/hhg/ - Hurricane Harvey General - "Jeff Is Immortal" addition

PASTEBIN:
notehub.org/b1v5b

STREAMS:
youtube.com/watch?v=-615uhU8By8
youtube.com/watch?v=UkDPhTyXYH4

periscope.tv/w/1dRKZnPEBEgKB
periscope.tv/w/1gqxvOqlvEeKB
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1DXGyOrdzvPxM?
streamable.com/cyldw

NOAA STATUS: nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?cone#contents
NOAA SUMMARIES: nhc.noaa.gov/nhc_at4.xml
Wikipedia Page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Harvey


NEWS:
>Menacing Category 4 Hurricane Harvey on verge of reaching Texas coast
chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-hurricane-harvey-texas-20170825-story.html

>Thousands flee in Texas as ‘Harvey’ becomes Category 4 hurricane
interaksyon.com/thousands-flee-in-txas-as-hurricane-harvey-threatens-record-flooding/

>President Trump signs disaster declaration as Hurricane Harvey nears Texas coast
abc11.com/weather/trump-signs-disaster-declaration-as-hurricane-harvey-nears-coast/2337957/

>Hurricane Harvey makes landfall in Texas as a Category 4 storm with more than 130 mph winds
nydailynews.com/news/national/hurricane-harvey-landfall-tex-category-4-storm-article-1.3442752

>US: Texas facing major disaster as Hurricane Harvey approaches coastline [Radio Pakistan]
radio.gov.pk/26-Aug-2017/us-texas-facing-major-disaster-as-hurricane-harvey-approaches-coastline


> 35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT4 shtml/251452.shtml

HURRICANE SAFETY:
txdot.gov/inside-txdot/division/traffic/safety/weather/hurricane.html
nws.noaa.gov/os/hurricane/
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane
nationalgeographic.com/environment/natural-disasters/hurricane-safety-tips/

Stream Texas Radiostations:
radio.garden/live/houston-tx/

ssd.noaa.gov/goes/east/gmex/h5-loop-ir2.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/o1JOFhfoAD4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_claimed_to_be_built_on_seven_hills
twitter.com/BNONews/status/901322355200360448
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900_Galveston_hurricane
twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/901326995048550400
ssd.noaa.gov/goes/east/gmex/h5-loop-ir2.html
radar.weather.gov/Conus/southplains_loop.php
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Medal_of_Freedom
youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

except for you faggots jerking each other off, nothing's happening.

Just got a tornado warning alert on my phone

Loot response team theme song

youtu.be/o1JOFhfoAD4

who else /comfy/ while experiencing the storm

Be safe, Jeff!

Is Jeff finally dead, lads?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_claimed_to_be_built_on_seven_hills

North Texas reporting in. Comfy as hell.

yes

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i'm in south houston and haven't gotten any significant rain, wind, lightning, or thunder.

some fuckery is afoot.

This is getting too real, stop summoning shit with Kek

Don't let him get you Jeff!!!

Drown Periscope!

kek says otherwise

YUHHH, 75 AND NICE AS FUCK MIGHT GO FOR A DRIVE

twitter.com/BNONews/status/901322355200360448

It will never stop

REREREERERERRE

kek is watching yeewwww

LAD WTF

Central Texas. So comfy.

i am in corpus there are high winds and rain currently but it is supposed to clear out by tomorrow evening

Come now leaf, take those pants off, let us stroke it for you.

what did you do?

TIME TRAVELING GIGA HURRICANE ANDREW

Check the dates
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900_Galveston_hurricane

>Sep 1

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Rickover must be summoned

One less nigger. I like this hurricane already!

Shooting Clarified:
Homeowner shot looter

I GUESS JEFF WILL HAVE TO RECEIVE THAT SECOND EMMY POST HUMUS

REV YOUR CHALLENGERS FOR JEFF

rumors of an explosion, anyone have any proof?

Tons of shit is going down, faggot. Sit back and relax you're god damned fat titties.

kek

>left him alive
I'm disappointed.

...

Kek bless Texas. I hope he ends up shitting in a bag.

The word Hurricane comes the ancient Egyptian word Hurrikang and meant "great king". The path hurricanes travel are the same path's WHITE people took us to America on the slave ships. They named destructive storms HurriCANES which kill mostly BLACK people to try and intimidate us from discovering our true heritage.

When a WHITE man tells you to evacuate, do not do it. Expose his white supremacist lies right into his face and stay on your sacred ground. do not fear the Hurrikang. WHITe people want you to be scared.

its the Vatican and they made that wikipedia article to dilute the meaning

Revelation 17:9
And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.

I am the Devil

>medics can manage a gunshot wound when all the near by hospitals are down.

and so it begins.

what do you think pol, who will have the most kills. harvey or homeowners

He doing his job eliminating subhumans
>pic related

The intruder is going to be a Beaner. Blacks don't live in corpus

Kek is the only supernatural being here mate

is jeff a hot new meme? should I buy now before its too late?

>- The storm surge threat has remained nearly steady from the
previous assessment.

HOUSTON BROS WE MAY NOT HAVE TO GO TO WORK!!

>Trying to loot in Texas

It's like these idiots are asking to get shot

I was driving through eastern New Mexico yesterday, and saw the storms clouds passing over head. The were really low and moving very fast. You could tell something was going to happen

If he's not hit anywhere exceptionally life-threatening, then yes, chances are he'll survive to see hospital treatment.

I hope all the boots at Lackland will be safe! I have friends down there!

twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/901326995048550400

Jeff stock is gonna last few days, buy low sell high

>Implying Houston survives

>!
>I'll shoot you for that

No he's just legitimately good at his job.

downgraded to cat 3 after making landfall

jeff is dank as fuck for years he really loves what he does

>Hurrikang.

HOUSTON NO WORK CONFIRMED

TRUMP SHOULD INVITE JEFF TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR HIS BRAVERY

Looks like you got a free pass from Kek.

It's drizzling, the roads will be slick three days from now.
NO WORK!!!

Jeff is dead

There has to be some kind of award of civilian excellence in journalism or some shit

If not Trump can just make one

EYEWALL IS INTACT OVER LAND, HARVEY IS SUSTAINING CAT 3 STRENGTH

ssd.noaa.gov/goes/east/gmex/h5-loop-ir2.html

radar.weather.gov/Conus/southplains_loop.php

Stare into the eyes of a merciless storm,
Also I'm guessing 11 deaths

D-does that little girl have a Striker?

i dont know if you are shitposting or not but i have been to new mexico before and have been through some really strange storms

2ith by land 1ith by sea

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Medal_of_Freedom

11 it is then

i hear Jeff is eating wendys atm, he had the whole value menu

IF DIGGIES KEK CONFIRMS THE BLESSING OF TRUMP

where is jeff?

youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY

So mote it be

That's bullshit!
YOU CAN'T F THE JEFF!

WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF???

>next time

she already realizes he'll do it again

teach em young

So far

Damn right

Good for you keem, feels good getting praise huh? Just had to tell everyone, right? Let everyone know how goof of a person you are?

OH FUCK JUST REPORTED IT'S CATEGORY 5 NOW

yellowstone is next.. see you in September!

ch ch ch checkkked

W_E_W_W_W

Checked.

Why does the white Steve Harvey look like Louie CK?

ITS HAPPENING

...

checked

Shut up nigger

LADS FFS

Brownsville here, not a single drop of rain so far. Can't believe they closed the schools and the city for nothing.

I honestly don't know if Jeff is alive. No contact in over an hour.

Let the games begin

Business owner painted that on his warehouse in Nola during Katrina. Niggers burned his warehouse down.

WITNESSED

oy vey