Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am

Big manna say dey cokk feel betta n ting widdout cover

here da link apolgy to norway for no arkive bbc.com/pidgin/world-41035571

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ
biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John 3&version=HWP
wired.co.uk/article/bbc-digital-pidgin-language-service
youtu.be/qqJI7SdS9Gg
youtube.com/watch?v=Ybja5TOsfG0
youtu.be/oUEJFp9L7-4
youtube.com/watch?v=OL5HIApQXrY
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b091v0th
bbc.com/pidgin/41054401
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

The BBC figured out a way to become relevant again by producing an endless supply of memes.

Computing Forever's video on this shit explains it perfectly.

>it's real
Blacks so bad at speakin da language of man dat dey needa they own simplified noose site

>They don't read the bible in Pidgin.

John 3:16Hawai‘i Pidgin (HWP)

16 “God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.

>BBC news

>Categories for Nigeria and Africa

>No Britain category

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Holy shit.

>noggin joggin

brought to you by Ghana

youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ

wait is that real?

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John 3&version=HWP

what in the fuck is pidgin

niggerese?

>18 Fo know dis, gotta be sharp! Whoeva get good head, dey gotta figga wat mean da Wild Animal's numba, cuz da numba show one guy's name. His numba, az 666.

tank man dey gud

It's funny, I guess, but I feel like killing myself.

Hawaiin slang.

Think Spanglish

Eh, no let um blow yoa mind, jus cuz I tell you, ‘You guys gotta born again Godʼs new way.’

>a grammatically simplified form of a language, used for communication between people not sharing a common language. Pidgins have a limited vocabulary, some elements of which are taken from local languages, and are not native languages, but arise out of language contact between speakers of other languages.

Cut from wiki.

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user, no.

wired.co.uk/article/bbc-digital-pidgin-language-service

youtu.be/qqJI7SdS9Gg
Language that's a weird mix of languages or dialects.

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>he ain't staying tight wit gods spesho guy christ

youtube.com/watch?v=Ybja5TOsfG0

>Jesus an John Da Baptiza Guy

>22 Afta dat, Jesus an da guys he teaching wen go Judea side. He wen stay wit dem ova dea an wen baptize peopo. 23 Da same time John stay baptize da peopo Enon side, near Salim, cuz had plenny water ova dea. Da peopo stay come by John an he stay baptize dem. 24 You know, dis wen happen befo dey throw John inside da jail.

This is some jarjar binks tier shit, holy fuck. I almost want to reread the entire bible in this failed abortion of a language to see how terribly niggers manage to dilute the message.

>this is the UK's solution to its proles becoming bongistani

LITERALLY FUCKING NEWSPEAK

FUCKING ORWELL WAS RIGHT AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'm pretty sure the literal definition is any system of communication developed by people who lack a common language

Dis a /po/ meme gon too fah?

>indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

No fucking way

It's not black people, it's hawaiians man. Native folk, brudda

I am aware of that, however all I can picture reading this is an extremely stoned jamaican nigger trying to do this god shit.

Niggas hearing about this site be like "Damn I wish I could read."

The stoner would be easier to understand than Pidgin

Jamaican's have a grasp of real grammar, you can tell when they have to repeat themselves they'll slow down and speak mostly correctly, just like southerners won't say ya'll when speaking slowly

Pidgin is so much worse

Keep reading these dumb crap and your grammar will go bad.

i saw the original thread with this language shit earlier. its been a couple hours later and they are still going on.

this headline made me laugh none the less

I'm an Miner. Fuck I have some good stories about working with those Nogs in Africa.

>Bynecut Mining gives Nogs condoms to prevent Aids and spread of Diseases
>Tells Nogs the importance of health and to see the Medic if they believe they may have come in contact with communicable viruses
>Next morning there's a Nig parade outside of the sick-bay.

