>be me
>be average white woman
>go to yoga and shit
>one day a sheboon steps on your yoga mattress
>look at her like
>wouldyoufuckoff.jpeg
>sheboon remains on your mattress
>starts shouting at you
>before you could say anything, sheboon storms out of the room
>thankgod.jpeg
>go home
>open article
>sheboon wrote an article about how you opressed her by looking at her
>whatthefuck.jpeg
Also, nigress admits having slept white white women just becaus of ther race.
buzzfeed.com
Keep doing God's work user.
Wew that whole thing was oozing with hatred for white women and seasoned with heavy helpings of mental illness.
How the fuck about you just fucking say "Excuse me!" and step the fuck off another person's mat you fucking disgusting rude piece of shit?
people posting non-archived links should be banned tbqh
I tried reading it OP buts its so horrible its sounds like ramblings written by a drunk.
lol, now that white straight men have been moved to the bottom of the totem, who the fuck did you think they would start aiming for next?
Unironically one of the most hateful things I've ever read. More like this please Buzz feed!
>I don’t know if I liked sleeping with white women because I’m queer or because they all smell so good. Like if I pressed my body against theirs and breathed deeply enough, some of their clean might rub off on me. I just wanted to feel clean. I wanted to smell good. These days I mask my smell with the scent of roses and a Burberry perfume I can’t afford and everyone says I smell good but I don’t fuck white women anymore.
Also:
>be me
>business trip
>fly back to Zurich this morning
>2:30h flight duration
>board plane & take a seat
>niglet approaches via the aisle
>please-notyou.jpg
>niglet finds his seat - next to me
>smells like nog
>wewishyouapleasantflightmyass.mp4
Unironic question: why do all niggers stink?
>“Why do white people always want to drop bombs?”
>I don’t know if I liked sleeping with white women because I’m queer or because they all smell so good. Like if I pressed my body against theirs and breathed deeply enough, some of their clean might rub off on me. I just wanted to feel clean. I wanted to smell good. These days I mask my smell with the scent of roses and a Burberry perfume I can’t afford and everyone says I smell good but I don’t fuck white women anymore.
Holy shit these people are legit mentally ill what the FUCK
>Looking at her shiny pug nose felt warm, like toast or wetting the bed, and I was happy alone, watching her through the glass.
God I fucking hate writing like this. I remember some user was explaining what it was called, some sort of retarded attempt write in an older style. The comparison is just stupid as fuck. Her nose felt like pissing myself or toast. This person was actually paid to write that.
Yeah we don't wanna give these shills our traffic directly to their page
>Posts by this ID: 1
Slide... niggers?
Wait, didn't that happen last year?
I admit women smell good, but what the fuck? Perhaps if she took good care of herself she wouldn't have to "rub the clean off a white girl"
Gross and mentally fucked up.
Omg this a crazy person. De-fuggin-railed. Get a funny look, pontificate on the entire history of colonialism that led to this one moment, write a 2000 word essay about it. I knew these people had mental illnesses but I didn't know it was this severe.
>gossiping about yoga pants and mats like little bitches
Gtfo with your gay social issues
Muslim women are so fucking jealous of white women it is unreal.
>Unironic question: why do all niggers stink?
So the blind can hate them too.
At least they're turning on white women more and more. Now they'll finally understand how much niggers hate them.
I don't know user, I have never actually got close to one. Just saw a few tourists mostly. What do they smell like? Is is the general lack of hygene or something else?
isn't it a nigress?
What an incoherent, meandering mess.
what the fuck is that first thought
>"Yesterday I stepped on a white woman’s yoga mat by accident and she looked at me like she had woken up to me standing at the foot of her bed, like I had just suggested we murder her husband and run away together."
Uh did she actually want to have sex with this white woman? What a fucking weird thought
Have you ever fucked a negress? I have. They smell like shit. Not literal shit, but bad, like a strong musk, kind of like an animal. White women on the other hand (Well, Greek women, not sure if we count today but anyway) on the other hand smell incredible. Even when they are a little sweaty, their body odor just makes me drool. I love just lying on my girl smelling her skin, it's so relaxing. You can't do that with a negress.
