/hhg/ Hurricane Harvey General - COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION EDITION

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> 35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT4 shtml/251452.shtml

> Landfall as Category 3
nbcnews.com/storyline/hurricane-harvey/hurricane-harvey-strengthens-category-2-mandatory-evacuations-ordered-n795856

> 700+ Texas National Guards Deployed
click2houston.com/news/more-than-700-troops-depoyed-to-assist-with-harvey-threat

> Abbott: Texas coastal residents “need to strongly consider evacuating”
statesman.com/news/crime--law/abbott-texas-coastal-residents-need-strongly-consider-evacuating/lEov0BwDdp7mFS63Eo4hTK/

BE PREPARED:
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

THREAD THEME:
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STREAMS:
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I'm currently on a 3 day weekend in houston

what are the chances that shit floods so bad that I don't have to go into work monday

memes

I lived through Ivan and Katrina. This is a sissy storm

houston floods really easily, so it's possible

Depends on how long the storm hangs around and how bad the flooding is. I'd say a good chance.

They are predicting over three feet of rain within the next four days...you'd be lucky to get on the third floor.

3 hours from now it will happen

This is from the Houston flooding from last year

the belly of the dragon will drip water

Oh shit

Pretty good, bro. What'd they say - 15" of rain? Now, that's not going to be the case everywhere, (some it will be less, some it will be more) lets pretend that it will be evenly distributed all throughout.

Houston alone is 8,778 square miles large. Times 15" of water.....

4 day weekend at least, brah

jeff is kill

Find some cover you bastards

>pour oil on water
>set oil on fire
>water evaporates

Why not? Texas has tons of oil.

I honestly hope it kills all the niggers that invaded Texas after Katrina

>pscp.tv/w/1rmxPqngkaDKN

Inb4 his car is washed into the ocean he is driving beside

How fucked are the levees in New Orleans?

FUCK TEXAS

g-guys....?

Heavily Mexi areas gettin crushed by Harvey the Hispanic Hater

>theyre trying to force gods hand
>thats when theyll make their move

meanwhile the book of revelation said its god who is doing it and the rapture is happening on sept 23

not some people trying to force gods hand

go ahead and listen to a pol prophecy though and not pay attention to revelation

good goy

is jeff on an island?
>pscp.tv/w/1rmxPqngkaDKN

IT WILL BE AN ABSOLUTE NOTHING BURGER

SCREENCAP THIS

BETTER GET THE RAIN-X LADS

HOW MUCH YET?

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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

FALSIFIED AND HOMOSEXUAL

t. Churchill on 1st september 1939

>two voices call out in silence
Terrorist attack at McGregor/Mayweather.

>rock will stand on 7 hills
Trump will refuse to raise debt ceiling, standing up to Capitol Hill/ corrupt deep state

>ravens will starve
Baltimore will declare national emergency during race riots as city runs out of gibs.

>bear will leave cave forever
Global financial collapse of debt based system finally occurs, as elites retreat to their bunkers as the beginning of great anarchy and end of modern civilization

>rod and ring will strike
"Rapture", on Sept 23, following global collapse. With the debt system destroyed, elites have no need for peons. They will nuke all major population centers in a staged "nuclear war" to massively depopulate the planet and to try to rein in global control, ushering in the NWO and the beginning of the end of times. Remaining citizens will be tracked with microchips (mark of the beast) and controlled by the authoritarian state, headed by the anti-Christ.....

>35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds
So me taking a piss?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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ALL TEXANS REPORT IN

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>GRUB
>VIEW OUTSIDE

Montgomery reporting in. Comfy moody clouds, calmness, stocked and locked.

100%.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>Harris County (Friendswood)
>Comfy, just windy and rainy
>Stocked
>Wet

Sigilyph pls

Ok, since you niggas keep fucking up the pasta more and more each time, *I* will make the next thread WHEN THE TIME COMES so I can clean it up. If anyone else makes a thread before me, they will recieve, 100 smacks with a wet noodle at hurricane speeds. Comprendén?

quick rundown on this guy?

