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>Hurricane Harvey expected to bring 'devastating and life-threatening flooding' to Texas coast
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>Hurricane Harvey Intensifies as It Roars Toward Texas
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>Hurricane Harvey likely to boost gas prices for drivers
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>Local agencies prepare for Hurricane Harvey
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Montgomery reporting in from South of Conroe.
Any other Montgomery fags ready for back road driving to HEB around flooded areas and comfy storms for a week?
Anyone know what is the maximum depth a car can be submerged in water and still function?
281 reporting in
Jefferson.
Ready for the Port Arthur niggers.
KEK
UHCL is a nice campus. Comfy nature all around.
Depends on its weight and where the intake is. Generally though once it makes it about halfway up the tires its going to want to start floating.
Hurrican Harvey is approx. 220 miles from both Corpus and Port O'Connor.
Winds are currently about 100 MPH
I'm about to go there for my second semester, what the fuck are those new buildings?
Gone soon m8
No clue. I graduated from there already.
Heads up, the student government there is liberal to the core, obviously, but like really liberal.
Also, check out their Gamer's Guild. It's a bunch of betas who play board games and card games, but damn I had fun.
Don't forget the media always makes it sound worse than it ends up being.
>t live in florida
Think 'bout a place that's hot as hell
'Bout drier than the bottom of a dried-out well
And I think ya know what Texas means to me
Ain't got no money, ain't got no jobs
The banks are all too poor to rob
And I'd like to say one thing 'fore I leave
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!
I work'd my fingers to the bone
But I knowed I wrote some pretty good songs
'Til I drew the wrath of the Texas LCB
They jerked my tunes off the honky-tonk
With a bullshit list of 'do's and 'don't's
They lock'd 'em up, and throw'd away the key.
Well, fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!
Well, I'm headed for the border line
Anyplace else'll be just fine
As long as there's a job and a decent place to sleep
Get up each mornin' with my ass-a-flexin'
And give birth to yet another Texan
And write a song as he slips between my cheeks!
So, fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!
Report states that it is moving about 10 mph. If, though not really directly, it moved to Corpus, it could make possible landfall at 2 o'clock pm tomorrow, at the earliest
tfw hearing thunder and see lightning in corpus
I'm expecting another report in one minute
We rapping now?
it only takes 3 inches of water to sweep a car away
Why the fuck are you still there?
so is it real?
people gonna die?
Matagorda up! Gonna brave it out.
i'm coming for you OP
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Advisory Report, just released.
i dont live near the coast and my house has been here since the 50s its been through a few bad storms and survived
Bexar County reporting. Not looking forward to working this weekend.
Winds at 105 mph, 210 miles SE of Corpus
Winds at 105mph sustained now lads.
we all got to die sometime nigger
well glhf, see you in valhalla
put a periscope up tomorrow
He dun wanna leave his grandpappy's house because he's afraid of the negros takin' his tractor.
It only takes 3 inches of my dick to stop you from talkin. Take your faggot factoids back to tumblr
>nhc.noaa.gov
>A Storm Surge Warning means there is a danger of life-threatening
inundation, from rising water moving inland from the coastline, during the next 36 hours in the indicated locations.
do we have texans here with us?
No new advisories
Stay safe Texas-bros.
if i do die atleast it would be exciting
pay debts, island beaners
Still two eyewalls in the new VDM from the NOAA aircraft. Pressure steady around 967-968MB. Honestly, a tad concerning since conditions seem to be favorable up until landfall late tonight (Friday). This ERC would have been better if it held off until later today. Now we could have a strengthening system at landfall.
kek says you gonna die entertained, i wonder if when they find your corpse you'll have a boner.
you would like that, wouldn't you genocidal commie fuck?
sleep tight /hhg/
So... does that means its stronger or weaker than expected
THEY'RE LYING TO YOU HOUSTON
NWS believes it will be a major hurricane before landfall, but It only hold that for half an hour or one
Stronger by landfall.
WE'RE ALL DED
You're already dead
>* Port Mansfield to Sargent Texas
This is the area of interest. if we have anons from
there please speak now so we can say our goybyes
what website are you getting this data from? I'd like to monitor as well
Peaking at landfall probably.