They are not mentally ill. They are just facing the fact that their natural smell is horrible. Same as their faces and same as their hair. So they mask them and try to present them as closer to white.
>isn't it a nigress?
does it matter? She is from "east London" so I assume she is a curry nigger of the highest order.
>She looked at me like I had escaped from a zoo, like a hippo had found its way into this Brooklyn yoga studio
...
Sorry, but tits or gtfo
>Greek women, not sure if we count today but anyway) on the other hand smell incredible
Like Tsatsiki?
>work as a teller at a bank
>have mostly Mexican clientele because one of the bankers is Dominican and our town has like 10,000 FOB beaners
>few blacks too, these were the only people who ever tried to defraud me with fake checks
>one nigress in particular was the fucking worst; Annabelle
>short, rotund, hideously ugly, but her smell was SO BAD that as soon as she opened her mouth it almost suffocated me
>she always came to my window
>co-workers were baffled that I was able to withstand it
You're right, man they are so fucking disgusting.
Some more gems
>the kids are playing kiss-chase. It was a playground game and potential site of trauma for many of us, where boys chased girls and girls chased boys, and if you were caught you were kissed.
>TRAUMA
>I didn’t play because I didn’t want to chase the boys and also I wasn’t invited to play because the boys certainly did not want to chase me,
> lost somewhere in the space between wanting to kiss her and wanting to be her.
>We are taught to walk home with our keys between our fingers for protection from men in the night,
>I dug my bare foot into the purple yoga mat and held the white woman’s gaze.
> I write, I make sly remarks to people I love, I cut myself,
>be me
>go to gym
>have to shower before I start because its so fucking hot here
>shower after
>have to use lotion because water drying out much skin now
Feels bad mang.
>Woman
>White woman
>White woman posting on Sup Forums
>White woman saying things like "sheboon" and "nigress"
SOUNDS.
FUCKING.
LEGIT.
YOU.
REALLY.
ARE.
A WHITE FEMALE.
>Have you ever fucked a negress? I have.
user, please.
>be an unsteady fat fuck who has no business in a yoga class if you can't contaminate the mats of others
>get glared at in a disgusted manner because you've done something disgusting
>racist tirade focusing on all of the 'oppression' they'd ever experienced
Why are niggers so easily hurt in their undeveloped feefees?
well, if we had pita before maybe. But no seriously, the difference is night and day. I can not imagine how it would be to sleep next to a black woman every night.
Odor is the most prominent racial difference. Racemixing is entirely dependent on indoor plumbing--it's a disease of civilization. We made things too comfy and our genome is paying for it.
wow, maybe it would have been better for her if she stayed in africa with her people?
How the fuck did you find a nigger in Greece?
I had a Greek GF once. Miss her :(
is this another psyop? doubling words seems quite common lately.
As I have the racism simulator extension, the article reads "Jewish men drive me crazy!"
I raise the same defense as the Irish in Australia. I was really drunk and really horny. And she had a nice ass and tits. It was either go fuck her in the beach or go home to masturbate to trap porn and I was kind of tired of option B.
I hear the USA is really losing the demographic battle. Good luck ameribro, would hate to see a beautiful country like yours reduced to the levels of Brazil.
posting non-archived jew propaganda is haram fAm
They lack abstract thought because they have no written language. When they encounter it they rage.
>implying that long-time lurkers can't reproduce the language here
>also implying that the OP post wasn't written from the perpective of the woman in the article
>rekt
We have tourists you know, mostly British. She was British (not ethnically of course), from London.
Our women are pretty good I'll admit that, as angry as they sometimes make me. Certainly better than the average British or German slag. No offense guys but you know it's true. Western women are pretty fucked in the head.
>stepping on someone elses yoga mat
Thats just rude.
You had sex with a tourist?
Man, you must be good at this.
You're famous, user.
When the history of whites is written, you shall be our Rosa Parks.
You refused to give up your yoga mat to the privileged black.
Read about half of it and she genuinely sounds like a full blown institutional crazy case.
Just read the last little section it reminds of a serial killers memoir, she wants to take the smell of white woman?
Wow, I could imagine how a niggres, nigger or a nigger would react to me, I would have said something pretty rude.
It's my nature to call idiots out as I see them, it has gotten me into many problems over the years.
