What does your money look like? Have seen one of these threads before, thought it was real interesting...

What does your money look like? Have seen one of these threads before, thought it was real interesting. Like the English and American money. Plus the German Mark, elegant AF.

This is what we use in NZ now. A fucking duck on the $10 note. Not sure why, could there ever be a less exciting animal on money. A duck? Really?

Other urls found in this thread:

bankofcanada.ca/banknotes/image-gallery/
uscurrency.gov/security/100-security-features-2013-present
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efígie_da_República
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giesecke_&_Devrient
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_La_Rue
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bank_Note_Company
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Pretty boring, IMO. I'd love some more color and pictures. But it's iconic at this point.

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Nah I love US bills. There's something about them that makes them seem like real money. Probably because have seen them in just about every Hollywood movie or TV since I was a kid. When I was a kid my uncle gave me a couple $1 bills after his holiday there. I felt rich AF.

NZ money explained

> $5 Sir Ed Hillary
Top Kiwi bloke. In the 40s got sick of his wifes nagging & shithouse cooking decided fuck this shit. Started climbing mountains for kicks. Saw a picture of Mt Everest decided to 'knock the bastard off'. Goes to Nepal, screws a few girls to get his stamina up, grabs one of their cuck husbands to carry his bags and hits the summit. Declares it a coronation present to Queen Liz after fapping over a picture of her on the £5 note in his wallet. She is totz impressed, invites him to London for a knighthood and quick feel of her tits out the back

> $10 Kate Sheppard
Dumb butthurt broad from the 1880s. Wanted to vote. Emails her friends, tells them to stop giving blowies as a protest until shits fixed. They hung around downtown throwing themselves in front of horse and carriages. Cops got tired of beating them and politicians finally relented giving them the vote. That wasnt enough, now power mad she then decided chicks needed the right to go to uni, become doctors, pollies, be allowed to get fat, have pink hair and eat each other out. Shits been fucked ever since

> $20 The Big Kahuna.
No explanation needed. May she continue to reign

> $50 Sir Apirana Ngata
First maori to grow tired of sitting on the footpath asking for $2 for the bus. Also notable for trying to get his people to wear clothes, read the Bible, stop raping their kids and making meth. Elected to parliament told all his people to 'get off your fucking arses and stop blaming whitey'

> $100 Lord Rutherford
Young dude growing up in rural idyllic anglo South Is spends his time looking for tadpoles and doing sick tricks on his bmx. One day sees a Jap and instantly disgusted he discovers he has to kill millions of them. Starts paying attn at school, reading shit about physics & chemistry, goes to unis in NZ, Canada, Cambridge where he splits the atom. Unfortunately dies 8 years before the Enola Gay realises his dream. Should be on the $100 of every country

We just got new bills. They are pretty cool.

Strange designs. They don't even look like money to me. I do like the colours but looks like a graphic design project.

Why no people on them?

Muslim laws

>9
I like the front. Feels very connected to my culture. You are right about the backside, though, trying to hard to be cool. I guess nobody cares about anyone enough to print them on money. But the cod is here, and it always will be.

here, will post a new 500 bill that was made quite recently

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500

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Take a look, it's in a book. Canadian Rainbowwww

Why no royalty? Would've expected that.

Poland doesn't have royal family anymore but they still get put on money.

Pol approved history

>They will all be replaced in the name of political correctness in your lifetime

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also
100000 caravaggio
50000 gian lorenzo bernini
10000 Alessandro Volta
5000 Vincenzo Bellini
2000 Guglielmo Marconi
1000 Maria Montessori

Other side

i like the sea as a theme, but i much prefer the old ones 2bh

They seem easy to counterfeit as there are not many security features. Euro banknotes come with security threads, watermarks, gold stripes and so on. And most of the times, you only need to crisp the paper to detect wether it's a fake banknote. Why do the US keep these old-fashioned banknotes ?

Those backs are absolute trash.

JUST FUCK MY AESTHETICS UP-

*tips fedora*

pic related rate guys

aren't you guys eurocucks?

wut it do. taste the rainbow. tanks, junston!

Use the brain.

Simple clean design. Always concerns me when countries don't put famous people on money.

At least looks better than the euro.

What's on the back? Dont tell me- Mooses, canada geese, polar bears and shit???

Then why are you posting some old worthless money pastanigger

I'm always surprised at what US paper currency looks like, since I haven't used it in like 10 years.

I'm contributing, unlike you, you walking toilet equipment.

This is true money, go away with your meme paper

>Fish on banknote
This makes me chuckle

Weimar Part 2.

>not having your monarch on your bank note
what the fuck

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>What's on the back?
>hockey + features a poem that says hockey is more important than God
>canadians in history idk?
>native (indian) crap
>native (indian) crap again i think? never seen a real $50 up close in real life
>map

old bills all had birds on the back. quarter dollar coin has moose on it. nickel coin has a beaver on it.

Shekels don't look like that anymore.
(There is also a new design for the 200 and iirc 50 bill)

Everyone should post their coins as well

Here are some older designs, for example the Mercury dime

Those coins probably had major purchasing power. Sure you could buy dinner, drinks and a hotel room with a handful of change back then

it's weird how all our money has handsome, upright, moral and great anglo saxon heroes on it whereas your money all has weird gross subversive looking creepos on it. who even are those ratface scumsuckers? lol is that freud and trotsky on on your currency? fucking top lel mate.

