Absolute state of the BBC

Absolute state of the BBC.

bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41034400

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bbc.com/pidgin/41054401
bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399
bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001
youtube.com/watch?v=ym4EJQ7XORk
youtube.com/watch?v=sztKANo8aic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidgin
vocaroo.com/i/s0QGNKoAAgdl
youtu.be/PeP6yVs60aQ
youtube.com/watch?v=l6492-06cq8
youtube.com/watch?v=bDzW_5QDvU4
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>brits pay for this
kek

What is this.

bbc.com/pidgin/41054401

OMFG it's real

BBC is available in different languages
one of them is west african nigglish

This would be funny if it wasn't so sad

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

oga booga

I know what you mean...

>BBC has launched a digital service in Pidgin English, catering to people in West Africa who speak the unofficial language.

What i wanna know is since when do bongs care about west africa

It's Nigerian pidgin. You'd understand if you weren't racist, uncultured swine.

its the future of the english language

A lot of these graduates from the top institutions make more grammar or spelling mistakes than I do when I'm typing posts drunk and high on Sup Forums. You've got to wonder who they're letting in nowadays and how it's affecting society.

This.

It's real.

bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399

What is Pidgin?

A mix of English and local languages enabling people who do not share a common language to communicate

West African Pidgin English was a language of commerce spoken along the coast during the Atlantic slave trade in the late 17th and 18th Centuries.

Widely used in Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon and Equatorial Guinea

Primarily an oral language, without a standard agreed written form.

Primarily an oral language, without a standard agreed written form.

Primarily an oral language, without a standard agreed written form.

Primarily an oral language, without a standard agreed written form.

Primarily an oral language, without a standard agreed written form.

I love that its not some funny grammer, the topics are also writen for people below IQ 80

>he sez its so
>but iz nat
>other homies talk how dem feel bout dis matter
thanks for reading the news

It's still really funny.

>since when do bongs care about west africa
West African Britons have a right to taxpayer-funded news and entertainment media in whichever dialect they choose.

I don't even have an editor either! Think of that!

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What is Pidgin?
Nigger tongue.

Heh.

lmao those aren't mistakes.

>pidgin

don't they just mean ebonics?

why can't niggers speak english properly?

Wow, it's almost like it's in another language or something!

>What i wanna know is since when do bongs care about west africa
BBC is a international news company that has been reporting/working in Africa since the early 19th century

I'm dying.

why do we entertain that these niggers are even subhuman. Their fucking animals, who will never amount to anything.

Literal parasites.

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My favorite thing so far this month. This well will never run dry.

"A" pidgin is a contact language that naturally develops when two people who speak different languages come in contact with each other (see: basque-icelandic pidgin).

MY FUCKING SIDES
MY FUCKING SIDES
MY FUCKING SIDES
MY FUCKING SIDES
MY FUCKING SIDES

bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001

1/2

Kek, you're right. But some am I, even if I'm not contextual.

I read this in a Jamaican lady's voice.

Holy shit I thought it was a joke.

You never go full nigger.

2/2

shit

Sweden making a fun of any country is unbelievable.

/r/ the translation of "nigger" in some african language with the result "dindndoo"

>coming from Austria while Emus can do what they want in your backyard

which is it then?

There's even a movie about a similar situation.

youtube.com/watch?v=ym4EJQ7XORk

The poo in loo meme is very real.

Why so butthurt kike? Pointing out that the BBC is silly. Your comment is also silly on many levels.

Close enough.
youtube.com/watch?v=sztKANo8aic
Daily Stormer Pidgin when?

I cant believe an indian Adam Sandler exists

All the articles are just a few short sentences to convey the watered down far-left opinion the BBC is shilling to their natives who have 80iq

Its NOT a joke, 100% confirmed

It's giving me cognitive dissonance. I can see the bbc.com url, so I know I'm on the site. But it feels like I'm being pranked some how. A literally unreal sensation

Pidgin is a half-way point between two native speakers of entirely different languages to make one or the other sort of mutually intelligible but a bastardization nonetheless. It's like when Indians type on Facebook, "open bob, do milk" it's sort of similar. Lots of languages and dialects are directly formed from a sort of pidgin middle ground.

Its because its for Africa, some countrys there have some improvised English as language.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidgin

Apparently capitalizing any letter in one of the words changes the entire meaning of the sentence.
>Nigger vocabulary is hard

I canna belev this real, jus kill me nowh
>rip tax

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"black person" comes out as "dyn du" or some variant in Irish.

Kekekeke

This is a fucking gold mine. What were they thinking

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You know, I keep mocking Swedecucks and Germanistans, but the absolute state of the UK govt and its spending is aboslutely fucking hilarious, every time I read something about UK govt it's always wasting taxpayer pounds on some retarded initiative like 'LGBT police cars' which are like 750 pounds/paintjob or the hatecrime reporting or letting some sandcoon off the hook because his wife doesn't speak english

lmfao to piss and poopoo
POO IN THAT FUCKING LOO

We go be President now

>try to negotiate with suaheli terrorists about hostages
>just tell them to stop smoking

do we know that these people can even read?

das raycis

WTF

vocaroo.com/i/s0QGNKoAAgdl

Dem no toilet get fo poopoo

>grammar of a 3 year old

saved

This is as retarded as 2learning" German and speaking German..

I AM ZE GERMAN, VASS IZ A NICE DAY!

Fucking nig nogs man.

many farts but opps poopoo in da mart

"ooga booga ongo bongo" is Swahili for meme

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A lot of African countries just speak broken English due to the culture shift from Colonialism combined with the lack of education to keep the languages pure. Did you guys just find this out?

It's like watching civilization collapse before your eyes without a world-ending calamity.
youtu.be/PeP6yVs60aQ

Jesus Christ I'm dying laughing.

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>krauts pay for this
LMAO

Di poopoo in dey pants bad feels. Where dey tiolet for me.

I read all this shit in bib fortuna's voice t b q h

>Brits pay for this

Such an elegant language

This is interesting, a white racist singing in Swahili
youtube.com/watch?v=l6492-06cq8

Off-topic but do the Irish hate the English?

>be english media
>suck at english language
It's like a retard wrote this.

WHY NO INDIAN JUS EAT DA POOPOO
LIKE ICE CREAM

>Irish don't pay for this

How about you learn to use question marks?

We used to hate them. Now we think they're ok.

This reads like when I tried to roleplay as a troll in World of Warcraft.

Meesa likey dis muey muey much.

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Fucking amazing insult lad!
You sure showed'em pasty white gingers!

So this is like African Ebonics or shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=bDzW_5QDvU4

first thing I thought of kek

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>this whole thread
>BBC thinking this is a good idea
>Three year old level speech on a major news site
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE GONE. THEY'RE GONE.

is this a joke? Its not April.

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