Brit/pol/ - Cecil Rhodes edition

>Toppling statues? Here’s why Nelson’s column should be next
unvis.it/www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/22/toppling-statues-nelsons-column-should-be-next-slavery

>Conservatives were just 533 votes from Commons majority
unvis.it/ft.com/content/07e75438-836d-11e7-a4ce-15b2513cb3ff

>UK General Election 2017: 1.8 million Scots votes 'wasted'
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40991615

>Quantitative easing is like heroin, says former Treasury official
unvis.it/theguardian.com/business/2017/aug/21/quantitative-easing-heroin-treasury-lord-macpherson-qe-financial-crash

>‘Scandal’ as £3.6bn handed to three firms
unvis.it/yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/scandal-as-3-6bn-handed-to-three-firms-1-8714156

>“It was like a religious ceremony”: What happened at Big Ben’s final bong?
unvis.it/newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/08/it-was-religious-ceremony-what-happened-big-ben-s-final-bong

>UK Supermarket ‘Sold Sausages and Ham Infected With Hepatitis’
unvis.it/novinite.com/articles/182502/UK Supermarket ‘Sold Sausages and Ham Infected With Hepatitis’

>Brexit: UK publishes more EU negotiation plans
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40997985

>Prince Charles's popularity slumps to new low ahead of anniversary of Diana's death
unvis.it/uk.news.yahoo.com/prince-charless-popularity-slumps-new-low-ahead-anniversary-dianas-death-103834088.html

>Tony Blair should be prosecuted over Iraq war, high court hears
unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/05/tony-blair-should-be-prosecuted-over-iraq-war-high-court-hears

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Neck yourself faggot.

Hello.

Sorry Brits, but there is no way we can have a free movement deal with you.

See, we Americans are a homogeneous melting-pot society. We love freedom, guns, and money. We don't take vacations, we don't have chavs, we don't have sex before marriage.

We farm, we fix cars, and we invent things in our garages. We get our hands dirty.

We ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have you imbeciles traveling freely to the most powerful nation in the world because subhumans like you will take us down from the top just like you did with your own country after WWII.

Anyone here play victoria 2?

GAS THE GAYS

>sargon of cuckad

Yeah, nah mate.

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>See you later, Theresa! Shut the door on your way out!

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I'm mainly an EU guy (pleb I know) but I've played Vic 2 a few times.

Whose the catlady man then? I want to abuse you some more

Are you the yank taking our lad Shooting?

>Build bridges, not walls!

Rhodes was a greedy, vile pig, and if the niggers and pakis hadn't turned this into a battlefield over the rights of white people to have a history I wouldn't care about the statue debate.

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Any of you twats ever learn any bjj or boxing? Torn between which soc to join when I go back to uni

Woul you recomend it? I'm sure I saw a thing where you could convert an EU (I think it was EU) into Victoria 2 once your finished but idk. Vic2 is the only Paradox game i've ever played and like it... obv with paradox being a cucked swedish company genocide is not an in-game option so had to make my own event in order to remove non primary/accepted population/cultures.

I can't stop watching shit reality tv like Love Island and Celeb BB. How do I stop?

>STRONG AND STABLE STRONG AND STABLE STRONG AND STABLE STRONG AND STABLE STRONG AND STABLE STRONG AND STABLE STRONG AND

Get in my guard faggot

Threadly reminder frog-face Farage is a (((HITCHENITE)))

Anyone itt ever been to glasto? I live quite close to it but it just doesn't appeal to me.

Rhodes did nothing wrong. Fuck you.

I rearn bjj baby. you wan bjj now or rater? £5 sucky sucky rong time. you big man.

Fuk lads i think my bruv mite be a homersexual? what do i do?

I enjoy the game a lot. It's not as complex as the likes of HOI3 but for what it is, it's an enjoyable game.

no i dont rly listen to music + have no friends + its expensive af and full of commie hippy scum etc. does not appeal to me either.

If it's for self-defence reasons, boxing.

You ever see anyone roll around the floor of a pub trying to lock in a kimura? Yeah, exactly.

Not really. He's more of a Thatcherite and Hitchens loathes Thatcher.

Suck his cock to make sure

A den of boozers, drug addicts and preachy preformers. Leftist me loved it a few years ago. If youre not degenerate you'll probably hate it.

Classic rubber guard wew
Save that for rightly

CK2 is objectively better.

Ugh fuck, I remember when I took a ladyboy to bed by accident.

Stop.

A bullet to the head will cure what ales ya

Vic 2 is good to begin with but you quickly learn the few optimal ways to play and it gets a bit samey. EU is still pretty simple but I always feel like there's more variety, even if it's mostly aesthetic.

