TEXAS IS FUCKED

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Hopefully it washes away the mexicans.

SecDef William (((Cohen))) said the terrorists have weather weapons.

Let's hope they don't use them!

I've lived in the US all my life and this is the first time I realized Houston is close to the ocean

This

Already went shopping for supplies days early.
I'm ready

Hopefully it fucks with the local government around the border so more mexicans can come into the country.

We still outbreed you 10:1 you fucking virgin cracker.

No shit I live in Houston and its literally built in a swamp.

I live near Mcallen.

How bad is it? What cat will it be at during landfall.

pity reply

category you're fucked

press S to spit on the graves of useless steers and queers

It used to be in the middle of TX but after CERN and the Mandela Effect happened at lot of things have changed.

>Yeah, we just poured concrete onto a swamp, we a city now.

Most of my extended family lives in Houston (I'm in south central), and the humidity and mosquitoes are insane.

It literally shows what cat it'll be at landfall in the image

>tfw even the racists gonna die

Category 9.0

Good night Corpse of Christ

t. oklahomo

Galveston here
fuck hurricanes and fuck Democrats too

Illegals from Mexico BTFO

Good texas deserves to take it up the ass from the hurricane.. Never been in a state before that is so stuck on itself, when basically it's just white trash and conservative assholes. I hope the hurricane tears that faggot state a new assohle.

they'll be some flooding but it'll be fine. it's only a cat 3.

Cat 3 ain't shit. I grew up in Corpus Christi and we can handle a weakass little hurricane unlike those New Orleans retards

No reason to panic

GOOD HOPE THE WHOLE STATE DIES

BAWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Why us? Why is God punishing us but not Mexico?

Ike was worse believe me. I was a child and was not scared a bit. I was scared of elevators getting stuck but not scared of a cat. 4 hurricane harvey is weak sauce.

Livestreams?

>Tropical storm
Wew

>goes from wimpy tropical storm to category 3 in a couple days
Wew

all mexicans in the area die

This is the 8th named Atlantic storm of the season, user. Some have already gone through Mexico; you just don't hear about it because no one gives a fuck.

Digits confirm you're dead

Have no hope it moves further south the levee in Jefferson county has a hole being plugged with sandbangs and I don't want to stand on my roof for a week waiting for rescue.

>workplace flooded in 2014 when we had two different gigantic storms back to back
>Tfw this might cause another

BTFO

Newscaster: "Hurricane Harvey dents slightly to the left" *smirk on his face*
goddammit

To add to this guy
Are there any good live streams?

TURN ON! IT'S NOW A CAT 4!!!!!

WE ALL GONNA DIE TODAY!!!

...

Texans, good luck. If you dont have a generator, you will regret it. After the worst of it, you will be out of power for a week or more. Be prepared.

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Hopefully it washes the Katrina niggers back to Nawlins.

Give some source you disinformation agent

meatspin.com

I have small one, will have to alternate between fridge and air conditioner. Neighbors have a huge one, could take it by force.

Ike was kind of scary for me, at first I just went to sleep while it was happening but then I woke up looking at a giant oak above my head. Cut the house right in half.

HAARP payback for Trump and Alex Jones.

This. And you can go mushroom picking afterwards.

Yeah I thought so. Go fuck yourself, cancerous child. Just go to Reddit and post in t_d.

>mfw im half in the green and blue and no were near the danger zone and all the niggers and spics are gonna get washed away.
gonna get plenty of rain.
hope the creek don't flood.

>Houston

Nothing of value will be lost

>tf live in the hill country and the creeks will be nice and full again
I fucking love this state

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>TEXAS IS FUCKED

True. Plus, there is a hurricane headed for Texas.

tho ill mosty feel like this

McAllen aint getting shit senpai. I live near Corpus and its supposed to just hang over us for a few days.

Hurricans aren't shit. It's literally just rain. Like nigga close your windows hahaha.

>I woke up looking at a giant oak above my head.

Aaaww, baby's first BBC :3

Also a high HP wet vac will save your furniture when water gets in

Please post live stream when it hits, standing outside of course.
Tfw I live in ks and only get to lasso tornadoes.

Fuck off roach

corpus here i hope it hits us instead of houston

Oh I love german humor

Says nothing about cat 4.

I'm not German, I'm Bavarian.

I accept your apology.

I would be against it hitting both cities. Just say away from the Louisiana border area please

Ich fick dei Schwestar Schweinehunde!

Watch as the niggers drown after they've been warned to evacuate, after evacuation centers have been setup.

youtube.com/watch?v=LDmVF_uR9qE

wouldnt't be against* Fuck both towns equally.

Houston deserves this for being the armpit of the state.
>t. superior DFW resident

Ja ja das gut

ITS HAPPENING

gparents live in Fredricksburg, the creek has been shit the last few years, hopefully this will help if enough rains continues inland

>cat 3
That's nothing just board your shit up.
t. Florida

I really hope it's just Houston that gets fucked up. Austin deserves it but I still have to live here..

Where the coastal bend anons at? What are you doing to prepare being stuck inside for like 2 days?

Won't be shit compared to Katrina.

>I'm not German, I'm Bavarian. I accept your apology.
Äpfel mit Birnen vergleichen.

hey Ausitnfag rec me food truck to try next time I drive through hippy town

Did you just call me a fruit, shitlord

>Did you just call me a fruit, shitlord
Nope, but your just outed yourself that you are not actually German.

W-what gave it away?

At least he didn't call you a muslim Abdul!

How high will it's sharks density be?

If your were actually from Germany, you'd have known that was an idiom. Google translate doesn't have the same effect. hast du einen Vogel?

Abdul schmabdul. Can't we all just get along?

UR THE IDIOM HERE

Dey Gonna Clean Out Dem Stores Quick.....

Better Board Em Up

LOL

This so many retards here, cat 3 ain't shit.
>t. Floridian

Please pray for hurricane to destroy Austin.

>t. Floridian

So sorry for your loss :(

Phase 1 is the actual storm. Phase 2 is the flood illegals. They flooded into Mississippi after Katrina to steal jobs rebuilding and they never left. Just stayed to breed, and breed, and breed....

Did you know that the US is the premier superpower in the world? And that a dragon is considered the most powerful mystical animal?

>t. the belly of the dragon will drip water

>thinks government works like a gang
>mexican government and the governments of latin america as a whole
>makes it painfully obvious of the farm equipment(animal) thought process saying they are bred
>thinks birthrates matter when nine tenths die from beheadings
>post on Sup Forums that someone else is a virgin
>implying its just whites that hate them
>being hurt to the point they become bait

This is obviously the Good Lord destroying the South like he said he would....

Or the Shit Storm Alex Jones is Stirring Up

I'll take zika infestation over your Muslim infestation any day

>Did you know that the US is the premier superpower in the world?

I'll let Vietnam know lmao