! if (((Absolut))) made a Map showing Russia with Crimea BEFORE 2014, then i wish i saw the reactions, KEK.
Sebastian Gutierrez
>Meheecabnts
fine, call me a Redneck for this Bad Grammar, FUCK YOU BEANERS.
Thomas Collins
Faggot
Kevin Long
>not making your own vodka and booze in general silly westerners
Adam Moore
Dude dont deny your pleasure invite him back over while u are sober and try it again.. Youre obviously gay if u did it the first time
Brayden Ortiz
That's a real ad from Absolut too. Jesus fucking Christ where does it end?
Thanks Darla!
Michael Lee
>That's a real ad from Absolut
this one too: also:
Jeremiah Cook
Lies... being drunk does not make you lose concious of what your doing, biggest exuse women make
Ryan Martin
see this:
Jason Morales
...
Robert Kelly
That's redpilled though.
Liam Perry
Getting blackout drunk is a thing. Aussies beer may be so shit it takes a six pack to get buzzed but you've had to have gotten that drunk before?
Cooper Cox
Him getting some trap booty while being wasted on vodka is the whole point of being wasted
Blake Gray
I ALSWAYS remembered what happened to me when I was drunk. Honestly, I don't believe people who say they blacked out and don't remember anything, probabaly thy just lying to feel less guilty. So you probably saw and felt Dave's cock, OP. Also you dressed as a girl voluntarily from what I got.
Jace Lopez
FUCKING STOP
David Bennett
Seconding this, even times I have ended up passing out I always remember what happened right up until I do.
Hudson Miller
This and, I even retain impulse control. To this day I've never been in a bar fight, driven drunk, or done anything stupid. I have gotten into sober fights outside of bars though.
Must be the scottish blood
Jaxson Barnes
>vodka
Good old Jack or any type of scotch blows that piece a shit away. Hell, even moonshine!
Adrian Green
>my cynicism and bitterness prevent me from getting black out drunk despite how much I drink Feels good man
Oliver Lewis
It's more about the tolerance. If I'm binge drinking for 14 - 21 days straight, then it'll take me about 4 -6 Heineken Tall boys just to feel a buzz.
Aiden Russell
OP is Mike Cernovich on any given weekend
Evan Peterson
>drink Is degenerate
Luis Roberts
not drunk mate, fucking smashed you can remember like 2 pictures in 5 hour night.
Jordan Rogers
nah, the worst thing that happened to me is I passed out, woke up at the morning not realizing what happened and then all the memories flooded in]
this coming from a Russian, we are not very moderate drinkers
Landon Martinez
blacking out is definitely a thing, especially when you mix with xanax
Asher Cooper
>need to be drunk in order to accept trans property
Christian Torres
>OP is a faggot Color me surprised.
Lucas Watson
Ugh, cis gendered bigot much? You had sex with a beautfil WOMAN. Get over it. In fact they only thing that might be problematic is whether or not SHE was in position to consent.
If not, then you raped her.
Brody Thomas
>tfw you're just too good of a person to get your friend drunk enough so that he'll fuck you like a woman
Isaiah Bell
Ah yes I believe this is similar to a good old fashioned "game of pretend"
