The CIA is recruiting from my university. Should I apply?

The CIA is recruiting from my university. Should I apply?

do you really believe you are CIA nigger material?

no

Yes, of course you should. It would be the opportunity of a lifetime

Yes.
I will personally have to hurt you if you ever dear to threaten the socialist motherland.

Yes. Be a good goy & serve your Queen.

I mean...your country...

run them over with your car

yes, just say you are a shitposter and they wont even do an interview, instahired

Do you glow in the dark?

Do you want to become the equivalent of Agent Smith in the Matrix? Are you a psychopath? Then by all means yes.

Fuck yeah.
There's literally no downside to being a spook.

Yes. If you can't beat (((them))) join (((them)))

If you get the (((job))), tell Jack Probiotic, Posbiec? to fuck off.

Don't. The CIA is a loser club. They didn't predict Soviet Union coming down, they didn't predict the fall of the Berlin Wall, their information about WMD in Irak was dead wrong. They are useless.

Plus if you do, the noobs are always sent to shitholes that senior agents don't want to go to. You'll probably be assigned to talk to poo-in-loos who don't wash their hands and recruit them for pathetic schemes. Oh and when they don't need you anymore, they will silence you.

That would be fucking cool. Do it faggot.

>fucking around scheming with poos
sounds fucking fun

Fuck no. CIA is lame.

Tell me about Pajeet! Why does he poo in the loo?

kek the cia had a information session at the community college I went to to knock my liberal arts requirements out of the way

I think they're just pulling your leg only ivy leaguers and former us military intelligence have a chance

If you want change, be in a place you can make change.

Do you think theyll link you to your Sup Forums posting history filed at the NSA?

Sure, join the ZOG and when you'll get betrayed and killed by your (((greatest ally))) you'll get a nice star on that wall of traitors.

Come to Finland and we'll ship you to the FSB to be drilled by power tools.

infiltrate and subvert

be a undercover and leak infomation

OP should Banepost throughout his application

Yes join and fix it from the inside

The CIA is a criminal bunch of Jewish minions, but that doesn't mean that infiltrating their organisation and getting paid for it is a bad thing.

You have to be pragmatic, but in your heart always loyal to the risen Christ.

Except the mental trauma and possible torture then execution.

If I was recruited by the CIA I would 100% copy CIA's mannerisms

Have you not seen that Colin Farrell and al pacino movie lol

Maybe he's wondering why you'd take a dump on a man before throwing him under a cow

>being mormon
>2017

The salary is shit and you're literally serving Soros / The Rothschild

Why would you join

>Should I apply?
I don't care but if you do I will HAVE to plow you down in my car, you fucking CIA nigger

You could get paid to Lurk and shit post.

IDK, I was in Excelsior, they'd probably want me if they didn't want to quarantine me.

they don't accept weebs who post on Sup Forums

Shut up you little faggot

Yes you stupid shit, don't even ask that question, get the fuck in there, and be a presence for the good guys. The CIA is a mixed bag of ideological fucks battling it out constantly for control of the organization and influence over the country - Do your part.

Government jobs are always nice if you want a good pension and to work as little as possible also you won't be fired very easily

Yes. Regardless of what people say on Sup Forums they get a magic "do whatever the fuck I want and get away with it badge" PLUS CIA has black budget, all the money you could ever want forever and ever.

Dank memes locked away from the public eye

Of Course!

>all the money you could ever want forever and ever.

But I don't want money

CIA only recruits pawns in the public

Cocaine dude lmao

Still the "do whatever you want" badge.

If you wanna get used for a mission then killed that's up to you.

absolutely nigger

Does the recruiter have a (((hook-nose)))?

If you know 3 languages you can make 6 figures.

Ofc. You guys are going to have your own vault when the hell fire comes.

underrated post

Do you want to expose them as being kike puppets? I can help you