This political atmosphere is toxic !
Yeah, it's shitty, aristocratic prose.
I mean, not really. Having sex with tourists in Greece is notoriously easy. It's how most of our boys lose their virginity. Is it not the same everyone? I am not even that attractive, a bit overweight and balding even, but decent tourist chicks are a staple of summer.
>an uncomfortably overblown interest in our lives (especially when they find out we have heritage from Egypt or other suitably palatable brown countries their ancestors have stolen from)
WE
Daily reminder that black feminists have an inferiority complex so they try to tear down black men to make them attainable. This is all about getting the white cock.
It was an incoherent, rambling mess.
Was it a bunch of separate tweets jammed together on one page?
>like a
>like she
>like the
She even writes like a diversity hire.
Because leaf, the nigger hates itself as much as we do, maybe more. It's entire existence is littered with insecurities and self destruction. Why do you think their "communities" are always ravaged by violence and greed? It's far worse than just being stupid.
>hippo
I thought the jews were the original egyptians, and the ones "exiled" from ancient egypt grew into the jews of israel today right?
Literally the most incoherent thing I've ever read in my life. This cunt got paid to write this? Just let the nukes fly already.
Huh.
Ours are quite picky in comparison. If anything, a tourist would be able to fuck more local women here.
> It was either go fuck [a nigress] in the beach or go home to masturbate to trap porn and I was kind of tired of option B.
>trap porn
They don't batch good enough or very often. Blacks that I have met don't smell, niggers in the other hand...
Ah I see. Well I guess we are lucky, ours want you to either have a good body or just be romantic and ask them about themselves and stuff. Picky is certainly not the way I would describe them.
Nothing wrong with trap porn, as long as realize that it's pretty fucking gay and don't do it in real life. I have never had an interest in a guy in real life, I just like watching degenerate shit. Growing up with Internet can do this to you, regular porn is completely uninteresting to me.
author is a turdskin (paki?), not a nig
still utter batshit, of course
>>be me
>>be average white woman
>>go to yoga and shit
>>one day a sheboon steps on your yoga mattress
>she stands close to me
>is sniffing my hair
>I can smell a thick mask of cocoa butter over what smells like a wet trash can and rotten chicken
>>look at her like
>>wouldyoufuckoff.jpeg
>>sheboon remains on your mattress
>hard crusty feet drippin sweat on my mattress
>she starts monkey gripping the mattress with her toes
>>starts shouting at you
>>before you could say anything, sheboon storms out of the room
>>thankgod.jpeg
>>go home
>>open article
>>sheboon wrote an article about how you opressed her by looking at her
>>whatthefuck.jpeg
Added a few bits
Disgusting.
A few factors, mainly hygiene habits and needing various oils, creams and chemicals to try and force their body to take on white traits, all while not savoring the irony at all.
I heard that there's some african related gene buggery that makes darkes sweat smell like piss, or some chemical mix...i have no idea if it's actually true, but I will say midnight-american sweat is not fucking human sweat.
Allahu akbar!
>go into hysterics because someone gives you a look after you stepped on their stuff
>write a long-ass pretentious rant about how damaging the white gaze is or whatever and how that white bitch only looked at you because you were black, and not because you were stepping on her stuff
>blame white women for being delicate
oh my fucking god
Niggers smell because they literally sweat urine or something in urine. The next time you piss squat down and bring your nose inside the toilet bowel-- you'll recognize the smell.
This is the most fascinating look into someone's mind I've ever seen. This article is literally who she is as a person. YIKES
It's something to do with niggers having lived in hot climates with limited supplies of water. Instead of the body urinating and eliminating certain waste, it adapted to eliminating the waste through sweating as niggers went long periods without urinating due to a lack of water.
>especially when they find out we have heritage from Egypt or other suitably palatable brown countries their ancestors have stolen from
WE
>Black
Always light skinned mixed bitches
>Be lesbian who is self-absorbed into all of her special qualities and neuroses
>Step on cute white woman's mat in passive-aggressive attempt to flirt with her
>When she looks at me all confused like WTF, feel rejected
>Write slanderous article about this random woman because she didn't hit on me
>Be lesbian who behaves just like a straight woman and in reality isn't special in any way
aishamirza.net
>a fucking bearded lady
Why are you hiding behind a proxy, Simon?