Further along in my travels at the same site:
>Black Union says "Dis is de white men's whey off controlln da black populashun"

When those cunts used to get their arms ripped off of or have serious injuries, I used to walk away. I treated every Nog over there as if they had Aids.

New Guinea "Tok Pisin" is fucked. I worked there for a few years too.

It's like talking to some ghetto Nigger from Harlem.

White boi too dumb to speak superior inglish

MEAT IS BAK ON DA MENU BOYZ

250 million on an orc translator?

for some reason they speak it in hawai, but it is supposed to be nigerian english.

chemical castration, say it's a vaccine. problem solved

fucking kek

Have you not realize that whoever is doing this is /our/ guy?

>joos mus dai
agreed.

testhahmafmfgela foogaloga

tok pisin is di proper wei to rait inglis, wat yu sei is wat yu rait

A sub-90 IQ prevents forward thinking. All that matters is this: "I gots 2 feel sumthin'!"

And here we witness the birth of a meme with years of staying power. Wew.

>but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.

So

Devil = Wild Animal

Gotcha

ancap-chan's a slut

The absolute state of Europe right now....

I want to laugh but it's just too fucking depressing.

How long before scientific literature is translated into pidgin?
Surely that'll help those prospective engineers and doctors get into the job market, increasing diversity.

I read the description of pidgin on Wikipedia but i dont understand

Who uses this "langugae"

Is this a language or an dialect?

>WTF is going on?

Are you sitting down? Because the story is a long one, and in starts in the shtetls of Europe about 800 years ago.

It reads like WoW troll language

dem pikinini's make dem good music youtu.be/oUEJFp9L7-4

>Watching cuckold forever.
Guy is a fucking beta virgin, he immediately goes back on everything if a girl gives him attention.

TOP KEK
Yeah, there's no fun anymore, just cut and paste BBC pidgin

we should register niggermeme.com
and just redirect it to BBC/pidgin

its used by papuans since they have a millions languages and cant english

Dey arm bone is conectud to dey leg bone.

>let me tell you about niggers
During the colonial era, nigger languages still lacked concepts like blue, eleven or worry. So they copied from their colonial masters. And now you end up with an updated official abomination of a language with 0.1% nigger original words, 0.9% nigger grammar, 99% imported english words

Roastie spotted

What the fuck. Is this English? Am I having a stroke?

what the fuck is the point of this when pidgin is strictly a spoken language?

All niggers should have their dicks chopped off at birth

I'm still not sure what "da kine" means or originates from

You know what I'd like to see? Shakespeare or classic literature in this pidgin language

I found BBCs new anchor:

youtube.com/watch?v=OL5HIApQXrY

why not niggerbabble.com?

you cut the best part
>To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

Is dey to be or is dey not to da be is a dey kwestion.

>biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John 3&version=HWP
Jesus tell him, “Dass right!

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>noose site
Now that's something I can support!

>waka-waka

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post yfw whitebois realize these all XL magnum condoms bc whiteboi condom too small for black stud

Whede dis nobler in da mind to suffer
da sling an arrow of dey badda lucka

"the kind"

They had the kind of life that stayed strong forever.

The Big Black Cock comes to your rescue: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day" at 26:45

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b091v0th

>waka-waka

>I wan break record
Idiocracy has happened

'The kind', I thought.

Kek. At least everything-a has a dey rhyme-a.

>they just got Pac Man in Africa

>Kek. At least everything-a has a dey rhyme-a.
mostly sound like a dey a riha

Sounds like how the Orks speak

It's like a newspaper for Gungans

We need a text to speech program

Tell BBC that you're blind and they're ableist or something

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen, i'm crying

bbc.com/pidgin/41054401

Hahahahaha

so yo be sen we waz kangz

Link?

Leaf. BBC Pidgin no have a section fi dem England cos we speak de Queen's lingo, you get me?

Look on the main BBC site you turd

they're female condoms by the look of OP's picture

Holy fuck this is glorious.

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