A student has entered a classroom at Australian National University armed with a baseball bat and has injured four students. Police are at the scene, the suspect is in custody, university issued security alerts to students' phones; they are now offering students counselling. Witnesses are consoling each other in the wake of the attack.
No word on motive yet, Sup Forums, but clearly we need to restrict the availability of baseball bats. Nobody needs a baseball bat when a cricket bat is fine. Only trained baseballers NEED a baseball bat. Baseballs should be restricted to ten or less per person.
Well if there's any justice in the wake of this atrocity, you'll need a licence that's only issued after a background check, passing a safety course, installing a safe to store the bat, and a 28-day cooling off period before you can pick up your first baseball bat.
Shouldn't be able to buy baseballs without the licence either to be honest.
Eli Richardson
DID HE HAVE HIS BAT PERMIT ?
Christian Wood
Mad Max was actually a documentary
Mason Perez
BAN THE BATS! ITS NOT WURF IT
Cameron Long
>Witnesses say that the first victim was heard saying "that's not a knife" moments before being struck with the bat.
Noah Barnes
Fucking kek
Mason Harris
He heard about Australian banter and thought they said batter.
But I hope nobody is seriously injured.
Robert Miller
I believe this story is more important desu
Jaxon Gutierrez
be more like Britain and ban everything including butter knives. freedom isn't worth feeling unsafe
Gabriel Campbell
>I see you've played knifey-batty before
Isaac Reyes
>aussies
>bat attack
angry cricket fan?
James Morris
BAN ASSAULT BASEBALL BATS NOW
Charles Barnes
>be Australian >had to beat immigrant women away to stop seed from being harvested Every fucking day we proud Anglo men must deal with this.
Jack Carter
ITS HAPPENING!
Gabriel Roberts
>inb4 it's a "NO" vote campaigner
Joseph Sanders
ban assault baseball, or do you faggots play cricket?
Owen Sanders
>mass batting >not a mass-booting
Tyler Reed
Kek, you guys still allows baseballs to go unregistered? No wonder
Isaiah Russell
Australians are clearly behind with the progressive views. It's illegal to own a baseball bat in Canada!
Carson King
I think we need baseballs need to be restricted to no more than 7 inches in diameter
Evan Wood
Smart man I suppose it's easier to round the bases if you bring the bat with you.
Matthew Wilson
But the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bat is a good guy with a bat.
Jonathan Smith
Australia is the king of Master Batting.
Logan Hernandez
A batty boi!
Thomas Cook
I think we need a sensible discussion on concealed bat carry
Isaac Sanchez
Take your pick!
Either: (A) - Muslim perpetrator (B) - White perpetrator (C) - Asian perpetrator
Noah Walker
Mass bantzing in Ausfalia?
Xavier Hughes
I say B. Not sure what's with white people and school terrorism
Mate have you ever been chased by curious & angry emus on the way home from school?
Angel Jackson
Guys I'm an anu student and i know this guy
Police said not to talk about it but i feel i have to otherwise no one will
His name is Abdullah ibn Saba
Please spread the word and share on Twitter
Easton Morales
I pick C. It will be a mentally ill Asian whose pride was injured in some bizarre mentally ill way.
Brayden Harris
Oh no! A baseball bat. >Literally one swing and you get taken to the ground.
Nicholas Bell
There was a guy with a machete in a Shepperton High School the other day
Ryder Clark
>targetting asians Can't say I blame him, ANU is a hotbed for CCP subversionists these days. Unfortunately, this just gives them sympathy.
Robert Price
I want you to guess how I know you're lying.
Jeremiah Richardson
If the bat is metal, 1 swing can kill if you hit them in the right place
Parker Myers
Are you getting the counselling services on offer?
Colton Kelly
Let me guess, he wasn't white?
Benjamin Thomas
I heard it was one of those high capacity assault bats.
Jackson Russell
Ban assault bats now
Logan Ward
Why not call it master batting
Jordan Gutierrez
>blocks your way what do?
Brayden Collins
It had a shoulder thingy that goes up
Isaiah Foster
Doesn't even need to be metal. You hit em in the temple and say night night
Ryan Roberts
Colonise him
Anthony Mitchell
Reports are coming in of a person drop kicking rugby balls into the faces of aboriginal students at UQ.
Leo Russell
Try harder cunt.
Brayden Campbell
Prime Minister Turnbull is speaking at a press conference now and HASN'T EVEN MENTIONED IT
Joshua Cooper
Time to panic buy bats
Ryder Sullivan
spritz guzzaline under me eyes and enter the dream-time
Bentley Taylor
You can just walk into any sports store, even a k-mart and buy one. No back ground checks, no waiting period, no age restrictions and there are absolutely no limits on how many you can buy. I say we put an end to this horror show right now. Ban assault bats! It's about time we stood up to bat manufacturers and told them how dangerous their product is.
