/hhg/ - Hurricane Harvey General: ONLY A FEW HOURS TIL DEATH EDITION

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> 35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT4 shtml/251452.shtml

> Landfall as Category 3
nbcnews.com/storyline/hurricane-harvey/hurricane-harvey-strengthens-category-2-mandatory-evacuations-ordered-n795856

> 700+ Texas National Guards Deployed
click2houston.com/news/more-than-700-troops-depoyed-to-assist-with-harvey-threat

> Locations uninhabitable for months?
mashable.com/2017/08/24/hurricane-harvey-worst-case-scenario-realized-texas/

BE PREPARED:
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

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The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary.

Is there a live radar/person on the ground anywhere to watch?

How many upstanding black citizens will lose their life to this tragic natural disaster?

Why? So you can watch it rain?

Who /stockinguponalcohol/ here

your post has nothing to do with anything and you are a cancerous individual please do the world a favor and kys.

REPORT COUNTY AND STATUS
BRAZORIA HERE READY TO HODL ON TO MY SHIT
WHEN THE NIGGERS COME TO LOOT
GIG EM MOTHERFUCKER

>user says he making new bread
>you make new bread anyways
Fucking newfags making threadspits

South Houston reporting in. Feeling comfy on my water front property.

Is Spring/The Woodlands area going to be okay?

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See hurricanes do this thing where they blow a bunch of wind and destroy things

CORPUS REPORTING IN

AAHHHHHHHHHH

PRAY FOR ME ANONS

Never fear, OUN / SPC / NSSL is here!

Storm chasers streaming get in here: livestormchasing.com/map

The body of Christ will be baptized

Beaumont reporting in

Got some beers to hold me over

ALL TEXANS REPORT IN

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>GRUB
>VIEW OUTSIDE

Montgomery, stocked and locked, 3rd floor, enough food for 5 days, only annoyed by power outages. Pretty much just fuckton flooding to worry about for my car.

Any other Houston, Spring, or Conroe bros out there?

Not enough.

Is that a tumbleweed on the lawn? Why hasn't the hurricane blown it away yet?

Galveston county, power still on, lite drizzle. Waters a little bit higher. Still comfy inside.

i wish i had weed

>A STAR WILL GORGE ITSELF ON CLAY

Near Kemah

youtube.com/watch?v=kC1rfGGT54o

Dallas master race sitting pretty here.

What can we expect from this?
If there's enough damage, are there enough niggers to start a looting spree?
Because I want to see the results of Texans going trigger happy on the hordes of looters.

Is this an Burger thread only :( Is there space for a Burgarian

That's a stretch

I'm here but I escaped on a plane from IAH this morning. In Chicago now so I'm not much safer.

If it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid

watch some live streams and get comfy. I'm 3000 mi from the storm

This

san antonio fags ya'll ready to play refugee city once again?

Galveston 29th St crew reporting in. We've still got blue skies here so it looks like we might miss out of the worst of it.

Today we're all burgers.

Stay safe

There's always space. Have you been to Burgerland before?

Don't go to englewood.

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Maybe one day..

Harris county, Houston med center. 3rd floor apartment and car parked on the second level garage.

Roommate wants to flee to Austin, should I go?

Houston, we have a problem.

>retarded city niggers all voted for Hillary
No shit they are lazy and have double digit IQs. The smart blacks all moved out of the city.

expected category on landfall

Surprised they didn't go with Cat 3 update at the latest advisory.

Luckily I'm in a limo headed west out of town. Should be good now.

3

3

Thanks

Yes, unless you are a chad

Escaping nigger infested inner city apartments to go to liberal infested city.
Idk man

damn well good luck

audibly kek'd

Austin reporting

Hurricane truck live

youtube.com/watch?v=UZj5gWA5B8E

stay safe burgers and mex

Cat 3? Arent the worst 5 or something? Doesnt that make this pretty average?

Richfag? Or crewvan?

Worst part isn't even that, it's that the storm is expected to stall and keep dumping rain until fucking Wednesday

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What is it about natural disasters/happenings that invoke feelings of comfyness?

Category 4 when?

can't wait for the kangs

see

Well, welcome to the habbenings. This should be a decently entertaining one. I flew out of Houston this morning so I won't be getting up close and personal.

6 million

Tornado Warnings in effect.
youtube.com/watch?v=UkDPhTyXYH4

Need more streams

/409/ Galveston here. Water levels rising but not much else. Rain here and there.

Categories only measure wind speeds. They can be a bit misleading, as it's the flooding from both storm surge and rain, as well as the fact it will be in the region for literally days, that make this storm dangerous.

puts the comfort of home at the forefront of your mind

Because white men invented things better than mud huts to feel comfy and safe inside of to escape hellish weather.

Try being on the coast in the path of a storm.

STOP BEING NICE ON MY 4CHINZ SGHETTINIGGER
CIAO

Looks like a ghost town

Oh lord, please destroy Austin. Amen.

Wait time today lad? Stay safe

goodluck
kek is coming

Stay safe, Amerifriends.

Sorry, worst we'll be getting is some heavy rain. These things never do shit to Austin.

hurricanes are a bit different, yes the more powerful ones have higher wind speeds but even the most intense hurricanes aren't necessarily the ones that do the most dmg.

Look at hurricane patricia which hit mexico back in 2015, most intense hurricane but didnt necessarily do that much dmg and had no fatalities

hurricanes that are slow and big can destroy everything with water dmg which kills and destroys lots of people and things

a big and slow cat2 could be more dangerous than an intense cat5

NUECES
CHIPS, BEANS, AND BACON
OKAY RIGHT NOW
WINDY AND BEGINNING TO FLOOD

literally nothing

Better stock up on Super Male before the storm hits.

They wifey with thank you ;^)

Stay safe, my clapping brothers.

Looks like Harvey is gonna help with the illegals.

You'll have to settle for Houston. Hopefully it will scare the Katrina niggers to fuck off further west.

posting again because fags apparently don't understand how close this shit is to shore already

Why has the Lord forsaken us?

Because we are a city of sinners that have strayed far from his light, not fit even to be cleansed.

Stay safe and if nigs start nigging, make us proud and shoot 'em all.

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is it a black hurricane? is that different than the white hurricanes?

Hurricane Harvey is a blessing in disguise

Any chance of it going north?

Thank you based Trump

Yes!

we were warned that tornadoes would be likely, but mostly F0 and F1 and only for short periods (a few minutes at most)