The question you want to ask yourself is do
a) want to roll around the floor with sweaty men and have their feet and balls in your face

or

B) do boxing

Like him or not he got the ball rolling for Rhodesia which could have been a paradise had it not been for our backstabbing elite.

Depends on what you're looking for. Credit to paradox CK2, EU4, HoI, V2 and stellaris are all very different games not just the period so theres something there for every autist.

My ni guh, that's some top shelf material.

A few megatons on Oxbridge and Camridge Mass. would do us both some good I should think, my brit friends.

rokay i rower price £3, you reary now big man? ohhHHHH i rove the big crock rou got

I attend an MMA gym which also offers boxing and BJJ among others. I would recommend giving both a go and see what you like. Preferably do both really if you can.

Guess that solves it for me easily

Boxing first mate. If I was starting again I'd do boxing then judo

Those 2 brothers are/were uber-britcucks. Please delete.

>Just got back from the dominatrix
Alright... That's the last time I do it.

It's weird how expensive it is. They don't even say who's playing till most of the tickets are gone.
>no i dont rly listen to music
Fair enough. You just don't like it or ?
Was it being around so much degeneracy that caused you to turn away from the left? pls say yes

Fug. What happened lad?

RHY NO FUCC IT TAKE AROT TO ROOK THIS GOOD U KNO
U FUCC
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God bless Sup Forums x filter system.

Into le bin you go!

wtf i have wrists as thin as the one in blue...am i low test?

Quality bait
Look at all these fish biting

How long until the country isn't shit anymore?

Just out of interest do your president trump threads get shitted up with brit flags?

I'd say boxing or some other striking art because it's more useful outside of a one on one scenario.

Go learn some standing submissions though because, if the situation allows for it, you're much less likely to do them permanent harm or accidentally kill them.

Finding Christ turned me away from that life and the left.

BOW DOWN YOU SHITS YOUR KING DEMANDS IT

Don't talk to him, he's just trolling at this point. He made a stupid comment last thread and now he's doubled down instead of admitting it.

Really? Where was he?

He's talking our friend shooting, he's sound really.

Saw him doing whippets behind the bins at b&m

Yeah that pisses me off too (the cost) its for a bunch of upper middle class hippy Champagne socialists, i never go to other festivals, are they also similary expensive?

I dont dislike all music, some songs are decent but only time I actually listen to music is when driving and having the radio on

KEk because I've watched UFC for ages I sometimes wonder if I get into a fight if I could implement some of the guillotines that I've seen just from watching it so many times

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I don't go on those threads often but the Britposters seem pretty good generally. Usually coherent and informative posts.

I just like lurking Britpol due to my raging Anglophilia

Under the bed.

I want to visit a dominatrix sometime.

t. humiliation fetish haver

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Are you the user that fucked the 40 year old prossie the other day as well?

Another tip: If you're looking to break up a fight pull away the lad who's losing.

>Was it being around so much degeneracy that caused you to turn away from the left? pls say yes

True for me lad.

Is London Mayor as fucked up as Charlottesville Deputy Mayor Wes Bellamy?

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This is best advice or let one person win first

Dw mate it's not for situations like that, I know how to throw proper punches anyway so odds are I have an advantage over a regular lad. Just want to actually get the cardio from boxing and just learn a bit more as I'm a novice really

The mother has had a very tough year lads. Know that I'd be able to put a smile on her face if I managed to find myself a loving wife and provide her some grandchildren, but I shan't be doing that for a variety of years (the main one being that I'm ugly)

ooo baby you want some real anglophilia

>Men looking up to Sadiq Khan
>Ever

Is this real?
I don't like saddick khan but hes not that bad

Carry on Ameribro.

Best thing about boxing, you learn how to take hits and deal with it. It will get you fit as well

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If you aren't larping, provide ur email and I will do a proper one

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fuckin' kek mate

Fair enough, I just wanted the opportunity to throw out that bit of advice because I always liked it ever since an old boy taught me it.

How do people link off thread? I am weak

Buy her some flowers.

Yeah always wanted to box from a young age as I've always been quick and have a good build and good reaction speed. So hopefully go for a couple of months and maybe spar in practice (?) no clue how soon you can start

>that Pornhub vid from years ago where the other babe channel lass is taking liberties and groping her

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Are these real? Surely thats headline news over there

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Not everyone.

Lurk more.

Seriously though, the same way they link in-thread you dumb cunt.

Unless you enjoy headaches you don't want to spar often.

>black person in america doesn't like white people
the scandal of the century

Pretty much that, but you'll start pad work, focus mitts etc almost straight away

Yeah it's useful in clubs, seen things kick off plenty of time and if it's close I'll always try to separate it and pull or push whoever away generally.

Saw some huge lad beat the fuck into this scrawny small lad with glasses for no reason in a moshpit once. Couldn't get anywhere close to it and it was done after one anyway