Bentley Thomas
Do you think if they require registration and licensing, they'll at least do a buybat?
Samuel Smith
SAVE A RAT BIN THAT BAT
Carter Long
definitely a minority. If white would have been mentioned also literally womans day tier news
Logan Ortiz
mass batting kek, what new "mass" are you gonna come up with
Jordan Lewis
nice
Jordan Gomez
Must have been one of us
Luis Davis
>Baseball bat
Not white, glass the cunt please, unless it was other muzzies he was attacking
A true australian would've used a cricket bat, but also, never even done it in the first place
Michael Long
Well they are banning panadine from next year, will be prescription only
Jayden Allen
>Asian >able to swing a bat at a velocity that could injure someone
Sorry not looking good
Hunter Miller
Baseball bat are a necessary evil though, cricket bats are too flat and fucking poofters might think your just into some kinky s&m type shit and will just announced daddy for more.
Daniel Ross
Say " nah mate its unleaded"!
Luke Hernandez
With money ya dumb cunt!
Lucas White
Hickory or aluminum?
What do I buy?
Home defense.
Thomas Fisher
It's not even funny at this point
Jason Jenkins
Self defence isn't a good reason to own a baseball bat mate. Only if you have a property big enough to hit a ball or playing for sporting purposes do you have a genuine reason
Cooper Wood
I hope they lock him up! That's what happens to me whenever i bat in public
Anthony Murphy
Don't be a rat, bin that bat
Lincoln Ross
Ban assault bats!! No bat should be more than 15 inches long and rubber grips should be banned.
Noah Taylor
Australia is so full of fail. Can't even massacre right. When the British Empire divorced America got the balls, UK got the dick, and dingoland got the gritty bunghole. Pathetic score.
Nicholas Garcia
Kek
Luis Kelly
by spending 5 metric currency units
Austin Young
checked and keked
Chase Lewis
An Ozzie holds a pretty respectable high score. Martin Bryant. Port Arthur massacre.
They gave up a lot of rights over that one.
Caleb Murphy
He only did it because Yahoo Serious never caught on.
Aiden Anderson
>Atleast 4 confirmed hits
He's atleast got a better record than the cubs.
Luke Thomas
ban bats. aussies don't need them, it's America's pass time
Jack Collins
They used to be cricket bats, but after you hit a cricket ball enough times the edges get round and they turn into baseball bats. But you ask they're still wooden and you're right. Then comes good ol' chopper to tell the bat to harden the fuck up. Of course you can skip do the last step depending on the desired result you want.
Matthew Hill
ANU guy here
Based on where those emergency vehicles are stopped, the attack happened in the College of Business and Economics (almost 100% Chinese).
That building is also the first uni building if you're coming southbound from the Junkie suburbs.
My bets are on some racist iced out junkie.
Mason Cox
(D) - Dark skinned asian male
Zachary Johnson
He probably is Baseball bat to the head is a very white thing
Brody Thomas
No he was an autism, probably a patsy as well. Big if true. It may have been the sandy hook beta test.
Carson Turner
Oh no a mass baseball game...yikes..what is this hardcore canada gangs.
Bentley Murphy
Best known shot in history with non snipers
Colton Allen
Christ m8 now you have gone and triggered all the conspiracy theory dildos.
Colton Green
>be australian >get bludgeoned
Noah Garcia
Nvm, apparently it was a student in the Copland building
Not sure what goes on in Copland, a few colleges use that building.
Owen Russell
Softball bat
Aiden Taylor
Australia is a fortress island. You have trupoo massing an army of mudslimes to the north, beaners pushing from the south, university students pulling down your countries history, destruction of free speech through sjw media, Kim ihavenothingtolose jong waiting to push the button for luls, China ready to fuck you up if you try to 'liberate' NK, Navy boats running into oil tankers, the middle east wanting nothing more than to see your country burn, Jews in every position of power, a president who can't even speak to his people without chinese whispers through the media, a snowballing firearms problem, ghettos full of nigs ready to re-enact the la riots on a nationwide scale. Goy foreign policies that have destabalized and fucked up the whole of the middle east and europe and an economy about to get its shit pulled out from under it thanks to your jew banks. In saying that burgers are bros, pls no hate
Lincoln Anderson
i lol'd in real life
Jace Nguyen
That newspaper gives trigger warnings. Fucking universities. No-one sane should go to one.
Asher Gonzalez
Rumor has it he was waving the national flag of Australia
