THE PROPHECY OF THE SHITPOST

Continuing from last thread ((404'd))

Contribute to the prophecy of the shitpost

ACCORDING TO THIS THREAD (and myself)

>It will happen when the weather cools
Fall-winter.
>that's when they'll make their move
(((them)))
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>Three branches will become one
Trump.
>An Island will drift away
Seismic activity or poltical brexit
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill
North Kor. Missle gets roasted
>The Star will GORGE
Israel will expand
>the black flag will fly above the dome
There are many domes. Could be misleading
Mainstream thinking too obvious (isis + jerusalem)
>Belly of the Dragon will drip water
A natural disaster related to water will kill millions of chinkos
>two voices will call out in silence that all will hear
Hasn't happened yet. Other threads disagree.
>a rock will stand on seven hills
Makes reference to Rome.
>The Ravens will starve
Atlanta will declare a state of emergency
>The bear will leave its cave forever
Russia will join the greater (((global))) community
>the rod and the ring will strike
Nuclear war and or meteor impact extinction type event

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hrp.org.uk/tower-of-london/explore/the-ravens/
metro.co.uk/2017/08/21/north-korea-opens-border-dam-without-warning-sending-water-rushing-south-6867089/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Yellowstone erupts or it happens

We're already past the star gorging on clay. That was the eclipse.

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The Ravens (capitalized) will starve

god this is the worst prophecy

I know but the (((mods))) deleted the last thread after only 100 posts.
It's my job to keep being a huge fag about this. I do this for free.

Tower of London. So go the ravens, so goes England.

>>two voices will call out in silence that all will hear

Two symbolic deaths. Two important deaths.

is that a thing?

hrp.org.uk/tower-of-london/explore/the-ravens/

Yes.

well its been fun.
Everyone got zucced.
oh well

>well its been fun.
Pic related. I'd say the ride just got very fucking real.

>>a rock will stand on seven hills
>Makes reference to Rome. NOPE
this.

>when the weather cools
>a rock will stand on 7 hills
>he gets digits

oh shit

WHAT THE SHIT FUCK IS FUCKING HAPPENING. SHIT.

woaw checked
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is this prophecy only in America or world wide?

It seems to be a global type prediction. I don't claim it to be true but here we are.

holy moly gentleman I have the feeling here is something going on

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and it wont stop, what happens here

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The odds are literally 1/11

for fucks sake

Spoilers ahead.

Not sure how all this is gonna go down, but I'm pretty sure the Rod and Ring is the Church. The prophecy said they're trying to force gods hand. That's the goal. However, based on eclipse evidence, when gods hand is forced; a new player will enter the field to keep us from killing each other. Pic related.

i would like to welcome pepe and kek for this feast

He's here!

You don't necessarily know the 7 hills means Rome. A rock standing on 7 hills if it relates to this could mean Antifa and the anti statue league gets stopped hard.

>the rod and the ring will strike
There's many ancient and biblical references of a rod and ring referring to the messiah or something/someone to do good things to those who are evil

"But with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the earth: and he shall smite the earth with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked." Isaiah 11:4 KJV

antifa is to small for this prediction. Sees we talk on a global scale, not that small scrap.

anybody?

What the fuck have we done?
Is this the answer we were looking for?

wew

It's not just antifa though, it's the whole liberal movement starting to try to remove every statue and already destroying statues. If they continue every statue will be gone by next year because the bluepills are convinced to say they'll tear down something like the lincoln memorial is hyperbolic.

It's also probably not a coincidence that the liberal media out in California even reported today the poll where the majority of Americans want to keep the statues right where they are.

Dear god...

inb4 404 - too many deegeets

this is the one that made me realize there is not a fucking chance meme magic isn't real. there is a literal pepe in the heavens.

he can absolutely keep getting away with it

Pls no, this has been a great thread. Thank you lord.

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This is unreal.

PRAISE
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so they're going to go full chimp and pull the statue down during the little rally or whatever, right? So only a rock will stand on 7 hills, the statue removed, and probably being kicked by a fat black girl an sheeeeit

I wish I could go back in time and make the IRAS survey map that spot when Saturn wasn't there.

It's been good.

They're zuccing us right now

what do you mean? what is saturn doing?

Nigger will nog, but in the end, they shall be judged by the lord.

Is OP getting a really Royal Orgasm with this post or am I missing something¿

SUCC

thanks lord

>the belly of the dragon will drip water
>north Korea open dam so I'll way to flood the south

metro.co.uk/2017/08/21/north-korea-opens-border-dam-without-warning-sending-water-rushing-south-6867089/

Jesus this thread is incredible

you are all faggots for worshipping a false prophet
come join the light of islam and be cleansed of your sins

haha kys imam

>This thread.

if allah commands it than i shall

OP is mostly right except for:
>>a rock will stand on seven hills
A new pope.
>The Star will GORGE itself on clay
Israel expanding? Sure. Or Best Korea experiencing another famine.

Yes.

WHUT

Do a flip

Looks like Allah commands it.

kek has spoken sepukku it is

OH SNAP

Bye bye!

Don't encourage him! You know how these terr- i mean muslims are about death.

Holy shit hahahahahha

Suicide by cutting off your dick and swallowing it

HE IS WITH US

Don't kys though that's regrettable

No that was the eclipse

"A rock"
A symbol of permanence, a tribute to the passing of time. Time being the ultimate avatar of chaos. We have to win this battle if we are to seize the prophecy.

mcgregor and holyfield will k.o. eachother
simultaneously.

that is a fucking brilliant gif

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You ASKED FOR IT and KEK giveth.

those aren't the right guys

What did the moon mean by this?

THIS.

If we win this the path will open.

kek will cleanse the earth on October 4, 2017

Honestly I feel bad for non-believers

Where did this prophecy come from

kek

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an ethnic kekistani through the power of kek will put an end to this destruction

You can't predict stuff that's impossible

>he gets digits

>Belly of the Dragon will drip water
Chinese dam break actually makes a lot of sense
>a rock will stand on seven hills
I said in an earlier thread that I think the next Pope becomes a powerful new leader, which is in keeping with St. Malachy's Prophecy of the Popes. He will be known as Peter the Roman
>The bear will leave its cave forever
Presumable Russia, but California is a possibility
>the rod and the ring will strike
This is the tricky one.

Oh fugg

CANADA

didn't even have digits

Aussies just mad that they couldn't monopolise on making prophecies.

Anybody know where the prophecy originated? It's been going around for over a year now.

its fucking happening gents

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pic unrelatedd

IBS HABBEDINGG
::DDDD

>two voices will call out in silence that all will hear
One of them will be moses the lawgiver

>33 posts by this ID

My mission is complete regardles of the outcome

>thinks the dragon refers to their countrys fucking shape and not their cultural iconography as a fucking dragon
you are retarded

who

samefagg
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