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NOAA Status: nhc.noaa.gov
NEWS:
>Government tells those not evacuating to write their names/SSN on their arms:
thehill.com
> 35+ inches of rain; 130 mph winds
nhc.noaa.gov
> Landfall as Category 4 now
nbcnews.com
> 700+ Texas National Guards Deployed
click2houston.com
> Locations uninhabitable for months?
mashable.com
BE PREPARED:
nhc.noaa.gov
THREAD THEME:
youtube.com
PASTEBIN:
gist.github.com
Other urls found in this thread:
thehill
unvis.it
mashable
archive.is
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
pscp.tv
strawpoll.me
pscp.tv
pscp.tv
thehill.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
And here's the archive
>thehill com/homenews/348030-texas-mayor-tells-those-not-evacuating-to-write-names-social-security-numbers-on
unvis.it
>mashable com/2017/08/24/hurricane-harvey-worst-case-scenario-realized-texas
archive.is
im gay
GO TO THIS ONE FIRST, USE THIS ONE AFTER THE CURRENT ONE FILLS:
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8:30 ET ODDS. Place Bets. MASS CASUALITIES ARE HEAVY FAVORITES
500 dead
screenshot this
We really need the mods to sticky/pin one of these threads so anons don't have to keep fucking around making duplicate threads.
You're gonna wanna go to the other one for answers to this question mate
>rain song
>not when the levee breaks
youtube.com
I'm starting to get nervous guys
>WARNING WARNING WARNING
warning white people...
>when you see these guys show up
when is he hitting land ?
what time ?
in couple hours now
HARVEY IS STRONK
isnt he like 8 miles from the coast away? why does it take so long to move 8 miles
flag checks out.
rip to based texans
Why cant we have a hurricane flag?
>35 inches of rain
RIP JJ Watt
take my # and my bling, yo.
Where is Jeff
NEEDS MORE POWER
My mom lives there
give it
Houstonfag here.
I am staying. This is my home, and I will not flee it, no matter how bad things get.
nigga you gonna die
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Do we have a stream of action on the ground?
run you faggot!
Guys this storm is going to last a week.
Good luck and god speed!
REMEMBER user
HARVEY IS OUR FRIEND
HE IS THE CATALYST IN THE BASED GENTRIFICATION PROCESS
WE WILL RECLAIM OUR CASTLE IN THE SWAMP
JEFF IS BACK
>pscp.tv
JEFFFFF RUNNNN
thanks
>a week
>77
checked and keked.
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GUYS.
GUYS LISTEN. GUYS.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
We should help people affected. Food, batteries and other supplies. Because that's what you should do.
But also as a PR move.
Plz die nigger
Send your prayers guys. Stationed at NAS CC. Squadron says we're to report on Monday. I really don't see that happening.
Are any of you Texans brave enough to risk your lives for your fellow man?
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777
How bad do you want it?
CATEGORY 4!
No.139049700
Gonna say early that I'll handle making the next /HHG/ thread, but after that I might need to ditch out and get a few things done.
Let's try not to make 2-3 at once again.
Has he returned?
link?
70K+ WITHOUT POWER
>70K+ WITHOUT POWER
70K+ WITHOUT POWER
>70K+ WITHOUT POWER
70K+ WITHOUT POWER
>70K+ WITHOUT POWER
70K+ WITHOUT POWER
>70K+ WITHOUT POWER
I GROW STRONGER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jeff Lives!
pscp.tv
THREAD THEME
Scotsman right in the middle of the hurricane
kikebook.com/profile.php?id=100016294981318
JEFF
E
F
F
JEFF LIVES
pscp.tv
K-Kek. If you're there, please remove nogs. Give me a sign.
HE IS GOING TO DIE WTF
I don't have confidence in that breeze block wall where Jeff is parked.
Not for long :( He went too far this time, even he was not ready
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HOLY SHIT JEFF
BETTER FOOTAGE THAN JEFF!
lol this guy is getting outside his car
Fuuuu
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you are unironically going to die my lad
>no mentions of the fact that a huge hurricane happens just a few days after the eclipse
so, whose gonna visit the new lakes, record names and SSN's, hide bodies, and take out credit cards on them?
South Houston checking in. No flood insurance...
CATEGORY 5 OR BUST
Uhhh guys...
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Holy fucking hell guys, it's going so hard the velocity is aliasing
damn his periscope is lit af and he might die for this crazy
Why is Texas disliked by the rest of the USA?
>pic very related
>130 mph
JEFF IN DANGER
please dont die jeff
Kek determines if Jeff lives by the end of the night
cat 5 confirmed
Why do you fags want a Category 5?
you do know there are innocent cattes and doggos being hurt right now?
roll a 00 and jeff morphs into harvey, creating a symbiotic sentient hurri-human. This will lead to the death of possibly billions
I'll take the over
Immigration is checking IDs on evacuees. Corpus and Port A are full of illegals. Spics gonna drown.
I'm getting comfy
LAST SATELLITE IMAGE OF THE NIGHT
>GOOD NIGHT, HARVEY
>car warsh falling apart around jeff
its over
ignore all hurricane posts
ignore all hurricane threads
5
>Why do you fags want a Category 5?
So I can post memes on Sup Forums.
>t. going to get hit pretty hard by the storm
This guy is fucking balls. Sitting in his car in the middle of it filming.
