>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Half an hour ago. Two large sticks of dynamite went off.
Josiah Anderson
Have a bump, Roberts.
Aiden Turner
>ten male blacks on the corner selling drugs and guns
Somebody must have made a noise complaint again.
Benjamin Perry
A bullet fell off his body while he was being brought in.
Brody Morgan
>go look for a crime scene on Sacramento
Jackson Reyes
>ten male blacks on the corner selling drugs and guns
Impossible.
Adam Rodriguez
>that feeling when you've been away from /cpd comfy/ too long. >Jimmies un-rustling and keys checking.
Lord we gather around for another night of Robert tales, the blue server of the city and taker of calls, followers of sassy and crabby, lusters of QT. At Sup Forums we gather for the battle against male black yet again. Our keys we check, 10-4.
Christopher Gutierrez
Large group of asian males and females fighting in the street.
John Lee
Fucking noise complaints. How's a nigger not to set off TNT.
Bentley Hill
But I mean, that has to be code word for something. Who owns or has a legitimate use for large sticks of dynamite in Chicago?
Kevin Bennett
Demolition contractorsmaybe?
Michael Sanders
Before the dynamite thing, they announced that two senior women were trenspassing on a construction site but I don't know if the two things are connected. Also be careful. She resisted police in the past.
Grayson Murphy
>heard two loud screams from a female voice
Hudson Long
>implying noise complaint retaliation isn't a legit use of dynamite
Owen Davis
The situation is escalating. No further information.
Jacob Wood
>woman hit by a car >something at the autism awareness event
Henry Cook
>gun in the book bag
It is back to school season
Benjamin Perez
Sounds like there's a fire
Elijah Taylor
OH BOY ANOTHER CANCEROUS GENERAL WE NEED MORE GENERALS LE Sup Forums IS SO LE WEIRD WE NEED LE SUBREDDITS XDDDDDD AWOOOOOOOO
Noah Perez
Car on fire and laptop robbery.
Jace Evans
>suspicious substance found in a patient's room
Julian Bennett
eat a fucking dick you no fun having non-comfy cuck this is literally the comfiest thing on Sup Forums besides merchant threads
Leo Edwards
The Hero we Need but Don't Deserve. /cpd/ will always be comfy because the shit you hear on it is REAL coon shenanigans, a lot more interesting than ALL CAPS shills spitting Sup Forums lingo with no comprehension to try and fit in.
Mason Howard
>verbally assaulting random people...on the ground?
Colton Perez
Nice...OC?
Andrew Cooper
>37 year old male having a sickle cell crisis
Daniel Flores
Agreed. All we can do is ignore.
Hello again to all anons. This is a comfy thread, please keep it civil. Newcomers/shills/oldbois/oldfags/everythinginbetween: The best Robert threads have always been about attentive listening and collective amazement in our reaction.
I don't care if I sound pathetic, this is the closest I get to talking to people each day and I have a full time IT job/married.
I'm still on an island. Robert thread is like the static-y old radio I have on said island to keep contact with the crumbling world.
Much respect and admiration to my fellow Roberts.
Matthew Clark
I wish but no, he's a detective from an old DS game hotel dusk. one of those "hidden gems" which could blow you away but because it was more book than game it got "meh" reviews. the writing is fantastic though so fuck em. A game made entirely in japan, yet portrays a better cast of American characters than the last 15 years of cinema. I'd recommend emulating it to anyone
Brandon Diaz
What ever could their race be?
Mason Barnes
Good to know, thanks! Robert threads get so much OC, you never know. I like the new styles emerging as we get other anons in here. Not that I have any issue with the glitch/retrowave look, but I also like the clever mash-ups like the stuff you're sharing.
Parker Ross
R E A L R O B E R T H O U R S
Wyatt Moore
>person shot in the inner left leg
I'll take self-inflicted gunshot wounds for $500.
Easton Torres
The protagonist is pretty much our inner spirit animal... an anti-social ex-cop who constantly tells people he doesn't give a fuck, but only because life and people kept letting him down and on the inside he wants shit to work out for everyone, even though the human race continues downward
Nicholas Ross
Shots Fired
Jose Roberts
Comfy screenshots I'm looking at right now. Definitely going to grab this game. We have a DS kicking around here somewhere...
The footstep sound is fantastic. I really love the ambiance, music...looks like a 10/10. My wife plays the DS more than me and she seems keen on this one as well. We always spend Saturday mornings together; watching a movie, playing a card/video game--looks like this will be the ticket. Thanks user!
Isaac Bennett
>Dead body over there.
Andrew Cook
it's almost like a visual novel is VNs had more point and click elements, touch everything and you will fall in love with Hyde's dialogue. I used to play it before bed, very good mystery aesthetic
Jaxson Morgan
Sac sucks. Take it from me, I live here
Jacob Anderson
Evening Roberts.
Noah Campbell
>people rolling a dumpster in front of the location >looks like they're trying to take down the fence
Michael Hernandez
>people rolling a dumpster
Camden Myers
Antifa?
Colton Ramirez
Dumpster-Based Tactics are their forte. I wouldn't be surprised.
Julian Scott
>male Hispanic throwing up gang signs
Kayden Martin
>they choked him >he's got glass in his eye
Dominic Jones
Gold country fag here, can confirm. Im curious; why do you live in (bal)sac user? Pic semi related.
Austin Bell
Checking in roberts
Eli Cooper
>male is hallucinating and thinks someone is after him
