/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STAY SAFE JEFF EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #29 8/25/17
youtu.be/BqaB1oiabJY
>Weekly Update #5 - Lara 8/25/17
youtu.be/SK2z-ZGwV4Y
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin, NSA McMaster, HSA Bossert) 8/25/17
youtu.be/4gYdhWSkUUo
>DeptInt Video - Eclipse Across America 8/25/17
youtu.be/O3qQDnzYX6U
>WH Video - VP Pence in Miami 8/25/17
youtu.be/au7uTrA_ys0
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/Ukr Pres Poroshenko presser 8/24/17
youtu.be/rUN-duJsVEA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 8/24/17
youtu.be/aPBRC13AzhA
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/24/17
youtu.be/jqABEec-CKc
>fake news network BTFO by panel 8/24/17
youtu.be/6UHzhtteI8o
>WH Video - Pres Trump @Amer Legion 99th Natl Conv 8/24/17
youtu.be/z0MoJ2Fhc2g
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>President Donald Trump Video - Tremendous/Incredible 8/21/17
youtu.be/mdzk2evC7cs
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

FUCKER DON'T GET OUT

BUILDING JUST COLLAPSED ON JEFF

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HE'S GETTING OUT OF THE CAR WITH THE DEBRIS, THE MADMAN

JEFF!

SAVE JEFF SEND IN A TANK

MORNING
>Trump tweets: "If Senate Republicans don't get rid of the Filibuster Rule and go to a 51% majority, few bills will be passed. 8 Dems control the Senate!"
>"General John Kelly is doing a fantastic job as Chief of Staff. There is tremendous spirit and talent in the W.H. Don't believe the Fake News"
>"Few, if any, Administrations have done more in just 7 months than the Trump A. Bills passed, regulations killed, border, military, ISIS, SC!"
>"Nick Adams, "Retaking America" "Best things of this presidency aren't reported about. Convinced this will be perhaps best presidency ever.""
>"Strange statement by Bob Corker considering that he is constantly asking me whether or not he should run again in '18. Tennessee not happy!"
>"I have spoken w/ @GovAbbott of Texas and @LouisianaGov Edwards. Closely monitoring #HurricaneHarvey developments & here to assist as needed."
>Remains of 3 marines killed in Osprey crash near Australia were recovered
>Macron spends $30,000 on makeup
AFTERNOON
>Trump releases Weekly Address
>Press briefing with Mnuchin, McMaster Bossert, and Sanders
>WH puts new sanctions on Venezuela
>Trump exempts Citgo from Venezuela sanctions
>Hurricane Harvey strengthens to Category 3
>Trump wishes Texans 'good luck' ahead of hurricane
>"""Report""" claims Special counsel subpoenas Manafort-linked PR firms: report
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SAY IT WITH ME:

MADAME PRESIDENT DUCKWORTH

You're a sick little Kiwi you know that? A devil dog kiwi.

OH SHIT

dude jeff is going to fucking die rofl

GUYS I JUST GOT BACK AND I'M HEARING ABOUT COLLAPSED BUILDINGS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JEFF

JEFF IS ETERNAL
FUCK YOU
HE WON'T DIE

The hurricane is actually Hillary's gaping vagina.

What is he doing???

who do we hope wins the mcgregor fight?

EVENING
>Trump tweets: "Just arrived at Camp David where I am closely watching the path and doings of Hurricane Harvey, as it strengthens to a Category 3. BE SAFE!"
>"Just arrived at Camp David, where I am monitoring the path and doings of Hurricane Harvey (as it strengthens to a Class 3). 125 MPH winds!"
>"Storm turned Hurricane is getting much bigger and more powerful than projected. Federal Government is on site and ready to respond. Be safe!"
>Hurricane Harvey strengthens to Category 4
>Trump officially bans transgender individuals from military
>NK fires 3 short-range missiles - All fail
>Governor of Illinois vetoed bill to raise minimum wage to $15 by 2022
>Trump pardons Arpaio
>Immeditaely after, reports come out that Gorka has resigned
Trump tweets: "At the request of the Governor of Texas, I have signed the Disaster Proclamation, which unleashes the full force of government help!"
>"I am pleased to inform you that I have just granted a full Pardon to 85 year old American patriot Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He kept Arizona safe!"
>Arpaio thanks Trump for pardoning him
>"""Official"""s ays that Gorka did not resign 'but I can confirm he no longer works for the White House'
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>He got out of the car
HE FUCKING BALLS ON THIS MADMAN

