/HHG/ Hurricane Harvey General - Thread 2.0 Edition

NOAA STATUS: nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?cone#contents
NOAA SUMMARIES: nhc.noaa.gov/nhc_at4.xml

Status: Currently a Category 4 storm with max sustained wins of 130 MPH. Extremely heavy rain will result i9:04 PM 8/25/2017n widespread floods across southern and coastal Texas. Storm is expected to make landfall at around 11 PM ET.

-----NEWS-----
>Live Updates: cnn.com/2017/08/25/us/hurricane-harvey-latest/index.html
>"Write your SSN on your arm": thehill.com/homenews/348030-texas-mayor-tells-those-not-evacuating-to-write-names-social-security-numbers-on
>Harvey Hits Cat 4: nytimes.com/2017/08/25/us/hurricane-harvey.html
>700 National Guardsmen On Standby: click2houston.com/news/more-than-700-troops-depoyed-to-assist-with-harvey-threat
>Coldplay Cancels Houstan Show: abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/hurricane-harvey-prompts-coldplay-cancel-houston-show-preserve/story?id=49421166
>Trumpet News Livestream: youtube.com/watch?v=UkDPhTyXYH4&feature=youtu.be


-----HURRICANE SAFETY:-----
nws.noaa.gov/os/hurricane/
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane
nationalgeographic.com/environment/natural-disasters/hurricane-safety-tips/


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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

FIRST

>CAR WORSH

STAY IN THE FUCKING CAR JEFF

the only stream that matters RIGHT NOW

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqKVRbYXWWKB

>Jeff getting back outside
GOD NO JEFF

CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR JEFF

rip jeffy

RIP Big J

HIT OUT THE CAR WORSH JEFF

WHEN IS THE WORST PART COMING??? ORANGE AREAS OR EYE'S WALLS???

first for car waorsh

Si dobles, Jeff dies.

JEFF IS DED

CAT 5 SOON

>The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

First for wish me luck yall. I knew the Navy would be the death of me.

jesus

-----JEFF!-----
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqKVRbYXWWKB
>The TRULY Absolute Madman

JEFF IS DEFYING NATURE

...

IT'S OVER FOR JEFF

>ROF

All those cities are fucked, they flood even with normal thunderstorms

All those stupid hearts are killing my CPU jesus. What is this dogshit streaming application?

STOP KILLING JEFF

JEFF IS OUT OF THE CAR THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

holy fuck that wind, will jeff survive?

You should add Jeff's stream into the general

HOLY FUCK THAT WIND ON JEFFS STREAM

Oooooheeeeh

reminder to hit H to turn off the retarded periscope chat

push h

JEFF

CRAZY JEFF STREAM

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqKVRbYXWWKB
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqKVRbYXWWKB
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqKVRbYXWWKB

ALMOST INSIDE THE EYE

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>tfw Florida

CHANNEL YOUR INNER JEFF

WALK OUT INTO THE WIND

Press H to get rid of the crap

Jeff is estimating he'll be in the eye within the next half hour.

F

CLOSE THE DOOR JEFF

What do you drive, flyboy?

shits intensifying by the minute

jeff has great phone service

Thanks guys.

There is no fucking way Jeff survives this

HOL DA DOOR

What a time to be alive.

those motherfucking winds dear lord

omg I never knew

Car Worsh Edition

hes already dead

JEFF GET BACK IN THE CAR

Threadly reminder that Harvey will cause gas prices to spike for anywhere from a few weeks to a few months.

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In primary, so the T-6B

I got the sideways angle, how did you get the stream like that?

that nigga's not even in his car anymore

I don't know man. Watching someone die online is pretty exciting too.

FOX NEWS REPORTS POSSIBLE SHARKNADO AND LOTS OF WATER. HOLY FUCK LADS.

Singles and Jeff lives for another 10 minutes

NO JEFF NO!!!

>The madman is still outside the car

Jeff's about to take off

The eye is huge
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-96-1

lol @ guy hiding in car wash right now. Picrelated

This.

OH NOE FRAG IS DED

it's literally nothing.
jeff is kind of a puss

thanks my nigga

jeff is a retard who's gonna get cut in half by a flying sign

I know right. Who's his carrier?

I've flown my GA plane into Mustang Beach airport before. Corpus is pretty comfy.

>He's going to face 145-150 mph eye in that carwash

Trying this again.

If singles, Jeff survives

This overrides the last one.

OFFICIAL POLLACK DEDICATED STREAM GET IN HERE

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

I would like to know this too

Corpusfag here

holy shit

Love this timeline

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I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS BEGGING JOE TO GO BACK INSIDE

Wish I got blown down the street. Thanks, Donna.

>this isn't even full power
can Jeff pull it off? Will he survive?

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=ss0GT6x66ZQ

>post yfw jeff's stream goes down for the last time

THE BUILDING IS SHAKING

Am I fucked?

holy fuck how are we going to cope when jeff dies

Guy's a fucking nutter

THE WHOLE BUILDINGS SHAKING

THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER

JEFF GET BACK IN THE CAR

There are no take backs

>CAR WORSH IS VIBRATING

OH FUUUUUUUUCK

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JEFF

WHOLE BUILDIN IS COMING DOWN

THAT NIGGAS GUNNA DIE & it hasnt even begun

why wont jeff go back inside the car

GET IN THE CAR YOU MAD MAN!

>THE BUILDINGS SHAKING

JEFF

fuck off
jeff is the only stream you need