what are the chances that shit floods so bad that I don't have to go into work monday
Mason Perez
memes
Mason Clark
I lived through Ivan and Katrina. This is a sissy storm
Cooper Miller
houston floods really easily, so it's possible
Jayden Powell
Depends on how long the storm hangs around and how bad the flooding is. I'd say a good chance.
Camden Sullivan
They are predicting over three feet of rain within the next four days...you'd be lucky to get on the third floor.
Angel Nelson
3 hours from now it will happen
Dominic Peterson
This is from the Houston flooding from last year
Charles Sullivan
the belly of the dragon will drip water
Brody Perez
Oh shit
Daniel Jackson
Pretty good, bro. What'd they say - 15" of rain? Now, that's not going to be the case everywhere, (some it will be less, some it will be more) lets pretend that it will be evenly distributed all throughout.
Houston alone is 8,778 square miles large. Times 15" of water.....
4 day weekend at least, brah
Jose White
jeff is kill
Henry Jones
Find some cover you bastards
Leo Moore
>pour oil on water >set oil on fire >water evaporates
Why not? Texas has tons of oil.
David Williams
I honestly hope it kills all the niggers that invaded Texas after Katrina
>two voices call out in silence Terrorist attack at McGregor/Mayweather.
>rock will stand on 7 hills Trump will refuse to raise debt ceiling, standing up to Capitol Hill/ corrupt deep state
>ravens will starve Baltimore will declare national emergency during race riots as city runs out of gibs.
>bear will leave cave forever Global financial collapse of debt based system finally occurs, as elites retreat to their bunkers as the beginning of great anarchy and end of modern civilization
>rod and ring will strike "Rapture", on Sept 23, following global collapse. With the debt system destroyed, elites have no need for peons. They will nuke all major population centers in a staged "nuclear war" to massively depopulate the planet and to try to rein in global control, ushering in the NWO and the beginning of the end of times. Remaining citizens will be tracked with microchips (mark of the beast) and controlled by the authoritarian state, headed by the anti-Christ.....
Lucas Wright
>35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds So me taking a piss?
Michael Parker
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Ayden Parker
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Adrian Edwards
ALL TEXANS REPORT IN
>COUNTY >STATUS >GRUB >VIEW OUTSIDE
Montgomery reporting in. Comfy moody clouds, calmness, stocked and locked.
Landon Adams
100%.
Gabriel Ross
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Adrian Williams
>Harris County (Friendswood) >Comfy, just windy and rainy >Stocked >Wet
Noah Rogers
Sigilyph pls
Jackson Sanders
Ok, since you niggas keep fucking up the pasta more and more each time, *I* will make the next thread WHEN THE TIME COMES so I can clean it up. If anyone else makes a thread before me, they will recieve, 100 smacks with a wet noodle at hurricane speeds. Comprendén?
Juan Rodriguez
quick rundown on this guy?
Jason Ramirez
CHARLIE DON'T SURF
Zachary Stewart
>mfw might miss Game of Thrones finale if internet/lights go out
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luke Martinez
Paco will steal your job at the local swishy mart then.
Noah Cox
Swell of a lifetime, bruh.
Jaxon Hill
Rock on 7 hills refers to the upcoming shitstorm in Richmond Virginia over the lee statue. The 7 hills ANTIFA want to tear it down. The 7 hills itself refers to the 7 hills of Richmond.
Jonathan Jackson
RIP greatest state in the union
Isaac Nelson
/409/ here. Nothing major yet. Tide up by 2.5 ft at the dock.
William Perry
3:55pm here in Harris, only drizzling so far
Nicholas Robinson
IT'S THE BIRD WALL
Xavier Wright
Reminder to every Texan Sup Forumstard who voted for smaller government that you are not allowed to beg for aid after this disaster hits you, because why should I pay for your troubles with my tax money?
Harris Chilling with family and good to go Got everything I could want except beer Mildly raining
Blake Moore
I only have Rindswurst right now and Rindswurst doesn't go with Weissbier plz no bully
Ryder Rogers
...
Nathaniel Moore
which stream
Bentley White
bye bye shit kickers.
Liam Price
Stay safe guys
Isaac Foster
>pic related we ok.
Bentley Foster
...
Parker Bailey
>All these people still just driving around No fucks given.
Thomas Bennett
>"Rapture", on Sept 23
no not rapture in quotes the actual rapture happens at the same time as the destruction
meanwhile this is an anti god satanic prophecy because it said theyre trying to force gods hand when its god who is about to destroy everyone
good goyim its not god who is putting the end times into place like the book of revelation said its all just a guy on Sup Forums who probably worships pepe and doesnt believe in god
lets just listen to him and take the mark of the beast and not get raptured because we like pepe more