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Nathaniel Peterson
Kek wills for the texan lands to be drowned in redneck blood
Asher Gutierrez
>coastalfags >rednecks ummm sweetie....
Jacob Allen
Is it me or is that cthulhu?
Jayden Phillips
Latest Update. Checking in from /409/.
Dylan Reed
OH SHIT IT'S CATEGORY 5 NOW THIS IS FUCKING IT
Bentley Jones
Is it ok to be Hispanic and support whi5e supremacy?
Henry Clark
Galveston still looks fine, I don't think this one's gonna be the big one.
Aaron Sullivan
You slow-ass Commiefornian, it's clearly at Category 14 already.
Connor Gonzalez
weather isn't politics, fuck off.
Landon Allen
such an old photo LOL
Asher Lopez
This hurricane – and its aftermath – is all Trump's fault.
James Allen
how new are you
Jose Cruz
The belly of the Dragon drips water.
Austin Bell
kys fag
Like your mom upstairs as we speak we also like to have fun sometimes
Angel Harris
Lol it's a big nothing burger. All the predictions were wrong again.
Elijah Foster
Texan here, it's literally nothing, I'm standing outside in corpus Christi and everything looks fine except for some minor drizzle
Fuck evacuating, that's just bullshit government lies to make me abandon my property over some fucking rain, ITS LITERALLY JUST RAIN
Cameron Morris
>he doesn't know about category 14+5i
Jose Morales
You should start pulling donuts in the street.
Benjamin Parker
Hopefully it will drown all the niggers. There will be nothing but empty KFC buckets and swisher sweet packs scattered across the broken shore.
Jaxson Green
it has not even made landfall yet ya dingus
Bentley Jones
>Only category 3
So no happening right?
Christopher Torres
oh it's happening alright
Caleb Adams
Could turn Cat 4 before full landfall.
Ayden Moore
Wind speeds aren't the issue, it's massive flooding that are the issue
It might clean the gulf coast of Texas off the map
Bentley Moore
Is*
Benjamin Stewart
Welcome, newfriend.
Lurk moar.
Matthew Cook
One never knows though. In 1978, I was camping on the beach in South Padre, and overnight a line of thunderheads 20-30 miles offshore suddenly coalesced into a wicked storm and passed directly over me, knocking down my tent and covering me with sand. +70 mph winds sustained, went inland and flooded everything and killed a couple dozen people.
The problem with Louisiana is that they contracted out to the Army Corps of Engineers various dikes around the city. If they had just left well enough alone, let the area flood when it was time and flow out accordingly, there wouldn't have been a problem.
You're being an alarmist.
Robert Clark
CNN: omg it's going to be a major disaster!!!1 >no one dies Trump: See? Fake news.
Thomas Wood
There are probably hundreds of these fucks in my yard. I can't wait for the hurricane now you little shits
Hunter Hughes
There is nothing but mexicans down there dont worry
Asher Reyes
lovebugs btfo
Liam Parker
in san antonio. ready for the deluge of people. local economy will boom for the next 6 months.
Why do you americans always call your hurricanes fag names like sandy or harvey.
Jack Long
Stormchasers Alex Jones!
Owen Ramirez
Here's your fucking (you) now shut up.
Grayson King
Trump coming to Texas next week.
Nathaniel Allen
same but we already packed as it is
David Hall
san antonio here. rain just started this moment.
Connor Bailey
Who comfy? Who has a comfier pic?
Logan Lopez
>tfw slightly north of the devastation zone
Jose Lee
somebody has to collect the body bags
Levi Roberts
Just finished my weekly workout routine today and I rest on weekends, now all I have planned is to watch God cleanse the spics out of Texas.
Landon Collins
>coming to a wasteland why?
Jeremiah Lopez
Be sure to give us the lowdown on how the free Trump Steaks really compare.
Chase Hall
Are there any nigger communities in the area of effect?
Jaxson Jackson
Real? I want to shake The Don's hand.
Jayden Gonzalez
...
Xavier Hernandez
...
Adrian Roberts
I'm worried about Alex.
Will he be ok?
Is this hurricane a weather weapon send by the globalists?
Asher Powell
He will be checking the efficiency of illegal removal by hurricane. Let's make him proud.
Aaron Hill
MODS UNBAN THE MOBILE IPs SO WE CAN POST WHEN POWER GOES DOWN!!!!
REEEEEEEEEE
Christopher Rodriguez
Houston. Transplants from Katrina that never went home.
Ryder Miller
ALL TEXANS REPORT IN
>COUNTY >STATUS >GRUB >VIEW OUTSIDE
Montgomery, stocked and locked, 3rd floor, enough food for 5 days, only annoyed by power outages. Pretty much just fuckton flooding to worry about for my car.
Any other Houston, Spring, woodlands or Conroe bros out there?
Jaxson Reyes
At 1:30 today,
Kayden Baker
GOD IS NOW AMERICA'S TERRORIST
Jason Ortiz
need more info!
Brayden Williams
Can the hurrikang reach cat 4
Kevin Jenkins
At 3:30 today
Notice the water rising
Daniel Lee
WE'RE GONNA DIE
Eli Sanders
This is all drumpf's fault. If he hadn't pulled out of the Paris climate agreement this wouldn't be happening
Samuel Jackson
The National Weather Service in League City has issued a
* Tornado Warning for... Southwestern Brazoria County in southeastern Texas...
* Until 330 PM CDT.
* At 303 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado was located near Jones Creek, or near Freeport, moving northwest at 20 mph.
HAZARD...Tornado.
SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.
Leo Sanders
OH SHIT
Henry Roberts
Schools closed down today, aye
Sebastian Evans
For a 5 minute photo-op talking to rescuers and workers cleaning up. You know, the politician thing to do.