Relating to why niggers smell so goddamn bad:
I went to a trade school in Flint, Michigan for a little over a year. I was the most bluepilled faggot beforehand. Time with niggers as a minority white has a direct relation to the darkness of your racial redpill. During general discussion in the dorms:
>talking with some of the tiny handful of white kids there
>blacks wandering in and out of group offering comments because niggers
>friend says he needs to get a new soap, ask why
>says he got some shit with minty crap in it, which is nice, but minty fresh asscrack is a bit much
>Nog wobbles in
>"Nigga you da gay as fuck mayn, playin' wit yo ass"
>"I'm not shoving the fucking bottle up my ass like you do Ja'qua'dar-Jones-Washington"
>"ayyo fuck yo bitchass whiteboy fuckin' head-ass bitch, yo don' touch yo ass"
>amid billshit, make discovery
>huge percentage of black males NEVER wash their ass
>just let water run over it, that;s it
>will wash balls with the loving attention of a faggot poodle breeder, but not ass
I don't know how common this is, but the percentage seems to be high. Don't get me started on fucking nog females, they may tart themselves up to walk around, but they leave shit, piss and blood fucking EVERYWHERE. A nog female bathroom will look like a fucking civil war battlefield within a week.
I've heard that, too. Apparently they feel like they're faggots if they go anywhere near their asshole.
You are a degenerate faggot if you touch your asshole in any way.
That's the fucking jaw-dropping shit about it though. If you do anything near your butt, for whatever reason, you're a faggot. Yet, if you slam man ass like you're trying to dig the prize out of a kinder egg with a spoon, you're totally fine.
Blacks are the quickest to turn faggot, you have no goddamn idea. It is entirely "git dat dick wet, skeet skeet", that's all that fucking matters. It's probably why they're getting along with antifa, go call whitey a faggot, kick some doors and steal some shit, then go plow man butt in an alley while they cry about reparations for you, it's a goddamn jigaboo dreamland.
I know you'll never like up to precious goat butthole, Ahmed, but for fuck's sake at least put the effort in. If you can reduce the ass and catfood smell impregnating your flesh, I bet you'd be able to step up to pig...maybe even horse!
she's ripping off joyce, ironic since he is the whitest man
When you wet the bed first it is warm then it gets cold. His mother put on the oilsheet. That had the queer smell. His mother had a nicer smell than his father.
Honestly who reads this trash it's so self absorbed and hard to follow.
99% of these chicks push out art that consists of slightly overexposed selfies and nature landscapes with some kind of emotionally charged esoteric writing - then they fancy themselves the next Leibovitz or some shit. She probably paid $20k a semester at art school too.
they keep washing up on the beaches
Girls smell good. I use to smell my girlfriend's armpits while we were fucking.
Like sweaty salty shit. Not even being ironic they smell like someone just ran a mile, slept in their sweaty clothes, then covered themselves in actual feces and salt.
...
What do you mean by 'wash your ass'? Do you fags actually slide your soapy hand in between your ass cheeks? Who in fuck's name actually does that? Who the fuck can even reach that far to shove their hand in between their ass cheeks? Do you just get shit all over your butt cheeks or something?
I am convinced that people who need advanced ways of cleaning their ass are either absolute fucking pigs who somehow get actual feces all over their butt cheeks or fags who just want an excuse to squirt water up their ass, finger their asshole, or shove entire bars of soap up their ass. I have never had such a dirty ass that I actually had to dedicate to cleaning it in the shower.
>Who the fuck can even reach that far
How fat are you? I'd honestly just like to know.
>I dug my bare foot into the purple yoga mat and held the white woman’s gaze.
Stop touching my shit with your sweaty foot, and maybe I won't scowl at you. Goddamn. Stupid cunt making everything about race, it's about basic hygiene.
Welcome nignog
>who the fuck can even reach that far to shove their hand in between their ass cheeks
People who aren't disgustingly obese. Are you telling me you don't wipe your ass either? How do you know your ass is clean if you can't even reach it? I bet your ass is full of leftover shit and you stink too.