ITS HAPPENING

PUT ON AMERICAN PICKERS

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why?

What's going on with AMERICAN PICKERS?

ancient aliens is on.

they found a rare coca cola machine
this thread is cancer
>in all fields

>Owning a TV

I don't have an electric jew. Just tell us.

show is losing an audience so the faggot show hosts are trying to regain an audience.

>not canadian pickers

Did you bamboozle us? Fucker

GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO KNOW

I KNEED TO KNOW


DID THEY MANAGE TO BREAK IN WHEN THEY BOUGHT THAT LOOCKER IN AN ABANDONED CALIFORNIA HOME WHERE THERE WAS THIS BASEBALL BAT THAT THEY PAWNED IN VEGAS?

>whatever the fuck happened to cable tv
>oh yeah "reality" did
"""(((reality)))""""

>(You) bamboozle

Did them honkey find sum'n

>Pawn Stars bow to pickers
>In contact with hillbillies
>Possess picker-like abilities, masters of 'The Bundle'
>Control middle America with an iron but fair fist
>Own rusty signs & lampshades globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient picker blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in Iowa (Pickergrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Scrap metal research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be coke machines from the 50s
>both pickers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Iowan barns & Area 51
>Native American scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and old NASCAR jump suits
>They own Indian motorcycle labs around the world
>You likely have Indian motorcycles inside you right now
>The Pickers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of rusty children's bicycles to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the picker bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Hillbilly in under a week
>Nation states entrust their glass coke bottle reserves with the duo.
>The pickers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>use picking as a front to gain access to top secret places

did they have a van orgy with the girl yet

Why aren't you posting up black cocks?

sage

Why is Wheeler Dealers the ultimate cozy show?

FRANKIE!!!!!!!!

>if u lose de tirty pound, I go ahead approve you for de weight loss surgery

I enjoyed this more than the original so I'll give you a (You).

All he added was that last part which is what started Picker posting to begin with. Conspiracy theory that they were looking for 'something'

He put the picker spin on it though.
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be coke machines from the 50s
Cracked me right the fuck up.

Let me guess, they found an old piece of junk and asked how much for it and the old man says it has sentimental value even though it was stuffed in an old cellar under a ton of old tarps just rusting away and forgotten for 30 years?

NAOOOOO I WROTE THAT I MADE THE WHOLE THING

REEEEEEEEEE

Yay at all the fake shows staring intolerable people

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Have they fucked?

>watch this electric jew show
>implying I own an electric jew box
nice try, kikes

sage
fuck these two faggots

I lel'd
thx

Sure you did.

my sideeeeeeessssssss

history channel is just like the white male
>old white man reality TV channel
>history channel, just Iike the white man...a relic of the past
I hope that racist channel gets btfo

Proof

Frankie gets around.

I've dedicated my life to this bit, how dare you

Har!

kek'd

Not really seeing how this is proof.

"Hey we heard your husband died and left you with nothing can we buy all your valuable shit for pennies and film us robbing you?"

Now THIS is shitposting

And I thought they were gay

they met my Boss when they came to Maryland to film. Ate the very crabs I steamed and prepared. No shit.

He's into some ugly women. Jack white was being Jack white and doing some weird photo shoot with a crack whore. Frankie begged white if he could get on that.

STOP PICKING

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tell me about giorgio, why does he have the hair

Oi, Frank said he was going to expose a pedo ring. That even happen?

Quality post my friend :)

lol

They wouldn't. Pretty sure the pickers are a gay couple, bro.

Holy fuck that's awesome :^) is it actually him?

cotton pickers