I'm in matagorda. Right on the water. I'm staying, because my house has 4ft brick walls and plenties of agua
kek confirms see you on the other side anons
How's it looking for us desu?
stop spreading fake news faggot. this is a serious matter, a lot of anons don't have decent happenings for a long time
Stay safe, Texas frens.
Holy shit. Probably a troll but I believe.
Who /HurricaneIke/ here? Been awhile since the last Hurricane lads
In other news, chances of thunderstorms occurring over Florida and it's east coast will be at a 49% chance of a low pressure system
There's some good tools and satellite imagery at the nhc page
Fake news because news says it's fake? Would mayor confess if it were true?
stay safe man
what's the code for recognizing other Sup Forumstard in the afterlife?
>mfw i live in florida, the supposed hurricane capital of the US
>tfw all the bad hurricanes just conveniently bypass us and go fuck up other places
Ok so if I udnerstand this ERC thing it's a cycle where the cyclone waxes and wanes in bigger hurricanes. So the cycle is happening faster than expected? And you're expecting the peak of the next cycle to coincide with landfall, and you also think it'll briefly hit category 3 while it's still in the gulf?
I wish there were a way to get that guys FB post "trending" so it would cause a yuuuuuge panic.
doesn't mention texas city nor pasadena nor galveston
Many hurricane deaths and injuries usually occur when a person is stuck at the wrong place, at the wrong time. So stay indoors
SAVE THE ALAMO
because it's a jpeg of a facebook post written on an alarmist style and very unlikely to be truth because authorities don't dump down natural disasters never
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>its raining pretty hard right now
youll just know when you see us
anyone following a livestream?
"I wasn't aware this was a sad occasion"
Our former president Bush himself had a personal briefing in advance of how terrible Katrina could potentially be and he didn't tell anyone and waiting like 2 weeks to even do anything then pretended he had no idea how bad storm was going to be then video of his conference came out showing him a complete liar. Don't get much higher than the president himself covering it up.
GUYS IT'S SERIOUSLY HAPPENING
I JUST SAW A CEILING FAN FLY OVER MY HOUSE
AND I EVEN OPENED MY FRIDGE AND A BUNCH OF COAST GUARD AIRMEN FROM GALVESTON HAD LOADED ASSAULT SANDBAGS.
I RAN
IT'S OVER. IT'S FUCKING OVER OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'm resting now, I shall return later for more updates
Just look at that eyewall on the radar now. Strong.
Except the NHC was openly screaming at the top of its lungs how horrible it was going to be, using language that hasn't been in a forecast discussion before or since. Only the President and some undereducated hicks ignored it.
1:00 AM CDT Fri Aug 25
Location: 25.6°N 95.1°W
Moving: NW at 10 mph
Min pressure: 967 mb
Max sustained: 105 mph
It's getting stronger every hour.
You don't see that everyday
>2 weeks
dude.
and people knew how dangerous katrina was, that's why new orleans was evacuated.
only poor faggots stayed because they were poor
tfw kinda want mass death to clear out all the yankee fucks who moved here
All their new McMansions are built on flood plains or they will die in their underground parking lots downtown
Local Hurricane to Texans:
"I Am Growing Stronger"
It's getting dark and windy here, lightning and earthquakes reported in the East of the country
this is it
this is the big one
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Reminded me of this.
It's forming one right now. It might keep this eye wall until landfall, it might start try to form another one before it hits. We really don't know that well.
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HAHAHA brick will save me!!!!
You do realize that once every window is blown in and every door is blown in your house will fill with water?
point is government officials have tried to cover up known storm dangers before, recently even. Hell how about Ray Nagin ??? anyone remember him saying how the levies were ready when they had actually been in disrepair?
>sustained winds 105 mph
That's up 30 mph or so since this morning. Another strengthening period and we could see 120 mph sustained by landfall.
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being in america only makes more it forbidden therefore more desired
really?
Clearly this hurricane is actually the witch Walpurgisnacht, and this time it's come back to do epic battle with some Texan magical girls. That's the only thing that would explain its freakish behavior.
New euro model in about 20 mins.
>Texasbros in the middle of an eldritch battle
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Stay safe Texas. Glad it's not gonna hit the coast in Mississippi. Hopefully those niggers from NOLA will get sent back.
All the black refugees after Hurricane Katrina that came to Houston to seek refuge. Can now go back to New Orleans after Hurricane Harvey as refugees again.