CHARLIE DON'T SURF

>mfw might miss Game of Thrones finale if internet/lights go out

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paco will steal your job at the local swishy mart then.

Swell of a lifetime, bruh.

Rock on 7 hills refers to the upcoming shitstorm in Richmond Virginia over the lee statue. The 7 hills ANTIFA want to tear it down. The 7 hills itself refers to the 7 hills of Richmond.

RIP greatest state in the union

/409/ here. Nothing major yet. Tide up by 2.5 ft at the dock.

3:55pm here in Harris, only drizzling so far

IT'S THE BIRD WALL

Reminder to every Texan Sup Forumstard who voted for smaller government that you are not allowed to beg for aid after this disaster hits you, because why should I pay for your troubles with my tax money?

Do you even manage your bushes? Jesus Christ.

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>GoT

Bretty

INTERACTIVE HURRICANE MAP

windy.com/?27.030,-94.878,7

Because Texas provides essential products and services to the union. Just sayin', nearly every state is needed for something.

>SOUTH BAVARIA/ALPS
>THUNDER AND RAIN
>BRETZELS AND WEISSBIER
>FOGGY

That's what insurance is for...

The closest to white Houston will ever be again

Texas provides nothing to the union but shit oil fields and illegals.

Your not ever going back because you a dead nigga

nice pool

Good luck Texas
-your pals across the gulf

Clearly you can't actually be Bavarian. No Southern German would ever omit the weisswurst in that list.

Quickest and most entertaining rundown:
>youtube.com/watch?v=TcqWok8AubE&t

Harris
Woke up, going back to sleep too be ready for my drive downtown for work
Way more stocked at work than here
I can hear the rain

Yes, since smaller government automaticly means no disaster aid and not reducing the federal government to less then 20% of GDP

>shit oil fields

Productive oil fields.

>illegals

Got me there....hopefully Harvey will fuck them up though

post-Harvey electoral map

Just said on stream it'll hit Cat 4

fuark

Galveston live stream

youtube.com/watch?v=4VoL5PMVRfE

>The closest to white Houston will ever be again

GALVESTON CAM IS DOWN

Harris
Chilling with family and good to go
Got everything I could want except beer
Mildly raining

I only have Rindswurst right now and Rindswurst doesn't go with Weissbier
plz no bully

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which stream

bye bye shit kickers.

Stay safe guys

>pic related
we ok.

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>All these people still just driving around
No fucks given.

>"Rapture", on Sept 23

no not rapture in quotes the actual rapture happens at the same time as the destruction

meanwhile this is an anti god satanic prophecy because it said theyre trying to force gods hand when its god who is about to destroy everyone

good goyim its not god who is putting the end times into place like the book of revelation said its all just a guy on Sup Forums who probably worships pepe
and doesnt believe in god

lets just listen to him and take the mark of the beast and not get raptured because we like pepe more

that ocean is going over within an hour

>Bexar County
>Nothing
>Chex-mix
>Cloud

Live streams

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youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk
youtube.com/watch?v=4VoL5PMVRfE

T O T A L D E S T R U C T I O N

youtube.com/watch?v=qvpjualyZ6g

Kek houstonfags will drown and the survivors will have to deal with the Texans getting BTFO again this season.

I can't wait

Hasn't rained a drop here lads

at some point the cars are going to stop driving along the coast, right? for fucks sake. this is insanity

>texas
>ever blue
pick one.

Will it be really that bad?

T H I C C

>50" of rain

Texas is kill

hilo plz no fugit de 6000000
>neva fugit

My fellow basketball-american

You should clean your fence.

>water evaporates
>large quantities of moist air form another hurricane

Thanks

Comal Reporting in, toasty in my home, got some beer, its Windy and cloudy