Need money for alcohol

>need money for alcohol
>No money because neet and no one is hiring
>Remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies
>Wait for mom to leave for work
>Take train to aunts house
>Wait outside for a while to make sure she left for work
>Go in and look for cash
>Could only found a couple bills so i took her laptop and a necklace that looked expensive to sell on Ebay later
>That night we get a call
>It's my aunt
>Shes scared, says someone broke into her house and stole stuff
>Cops are all over her house looking for clues
>They are getting CCTV footage from the area

What do i do?

give your heart to jesus because your arse belongs to jamal

Go to jail for beeing a degenerate piece of shit.
sage

>robbing your family for booze money
You need to sort yourself out

This belongs on .
Also, big if true

no money for alcohol but money for train?

You're in to deep now, don't reveal yourself uou'll go to jail. Wait till the statute of limitation runs out for breaking and entering.

You need help.

boi u fuckd up

>money for train
>no money for alcohol

hmm

You sound like scum, I hope you don't reproduce

Beg her to not press charges you degenerate burglar.

Confess to your crimes to your aunt and give her shit back to her, while getting help for your alcoholism...
OR
Go on the run

more proof that only Euros pick memeflags

I suddenly feel really good about my life.

better rape your aunt

>What do i do?
Go to jail, you filthy thief.

STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

>robbing your family
Hand yourself in

go to jail with the rest of the worthless niggers, you'll fit right in, or you won't and you'll just be assraped, either way society is better off

Live in America first of all

>tfw swiped 100$ with my dad's debit last night seemlessly

Like Wtf are you even doing with physical stuff do you have a fence setup or something?

You stole shit from you own family? What a fucking cunt.

>implying any of this actually happened

Admit you have a problem with alcohol,tell your family and search professional advice

rip

Don't underestimate the desperation of euroshits.

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT

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THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

Unironically neck yourself. Stealing from your own family... The humanity is literally better off without you in the gene pool, I'm not even shitposting famalam.

Post proofs pls

What a nigger you are.
>Check flag.
Yupp checks out.
BTW since there was no forced entry and a few people know where the key is they are going to ask.
>most crime is committed by someone you know.

this, blame the white man's society

HAHA oh shit OP is going to jail

I didnt think about that

Get the jewelry and laptop back and confess to your Aunt and admit you have a problem.

You will be caught, since you were on camera and since there was no obvious sign of breaking and entering the police are going to comb all those with keys first.

Ask why she's fine with your gibs but not with that

die, nigger

My cop buddies used to say all the time most crime is committed because the perp knew the victim.
Kinda like why robbers target drug dealers because they know they got money.
OP is fucked and he WILL get questioned if the cops can do their fucking job.
>OP pay back your aunt and go to rehab/jail
Useless.

Also did you wear a mask and gloves when going into your aunt's house?

I was watching Intervention the other day, and the dude drank picrelated.
Apparently it's 70-90% alcohol. What he would do is mix the 1st bottle with a juice or soft drink, and then he'd drink the other bottles straight up once he was already drunk

Don't admit anything. Talk to a lawyer immediately, they're free to consult with. If the police actually start trying to interview you, then hire him. Had a similar situation when I was a crackhead and stole a bunch of shit. I only got caught on a single place's camera, so that was the one we ended up pleading to, because they had a clear image of my face and it was in my town.

So, unless you actually see your face on the news, just keep your mouth shut.

Lowlife gypsy. Hope this is not true and just some autistic fantasy of Sup Forumstard

Good way to burn a hole in your stomach...I would know my uncle did it off cheap whisky.
I used to smoke crack and never stole a fucking thing...Neck your self mate.
>teaching niggers its ok to steal because you want to get drunk.
Kill your self not even trying to be edgy...We dont need people like you.

Post it on your bolg you attention whore

And the turn around on selling on eBay won't have my nigger getting drunk for about two weeks if everything moves fast and he's a trusted seller. Retardation is what is plaguing OP's family.

This. Only hope is if she drops charges since it was family and all could be recovered

>What do i do?
Step 1: stop LARPing

You hope and pray that Purple Aki isn't on your wing when you inevitably go to prison.

Just try it

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