/hhg/ - Hurricane Harvey General - Reap the Whirlwind Edition

PASTEBIN:
notehub.org/b1v5b

STREAMS:
youtube.com/watch?v=-615uhU8By8
youtube.com/watch?v=UkDPhTyXYH4
periscope.tv/w/1dRKZnPEBEgKB
periscope.tv/w/1gqxvOqlvEeKB
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1DXGyOrdzvPxM?
streamable.com/cyldw

NEWS:
>Here's what time Hurricane Harvey is expected to make landfall in Texas
cbs19.tv/news/heres-what-time-hurricane-harvey-is-expected-to-make-landfall-in-texas/467425278

>Governor Abbott Suspends Collection of Hotel and Motel Taxes During Hurricane Harvey
kfyo.com/governor-abbott-suspends-collection-of-hotel-and-motel-taxes-during-hurricane-harvey/

>Hurricane Harvey becomes Category 4 storm
cnn.com/2017/08/25/us/hurricane-harvey/index.html

> 35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT4 shtml/251452.shtml

> Hurricane Harvey Grows To Category 4 Storm As It Closes In On Texas Coast
npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/25/546033639/harvey-nears-major-hurricane-status-as-it-closes-in-on-texas-coast

> 700+ Texas National Guards Deployed
click2houston.com/news/more-than-700-troops-depoyed-to-assist-with-harvey-threat

> Locations uninhabitable for months?
archive.is/0MpOb

BE PREPARED:
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=BixwVsiDdZM

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First for houston

quit calling him god dammit

WHY WONT JEFF TAKE THE CALL

...

Jeff is burnt out now

Way to go, Sup Forumstards. You've made Jeff's periscope so damn popular he's getting interrupted with dozens of phone calls while he's trying to survive. Whether he lives or dies is on you faggots!

YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED THE EYEWALL

Threads are moving too god damn fast

pick up THE PHONE

STOP CALLING JEFF YOU NIGGERS!!!

So when all is said and done do we get to blame this on Steve Harvey?

Jeff is F

>won't reach houston till wednesday

gaaaay

Just checked the San Antonio forecast. Expecting fucking Squalls through the day tomorrow. Might have to call in from work. You can't pay me to walk my broke ass to work in that.

Davos
AGHHHHHHH

ALMOST IN THE EYEWALL

so the storm basically stopped and its raping texas now?

Some text him that kek has his back, there's nothing to wor---

youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

Sup Forums confirmed as bro material in the last moments

just turn your phone off already

ARE YOU THERE NOW

youtu.be/adXNnOBgbTM

Naturally. Niggers ruin everything.

Stop calling Jeff, you fucking retards

But who's calling heem?

Looks like Jeff's best escape route is northeast, at least until he runs into the other side of the eyewall. I-69 is hopefully still functional down there.

STOP CALLING JEFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

But who's going to scrub the grundles, Jim?

Is the user from the island off Corpus still alive? You should be in the eye now.

937.5 OH SHIT

Jeff please play this song in your truck:

youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

937.8 mb

Stop calling jeff he needs the eyewall

STOP CALLING JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POST NUMBER

>937.5

lol his phone is blowing up

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This ringtone is fucking aids. holy shit

CALL JEFF AGAIN, I FUCKING DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER

its Sup Forums

>938.5

FUCKING RINGTONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HE"S HERE

Not me, if it boils down to it. I wanna work, but I can't do that if I'm swept away in the flood.

Thank fuck, it stopped.

he's not going to make it, is he?

What are the numbers he's shouting out?

...

THE ROOF IS FUCKING GONE

the roof is gone
this it the end

HOLY FUCK THE ROOF IS COMING OFF FOR REAL


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THIS IS THE FUCKING EYEWALL STAY STRONG JEFF

Air Pressure

who cares?
when will Coastal Cucks learn their lesson?

pressure

his hood just ripped off

ROOF IS GONE

THE ROOFS ARE COMING OFF

Air pressure, units of millibars.

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>ROOF IS GONE

coordinates where they can find his corpse

And so is thoth

I honestly can't wait till tomorrow morning knowing we'll have an awesome article full of horrible disaster photos from the Daily Mail and Drudge will be loaded with delicious tragedy headlines.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT!

He can if he rides the eye

GET OUT OF THERE JEFF

EVEN THE ROOFS ARE LEAVING

oh fuck there it goes

its Sup Forums

hooo auityiitititit

OH MY FUCKING GOD BRO HE IS ACTUALLY GONNA DIE

FFFUUUCCCCKKKK

IT COLLAPSED HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHITBALLS RIP BUILDING

ITS
OGRE

OH SHIT HE'S SCREAMING THE BUILDING JUST COLLAPSED

THE BUILDING

AAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

OH MY FUCKING GOD

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

LORD SAVE HIM

HOLY FUCK JEFF BE SAFE

JEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFF

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUCK

DEAD

JEFF......!!!

FUUUUUUUCK

>The National Weather Service makes the point that the last category 4 storm to hit Texas was Hurricane Carla in 1961. It killed 34 people, destroyed thousands of buildings and led to a repair bill of at least $300m.

Jeff was right about the buildings coming apart. wil his sacrifice be remembered?

FUCK JEFF!!!! SURVIVE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

RRRRREREEEEEEEEEEE

DON'T SCARE US JEFF

>the whole building just collapsed around me

JEFFFFFFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is he ded?

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

HOLY SHIT IS HE DEAD??????????

AAAHHHHH STOP CALLING HIM

JEFFFFFFFFFFFFF