ITS REALLY HAPPENING IT CAN'T HAPPEN ANY MORE THAN THIS RIGHT NOW JEFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOO

Who the fuck is Jeff?

PRAY FOR JEFF

President Donald J. Trump

>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind.
>he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home.
>he won a golf tournament with a single stroke.
>he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases.
>he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk.
>he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still.
>he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari.
>he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom.
>his online shitposting directs the course of human history.
>he sells rice to the Chinese.
>when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way.
>eating fast food makes him healthier.
>at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger.
>when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness.
>he made employee of the month after his job interview.
>he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation.
>he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed.
>the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.

>Its okay if Obama pardons felons, drug dealers and life sentences
>oh no trump pardoned someone enforcing the law and paid foreign forensics groups to find the 7 points of fraud on Obongo's birth certificate

JEFF WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET BACK IN THE CAR

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he just got hit with debris, what the fuck is he doing??? Get inside you faggot.

HOW MANY DEAD NIGGERS AND SPICS WHO ARE AFFECTED BY CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE

MUELLER GOING AFTER PODESTA

>Mercury LLC employed John McCain's communications director.

DNC & MCCAIN BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY

WITNESS JEFF
>WITNESS JEFF
WITNESS JEFF
>WITNESS JEFF
WITNESS JEFF
>WITNESS JEFF

Realistically, who else from the nationalist wing of the party can Trump bring in? Its a relatively new wing, so there aren't a lot of well known figures in the media who can fill roles.

JEFFFFFFFF

the madman please jeff don't die

thanks nntnn.

Is this man a lunatic? What is wrong with him

MEDAL TO JEFF WHEN?

>>Governor of Illinois vetoed bill to raise minimum wage to $15 by 2022
>bankrupt state can't afford min wage increases
wew

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

WHAT IS HE DOING??? I CAN'T BREATH FORM LAUGHING. HE KEEPS GETTING HIT

HEY DUMBASSES, JOE ARPAIO IS ON HANNITY

RESCUE JEFF

>bannon was a core part of trump's campaign--
>No, he wasn't.
>gorka was a core part of--
>No, he wasn't.
>drumpf is doomed! he can't think for himself apparently!!

hello i am newfag :D

Please let this eat McOne Vote out as his cancer eats his brains. I want his legacy to be ruined before he dies.

Sand niggers really went duckhunting that day

and he's dead

JEFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh shit, camera feed cut after Jeff went into a wall of debris but its on and off again.

who the fuck cares. maynigger is a fight ducking pussy. i didn't even watch his pacquiao fight that should have happened 10 years earlier. niggerweather will "destroy" mcgregor though. mma dudes can't do boxing

GODDAMIT JEFF WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Guys, I'm drunk. Sorry, in advance.

So I just moved to a new town to finish my masters degree, and I just came home after I've met this girl tonight. She's a little bit younger than me, but that's ok. So we were at the same pre-party, and things were looking good and we talked the entire evening (it's 4am in Norway). What I'm looking for, is someone who is active and someone who I can run in the mountains with (also, white and can have my babies). And she looked PERFECT. She's shy, and after we arrived at the nightclub, she had one drink, we spoke, she went over to some girl friends and then went home without saying goodbye.

What is this?

Thank you guys, really.

GET IN THE CAR JEFFF

rip jeff

Wtf is going on with Jeff? I just got on! The madman!!!

