My country is now officially mad max

>be me
>catch a nigger on my yard about a week ago
>beat him to a pulp and tell him i will kill him next time i see him
>call police cause i need a case number for damage the intruder caused for insurance purposes
>2 black police officers arrive and asked me what happened
>tell them i was having breakfast early in the morning and when i looked up i saw this black guy in my kitchen, he ran and i caught him
>told them i beat him up etc
>they told me next time i catch someone like that i must just shoot him and dump his body next the road at night

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>Get a neostead
> set up a target in garden
> have a braai with friends
> drink a castle
> wait for burgular to nump fence
> blast him
> 20 points

Keep a diary bruv. This is Burgerland in 20-30 years, they will need your insights.

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Very believable story friend, very cool.
Is this true?

>i saw this black guy in my kitchen
sure he was in your kitchen

bout 4 years ago i woke up, went to make some coffee. looked out of the kitchen window and saw a naked nigger lying on my lawn. went out and shouted at him to fuck off. he jumped up and shouted "this is los angeles I am free!" then he ran off.

> go to work
> open twitter
> boss posted some BLM shit
> walk over to his desk and knock his steaming coffee onto his lap while screaming about 'no race traitor cuck is going to work in my office without feeling the full force of ten thousand years of white culture' and stuff
> all of the white men in the office stand up and light tiki torches
> we form a violent mob and start going cubicle to cubicle assaulting known and suspected jews, declaring ourselves judge, jury, and executioners of the newly founded Trump-led white ethnostate
> nonwhites flee the nation over the next year, resulting in a white nation that will go on to travel the galaxy and reach man's highest potential amongst the stars
> mad max

I might move to South Africa. It'll be nice to help y'all when stuff kicks off

en ja dis waar

They're absolutely correct, you should send a message to all of the would be intruders. Wounds heal but death is finite.
>Captcha: road road

Fug

I'm jealous as fuck desu senpai

>My country is now officially mad max
Shitty remake like always.
Nothing to do with the movies

south africans regard spanish people as niggers

you can say what ever you want.

Bedankt vriend.

In de OP overdreef je toch of zijn negers echt zo eng?

Are you white ? if yes why you still living there

kys nigger Spaniard

>must just shoot him and dump his body next the road at night
damn

in my op het ek die waarheid vertel
ek het niks oordryf nie

So? Some finnish people do too. I'm not american I'm not triggered by that word.

Exactly... That's why I'm here.

Still a 2/10 story.

You mean like Afrikaners? Or actual niggers living in South Africa? Because if the niggers there think Spaniards are niggers then I think there's something off about their thought process

i am the youngest of three children. both my older siblings have already left.

My mom doesnt wanna leave, and i will stay here till she decides to leave or till she dies.

>beat a black thief
>black cops from racist government show up
>actually side with you
This went better than expected. Hope those two have a good life. In Africa.

When will nigger lives matter respect other niggers' lives! You are phonies!

Jammer want de meisjes kunnen wel schattig zijn.

*braak*

randstadt?

Not this one.

Anyone remember that Russian blog post about South Africa?
It was from late 90s or early 2000s talking about all the niggers coming off the plains and entering the cities and making them anarchic shitholes. How they would take over office buildings and use the elevator shafts as giant toilets. How everyone stayed out of the cities, and those who lived there did so in fortified buildings connected via bridges. You guys know what I'm talking about?

The guy whose taxi driver took them through the city? it used to be posted all the time, I'm sure someone has it

>they told me next time i catch someone like that i must just shoot him and dump his body next the road at night


fucking brutal m8

Nee, klein dorpje.

I like your police. Home invaders should always be killed.

slechte smaak man

>be me
>black guy breaks into my kitchen
>beat him up
>call 911
>black cops arrest me for beating up Black Muslim intruder
>judge is Black Muslim
>sentences me to 5 years
>prison bunk mate is Black Muslim I beat up
>he rapes me
>I'm his bitch now
>we get out of prison together
>move in together into my house
>gay marriage
>fight allot about Islam
>get gay Divorce
>divorce just is Black Muslim
>My hat ex husband gets my house
>I break into his kitchen that used to be my house
>He shoots me
>Tells police I'm white supremacist
>I get life in prison
>Become Black Muslim sex slave in prison and get AIDS
>Convert to Islam
>Beheaded in prison because I picked the wrong Islam sect
>Go to heaven
>Jesus sends me to hell for picking Islam
>Satan laughs at me while I'm getting raped by demons of hell
>Meet the girl from Boston who got run over by the Dodge
>Turns out she was a Satanist
>I'm really into fat satanists
>Score?

10/10 advice

Seriously though, when you're living in a warzone, it's warzone rules. Godspeed OP.

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Fuck me, I take it you're Afrikaaner? Or are you anglo? Either way those niggers down there are fucking nuts.

underrated post

Mine your property, OP

Yeah. Trowing garbage into the elevator shaft and defecating in them.
They had to move out when the shit started to come out, and occupy other buildings.
They had armed guards to prevent this from happening. Can't find the source though.

