/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HEROES MAKE HISTORY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/Ukr Pres Poroshenko presser 8/24/17
youtu.be/rUN-duJsVEA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 8/24/17
youtu.be/aPBRC13AzhA
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/24/17
youtu.be/jqABEec-CKc
>fake news network BTFO by panel 8/24/17
youtu.be/6UHzhtteI8o
>WH Video - Pres Trump @Amer Legion 99th Natl Conv 8/24/17
youtu.be/z0MoJ2Fhc2g
>VA Sec Shulkin @Amer Legion Natl Conv 8/23/17
youtu.be/xs5RRGylUu8
>Pres Trump speaks @Nat'l Conv of American Legion 8/23/17
youtu.be/bqKTQpjjxc4
>VP Pence/Lil Marco/Rick Scott speech w/Vene refugees 8/23/17
youtu.be/1a94os_iwVg
>WH Video - Pres Trump Visits US Cust/Bordr Facility in Yuma AZ 8/23/17
youtu.be/a9Wqm96itD8
>WH Video - Pres Trump Delivers Remarks Re Afghanistan 8/23/17
youtu.be/lEykNVbj42Y
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>President Donald Trump Video - Tremendous/Incredible 8/21/17
youtu.be/mdzk2evC7cs
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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twitter.com/Spiidesh1/status/900887842578214912
youtube.com/watch?v=Pmfcz8O0Z9k
tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/tv-ratings-thursday-aug-17-2017/
tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/tv-ratings-thursday-aug-10-2017/
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MAGA

NEW

>Wasserman Schultz' ex-IT aide indicted on 4 counts, including bank fraud and conspiracy against the USA
>FBI re-opens case relating to the Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting
>Signed the Forever GI Bill - improved college aid for veterans - removal of the 15 year use or lose limit
>Trump administration shut down Obama-era program that gave illegal Central American minors temporary legal status
>Trump DOJ ends Obama-era "Operation Chokepoint" - program that unfairly targeted gun dealers
>Increasing the power of the US Cyber Command - more resources to fight cyberspace threats
>US pork exports going back to Argentina for the first time since 1992
>First US shipment of oil has landed in India (SUPERPOWER BY 2020)
>Announcement of a new and improved military strategy in Afghanistan - fixing the mess left by Bush and Obama
>Sanctuary cities continue to get BTFO - federal judge rules that Richmond, California can’t challenge Trump’s order on sanctuary cities
>USA sends first shipment of natural gas to Lithuania - taking a stand against Russia
>America has withdrawn almost $300 million in foreign aid to Egypt
>Pennsylvania coal company to open a SECOND coal mine
>The White House has prepared paperwork for President Trump to pardon former sheriff Joe Arpaio
>Trump’s DHS to stop issuing visas to countries that refuse to take back people that the US is trying to deport

Not an accomplishment per se, but still significant

>Federal judge rules against forcing IRS to hand over Trump's tax returns (Fake News BTFO)

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MOVEMENT

AwOoOoOo~~

AWOO!

Weekend Update is on.

>Juan Williams

MAGA

Cancer, I mean "The Five," is on.

Can we remove both Koreas?

bowel movements

ITALY NO
NOT ALL MUSLIMS

I hate you people.

***BREAKING NEWS***
TRUMP DECLARES A STATE OF EMERGENCY IN TEXAS! WILL NOW RECEIVE FEDERAL AID FOR 2 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM INSTEAD OF NORMAL 1 SCOOP LIKE OTHER STATES. CALIFORNIA STILL RECEIVES 0 BECAUSE FUCK COMMUNISTS!

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>I'm not going to be on as much next ye-

>Greg: I mean people used to call Obama evil but then had to admit that he isn't.
Excuse me? He is evil.

SOMETHIN BIG IS COMINNNNN I FEEEL IT.

SAVIOUR OF HUMANITY GOD EMPEROR OF EARTH DONALD J TRUMP.

mamma mia

OP pic making me feel awkward feels.