THIS

Reminder for "muh Afghanistan" shills

>muh drumpf is a neocohen look at these tweets and this speech
I've noticed something after reading several threads full of concern shills: all of the concern shills posting old Trump tweets and proclaiming he's a neocon (including molymeme) are being more deliberately dishonest than it may seem at first.
The tweets they are referring to are from 2011 to 2013, wherein Trump was advocating leaving Afghanistan.
Then in June 2014, ISIS as we know it formed.
We know that in 2015 Trump's opinion was "well I don't really like being there but we kind of have to stay because if we just leave it will create a power vacuum"
Fast forward to today where concern shills are deliberately ignoring a certain elephant with a black flag in the room in order to push their "TRUMP IS A NEOCOHEN" agenda (an agenda that is dishonest even if you only take his speech into question).

The timeline goes like this
>Trump wants out of Afghanistan
>Obama's fuckup in Iraq leads directly to ISIS's formation
>Trump realizes that "just pulling out" doesn't cut it, we have to stabilize the region first
>says so in 2015
>forward to now where he maintains that commitment and further BTFO's nation building and spreading democracy in favor of long-term stability
>faggots call him a neocon

Also note how none of these losers define "neocon" as anything other than "doing war shit", conveniently forgetting that neocon foreign policy includes nation building and regime change, which Trump has disavowed.
Trump is not a neocon, and he has not cucked out to [insert new boogeyman of the week]. Shills fuck off.

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The maddest of men.

You forgot Mueller subpoenaing Podesta's company.

GET HIM HURRICANE HARVEY SLAY!

JEFFF PPPLEEASE DONT SLEEEP

more prayers for jeff and texas

WHO THE FUCK IS JEFF WHY ISN'T /ptg/ TALKING ABOUT PODESTA GETTING MUELLER'D?! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

>isn't the legitimate president

top kek

F for Jeff lads

He's fucking dead

Please someone make a compilation of this absolute madman. At work, can not watch

it's a trap

...I see no Jeff

I just don't believe any of this shit anymore. Nothing will happen. Hillary will never face any consequences. Trump doesn't care. Neo cons everywhere. Fuck it all.

Jeff is taking the eternal sleep pill.

OH SHIT,arapio going after soros and kikes next week

Gorka was only probably there to help formulate Trump's kebab removal plan anyway.

Thanks bros

You should archive her.

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thicc

Ummmm no, sweeties.

You don’t seem to understand.

It ALL comes bake to Russia? WAKE THE FUCK UP. We have to remove him from office!! Who’s with me?!

Jeff is some retarded/crazy/brave Texas weatherman live streaming from inside a 150mph hurricane.

what the FUCK!

>tfw you singlehandedly dismantle the JIDF /ptg/ operation and blow them the fuck out with your truth bombs
Feels good lads.

>he killed the other person and still won

We don't know that yet

I fuggen told you he was gonna die

Stream just died.

Aaand we're back to this again.

>WHO THE FUCK IS JEFF
People are watching stormchasers cover the hurricane.
>WHY ISN'T /ptg/ TALKING ABOUT PODESTA GETTING MUELLER'D?
Shills are sliding it because they know Mueller's hunting them and not Trump.

jeff is kill

someone finally gets it

i really hate the dishonesty of not only the shills but the blackpilled fags who fall for this shit all the time and want their "drumpf is a neocohen" headcanon to be true

...

I have faith in Jeff.
He's gonna make it lads
F

The first thing I said last thread was that this fucker was about to get creamed by the storm and he did twice.

okay that sounds pretty awesome

t.lots of happenings going on

RIP JEFF

Source?

>without saying goodbye

Probably not interested then. If you were talking the entire evening, like 6 hours? more? Then why didn't you ask for her number? That's a rookie mistake right there buddy.

This rabid chihuahua is the best goy.

>inb4 Trump himself rescues Jeff

I don't think anyone cared

I hope we get at least 1000 dead spics.

Most of Trump's policies during the campaign were crafted by Miller and KUSHNER (not that ptg will ever admit it)

...

I BELIEVE IN JEFF. JEFF IS ALIVE AND WELL!

LONG LIVE JEFF

At least he died doing what he loved.