You posted the old ones you nigger
bankofcanada.ca/banknotes/image-gallery/

Coming soon

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no it got canceled

Again no people, or even monarchy on your money. Why are so many countries ashamed of their history or cultural achievements?

Denmark - where's Hans Christian Andersen, Nils Bohr, Victor Norge, Lars Ulrich even???

Deutsche Mark we need you

these are the better nz notes

>You posted the old ones you nigger
oh sorry, bud
>$5
we wuz astronuggets 'n' sheeeiit

>$100
insulin was discovered by some slut who Lord Sir Dr. Frederick T. Banting, Esquire let look in his microlooking-glass for a few seconds. yeaaah, ok Canadian Mint lol. thanks for the history lesson!

Only in English.

Not bilingual.

Infinitely better.

uscurrency.gov/security/100-security-features-2013-present

Didn't these only come out less than a decade ago? Have they already been replaced by OP's pic? That must have (((wasted))) a lot of money.

why are the backsides all blurred out? is it japanese porn genitals?

The newer plastic notes use a different polymer and are actually fairly sturdy. They are more robust and don't rip so easy.
The older ones tend to get ratty real quick and can just feel like literal pieces of trash.
So for that reason it is a genuine upgrade.

The old pound coins were gorgeous.
FeelsBadMan.

I disagree, there's too much colour. US money was best when it was all green.

And this is how money should look

>20
>Uma delícia

My money looks like this. I live in a degenerate ass country.

You have different plurals for 5 and the rest? How hard is your language?

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Beautiful.
Euros are trash.

American $ is pozzed

We have 5 current coins dedicated to H.C.A. (variations of the 10kr coin)
and 1 obsolete Niels Bohr bank note.
All 10kr and 20kr coins have the queen on the front.

Peace dollar, best dollar.
Peace dollars are worth $13 in silver today. Doesn't tell you about their historic purchasing power, but is still interesting.

>same obverse throughout
Hideous.

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for some reason i expected israel to have plain colored money like ours, i don't know why. colorful money seems really strange to me, i'm so used to associating green with the real thing and colorful money with the monopoly board game.

They do it for people with eyesight difficulty. Same thing with different sized bills.
Blind organization groups in the US frequently request the mint do something to better differentiate the notes./

It's the Efíge da República

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efígie_da_República

I do like this commemorative polymer R$10 bill the best though

I'm familiar with it.
I just don't like the same thing on all the money.

And yes, that bill looks nice.

that makes sense. i've always thought it would be cool to have something different on each bill like braile that you could feel with your finger or something so you didn't have to pull all of your money out of your pocket to find the bill you need. or maybe make them out of different materials so you could feel the difference.

our coins make a shield

they're pretty secure actually, and the look/feel of US money is too iconic for us to want to move to something too radically different.

They're actually considering that. A lot of countries are. Not necessarily braile but something tactical for your money. A raised part of the bill, and the different patterns for each.
The US tends to be conservative with our money though. Too many changes bother people. We haven't had a major design change in ages. 1946 if you exclude half and dollar coins.
You have an abo on yours for some reason.

salty as fuck to have virgin euros when everyone else has chad bank notes with birbs fishes and shit

What's the new one pound coin like?

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Companies that print banknotes:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giesecke_&_Devrient

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_La_Rue

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bank_Note_Company

>tfw the next banknotes are taking Borden off the 100 and putting MacDonald there, then putting fucking Viola Davis or whatever the fuck on the 10
the federal government's bullying of Nova Scotia needs to end

>insulin was discovered by some slut who Lord Sir Dr. Frederick T. Banting, Esquire let look in his microlooking-glass for a few seconds. yeaaah, ok Canadian Mint lol. thanks for the history lesson!
the woman was originally Asian for more diversity points, but it got changed because apparently people felt that portraying an Asian scientist was more offensive than or banknotes being 100% white except for the native art

political correctness is one hell of a drug

>maybe this uma delicia will change your mind officer

>different materials

It would be smart to make the most frequently used notes out of abrasive resistant polymer.

A lot of people don't use wallets to protect these medium value notes and store them together with keys in their pockets.

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Fucking argentinians they will never learn.wtf is doing that coummunist woman in a 100 pesos bill?

BELLISIMO!

>trying to bribe a copper with anything less than R$50
It's like you WANT him to torture you

>tfw no 20 delicias to spend
why live?

Shouldn't you be chimping out harder than coastal Texans right now?

commie refugee women in Roraima get 4 delicias each for the "full program"

it's sad desu, they're even called otchenta cause that's how they pronounce oitenta aka 80

this looks ok
this looks like an abomination

Underrated

theres a jewish star on the thing rounding her face

also why does she have an aura? are they trying to turn her into a deity?

they erased our history, little by little, now thanks to mauricio machir and his (((gang))) we are going to lose Roca (best president ever), Sarmiento (2nd best) and all the other dudes, I just care about these two cus the rest did fuck all but its still sad

when did it stop being all green?

based kebab remover on the highest denomination banknote, that ought to trigger the cucks

The backs of the Norwegian bills make me feel queasy. It reminds me of playing Breakout on my Atari 2600.

I like this guys take on them, I loled...

Kek