All these people are traitors

Can we do this here too?

Everyone go ask Debbie Wasserman schultz when she plans to turn herself into authorities. SICK of these people ignoring fucking reality with impugnity

amp.dailycaller.com/2017/08/24/exclusive-wasserman-schultz-islamophobia-claim-prompts-angered-marine-to-go-public-on-awans/

twitter.com/DWStweets/status/900745656897327105

sweet

>that pic
Romantism?

>Implying they weren`t already all gutted by the mob alongside that anti-Christ Pope

Juan is such a huge faggot

Don't hold them to it. Italians suck at war.

What are you on about lad?

>top 10 Sup Forums pranks gone wrong

tfw no charlotte pence gf

How do I choose??

Shouldn't they just call it "Saturday Night Alec Baldwin" at this point?

>I think a hurricaine swept through here.

Jesus Juan

... You mean romanticism?

An Italian milsurp sniper rifle took out JFK. They make good guns, just suck at using them.

SHITSTORM ALERT
BE PREPARED

THE MSM PRESSTITUTES ARE GOING TO TRY TO HYPE THIS HURRICANE WORSE THAN THEY HAVE CHARLOTTESVILLE OR ANYTHING ELSE SO FAR
THINK WHAT THEY DID TO GWB DURING KATRINA. THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO OUTDO THEMSELVES HERE

>Be American
>Wear MAGA hat
>Wear American Flag shirt
>Troll Italian snipers

body language is everything on tv

Why is the President being played by a Jew in this (presumably SNL) skit?

High levels of nostalgia

link?
this is great news

Stream both at the same time.

twitter.com/Spiidesh1/status/900887842578214912
Since I can't post pics tell me if I gave her good questions.

You want to date who?

>thinking it was Oswald and his shitty wop rifle that killed JFK

>I hate you people.

Don't hate, its still awoovement

juan is dum

>they think Trump will allow them to get away with it

Checked.
Alec Baldwin has been a regular guest on SNL for decades. However last season he got more screen time than nearly every regular cast member.
Alec Baldwin is Irish IIRC

fucking kek the disgusting way he moved there

Threads are really gay during fox hours

Someone else must bake

OP is gone

New baker needed

they are already blaming Trump cause he doesn't have a FEMA director

Wasn't it the CIA that pulled the trigger? If Oswald did it he would have shot Jackie instead.

that is not a waifu thats someones mother

wtf r u people doing

Awesome ! I added.....

The Carcano had the power and precision to do it. I just doubt Oswald's skill.

I thought Obama had 9 brothers and sisters?

godaddy ceo retires not long after taking away dailystormer's domain did he deliver us closer to an age of internet regulation?

>it's a juan pulls shit out of his ass and everyone gangs up on him episode

Woah...

Jesus, it's THURSDAY too. They are just going to start doing this every day right?

I know he isn't, he's got the FEMA machine rolling already.
It won't even be close to W's mishandling
Still, that's the MSM narrative for the rest of the week in all likelihood

What's the good news of the day?

Two faggots spam Heather and KAC all day everyday

??? let's see your pretty face, and let's see it when you're 60 or whatever that nerd is

>An Italian milsurp sniper rifle took out JFK. They make good guns, just suck at using them.


If he shot that shitty Mannlicher–Carcano rifle enough to be that good with it...it would have already blown up

no fucking way he did it with that gun

>Get my fucking colors off that floor

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Isn't Anglin on the run from the cops or something?

Thanks. I plan on getting blocked by Joe by replying with Lori pics until he blocks me. Next stop is getting blocked by the Pope.