>this is los angeles
realest shit I heard this month

gekke mensen

>Dear diary, ghoul on my land, shot him. Had a braai to celebrate.
>Dear diary, 2 ghouls this time. Only dug one hole.
>Dear diary, 4 today as I was choosing in my comfy Rhodie short shorts, decided to just leave a pit and start burning
>Dear diary, watched the remake of Attack on Titan, it was meh, shot a burglar but he got away. Welcome distraction from shit animu
>dear diary, found a Hyena eating his corpse today, made me feel like having another braai
>dear

>they told me next time i catch someone like that i must just shoot him and dump his body next the road at night
Why are you complaining? Would love this policy anytime they chimp out.

where was i complaining?

kekd

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Its already happened,
>local guy keep having a group of black youths trying to steal his shit
>catches em an holds em at gun point
>called his brother, the one i learned it from, to show up along with the cops
>nigs loling saying they're underage and claiming theyre gonna do it again
>cops stick em in the car and tell man & bro to next time just shoot em, drag em in the house, and break something

holy kek, I wish our cops told us to do that. I shot my intruders and the cops came after me for taking law into my hands.

Come on you faggot i havent fapped in 18 days.

Yeah I am gonna go to Yellowstone with my water pistol to help put it out when it finally erupts

do it do it do it do it

You're absolutely fucking insane...wanna be best friends?

If you kill your niggers they win

Checked and Kekd. Bravo.

>wish our cops said that
No need to wait for them to say it.

I have hunting knives, ready to go stabby stabby

>dear diary, found a Hyena eating his corpse today, made me feel like having another braai


>dear diary, today I had put down a Hyena, he >caught rabies from the nigger he ate. I cried.

kek

Then lets make them the 1st place team!

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Lol

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What kind of gun do you have?

Before being in your kitchen he was in your bed with your girl :)

You're very funny man, that was a great bait

One day, Brother. One day ...

>be me
>walking at night out of uni
>three niggers(mestizos) approach me
>gimme all u got "gato". (speak in nigger)
>i dont have a cellphone dude sorry
>get shot

i didnt die but looking back would have been better if i had :(

In my country you shoot them dead then call the police to have beers with you before they haul the body away at tax payers expence

That is really sad to read. South Africa was the most developed part of Africa. Shame that it has fallen to chaos.

If Zuma doesnt throw the country into a civil war, Malema will.

So you get shot and get a law suit for racist?

Its the same way in Jamaica. My dad went through a rigurous and lengthy process of obtaining and owning a legal firearm, and when he finally got his gun the police told him he must carry it at all times and shoot down any violent criminal activity he may see, even in broad daylight in the middle town. When you complete the process to carry in Jamaica, the police absolutely expect you to serve as a vigilante. Its a nice change from the beareaucratic nightmare of using a firearm in the US.

>Oh you're broke, ( *shots* ) now you're dead broke"

youtube.com/watch?v=OW07wq_el9E

Whatever white colonists are there they should sell the land and gtfo.

Let them eat each other. That land is savage as fuck.

That trad life. Much respect bro.

>judge is jew

ftfy

BMAF is the fucking future.

Big L's the comfiest

youtube.com/watch?v=PLpZUI4BZwU

search
death of johanesberg
it get you there

desu the italian and germanic settlers in gaul land should do the same and fuck off

Yup.
I wish this guy posted more.

I'm guessing it was not, in fact, Los Angeles?

Fucking LOL!

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>you gettin jiggy wid dat?
u tell me man

>they told me next time i catch someone like that i must just shoot him and dump his body next the road at night

wtf I love south african police now

>nigger governments are redpilled on dealing with niggertry

who woulda thought

>just shoot him and dump his body next the road at night

This is common know2ledge here in brazil, first time my house was robbed the cops said exactly the same thing. Just kill the bandit and quietly get rid of the body. Talked with police plenty of times about this, they honestly want to do a proper job but the laws are all retarded due to previous commie government, so you better just deal with it yourself, if you involve the state you might end up in court for shooting a home invader.

That would mean they already lost control. And OP's pic is most suiting.

>tfw SJWs honestly think this is happening right now

score.

At least they admit it.

have you stockpiled weapon and ammunition?

>braai
>castle
>nump
what did the Bong mean by this?

Nigger is a hell of a drug

sounds like acid abuse

me too

imo hes got out or dead
either that or shit stopped happening, which seems unlikely...

>>judge is Black Muslim
Doubt

>judge is a jewish woman
ftfy

>they told me next time i catch someone like that i must just shoot him and dump his body next the road at night
Nice, gotta love how the niggers don't give a shit about each other

>mfw this happens at my job
>all the shit developers are white
>they get fired and replaced by qt3.14 azns that are also vastly more competent and less lazy than wh*te developers