OMG
FRESH BREAD
AWOOO
MOVEMENT
KEK IS ALIVE
BLAH BLAH BLAH
I LOVE TTRUMP DICKS
BLAH BLAH

FUCK OFF YYOU LOSERSS AND GET A LIFE

>youtube.com/watch?v=Pmfcz8O0Z9k
Rage at will.

hmm, what exactly does this mean?

t. domainer

Yup, as if that actually really matters.
By this point, like in every other agency a lot of the incompetent sjw types in FEMA have already resigned or been fired

And a third faggot complains about it.
> I just doubt Oswald's skill.
You should.

>let's see your pretty face
I didn't say he looks disgusting, he just moved like he recoiled in such a slimy way it actually elicited a physical reaction of disgust in me (no homo)

Your shitty Ranma fan site will get taken down by the Japanese government.

No that was Cantwell, but he's in jail now

Texas is on notice, also Trump's got the FEMA ready.

He looks like he just farted.

Unlike Katrina, Texas and the areas affected are not run my a nigger who wanted a "Chocolate City." They know how to handle hurricanes in Texas. I highly doubt they will fuck this up. Now, as far as Trump, he has Kelly as his CoS who just spend 6 months rebuilding DHS. They are ready and so is his protege who is acting DHS Sec.

You can blame Senate Dems for that shit.

What does /ptg/ think of misc?

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If they keep pulling in ratings than probably. Weekend Update is always one of the highest rated shows on Thursday nights. It pulls in like 5 or 6 million viewers a week.
tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/tv-ratings-thursday-aug-17-2017/
tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/tv-ratings-thursday-aug-10-2017/

reminder

STEW!

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Then watch as he holds a rally in the region and they all praise his handling of the crisis or something like that.

I havent had sex in over 200,000 years and when ever people see me they hate me fuck you no dex user

if you mean domain register, your bottom line could get fucked by regulations in the long term. "Could" being the key world

He's the worst reoccurring villain ever.

Holding domain names for resale, not sites.

You give me hope, and your analysis concurs with mine

However,
It's going to be a Cat3/Cat4 Hurricane, but a Cat5+ media shit show and you know it

So he didn't cuck on policy, disavowed Spencer, BTFO'd media narratives, named the antifa, ONE VOTE, WALL NAMED and last but not least de facto confirmed Arpaio will be a freeman

The Arizona rally was an absolute flawless victory
Reminder that midterms and the primaries that proceed them is how the Senate will bend the knee.

Also to people saying this is impossible to win:
>Virginia gubernatorial election, 2013
>Terry McAuliffe: (D) 1,069,789, 47.8%
>Ken Cuccinelli (R) 1,013,354 , 45.2%
>Robert Sarvis (lolbertarian vote splitter) 146,084 6.5%
It's closer than you think.


Deadline to update your address or register to vote: October 16, 2017

Virginians, we have a general election on November 7th; Mark that day down and remember to remind your family to vote

Here is what the Democrats want for our old Dominion:

>Northam supports the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare.[28] He also supports a federal Medicaid expansion in Virginia.[29][30]

>Northam is pro-choice. He opposes banning late-term abortions after 20 weeks.[30] He believes the Democratic Party should not endorse candidates who are pro-life.[30] Northam's 2017 gubernatorial bid has been endorsed by NARAL.[31]

>Northam has pledged to "stand up against" Immigration and Customs Enforcement.[30]

>Northam has remained neutral on the building of the Atlantic Coast Pipeline.[32] He has also avoided taking a firm stance on other pipelines such as the Mountain Valley Pipeline.[33]

>Northam voted against a constitutional amendment to make Virginia a right to work state.[34]

>Northam criticized the repeal of the car tax under former Governor Jim Gilmore, saying Virginia still hasn't "recovered" from its repeal.[29]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Northam#Political_positions

I say we use this election to tell them to fuck off

elections.virginia.gov/

^ Use this to make sure you are registered and ready to vote

I did it yesterday to Joe, I asked him if he resigned Congress or did he leave over an inconvenient death in his campaign office ! Kek !

>it's a Juan starts talking but gets BTFO episode

Heather is milf kino, get away with yourself